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Badass first words

Last posted May 06, 2013 at 03:03AM EDT. Added Apr 29, 2013 at 10:45AM EDT
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You walk into a bar and get ready to kill, what is your choice of words?
-i came to drink beer and kill hoodlums. And your infront of my beer.

Walk up to some guy at the bar
“Ever get that feeling that you wanna kill the very next person that says no?”
“Y-yes…”
" how funny, no is the word that sets you off. For me it’s yes".

Captain Douglas J Falcon wrote:

“If god had wanted you to live he would not have created ME!”

Or the more poetic version:
“I am the Scourge of God. If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.”

Katie C. wrote:

My name is Sue, how do you do? Now you gonna die!

If anyone knows where that’s from, I’ll be surprised.

It’s from A Boy Named Sue, originally a Shel Silverstein poem. It was then recorded by Johnny Cash on his Live at Folsom Prison album.

Katie C. wrote:

My name is Sue, how do you do? Now you gonna die!

If anyone knows where that’s from, I’ll be surprised.

Yeah, that’s what I told him!
Well I hit him hard right between the eyes, and he went down, but to my surprise, he came up with a knife, and cut off a piece of my ear.

Johnny Cash R.I.P.You ain’t alone, Katie.
EDIT: DAMMIT! Level4 beat me to it!

Last edited Apr 30, 2013 at 12:15PM EDT

Dr. Coolface wrote:

“Please allow me to introduce myself. I’m a man of wealth and taste.”

I’ve been around for a long, long year. Stole many a man’s… soul and faith.

I listen to a LOT of music. Wanna try and guess this one?

I hear the train a-coming. It’s rolling round the bend. And I ain’t seen the sunshine since… I don’t know when.

Laud Piestrings wrote:

I’ve been around for a long, long year. Stole many a man’s… soul and faith.

I listen to a LOT of music. Wanna try and guess this one?

I hear the train a-coming. It’s rolling round the bend. And I ain’t seen the sunshine since… I don’t know when.

The second one is Folsom Prison Blues. Also by Johnny Cash. Also, if we’re going with badass lines, why not “When I was just a baby, my mama told me ‘Son, always be a good boy, don’t ever play with guns.’ But I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.”

Last edited Apr 30, 2013 at 11:01PM EDT
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