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Hurt/Heal Gaiden: A Cliché Title

Last posted May 18, 2013 at 12:40AM EDT. Added May 02, 2013 at 06:08PM EDT
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Hurt Mercury

1. Freddie Mercury -24
2. Charles Barkley -5
3. Jotaro Kujo -0
4. Jim Raynor -0
5. Solaire of Astora -0
6. Kenshiro -0
7. Old Dante -0
8. Ash Williams -0
9. New Dante -0
10. Goku -0
11. Dio Brando -0
12. Merasmus -0
13. Superman -0
14. Gordon Ramsay -0
15. Slenderman -0

Hurt Barkley.

The spirits run back to Barkley.
Slenderman whips him with his tentacles
Gordon Ramsay shouts at him and tells him to “Fuck off”
Superman is punching him in the face
Merasmus is burning him with his magic
Dio is throwing knives at him
Goku is using the Kamehameha on him.
New Dante is slashing him with his sword, so is Old Dante.
Ash Williams is shooting him with his boomstick
Kenshiro is using Hokuto Hyakuretsu Ken on him
Solaire is backstabbing him, in the literal sense
Jim Raynor is shooting him
and finally, Jotaro Kujo is launching a gigantic ORA ORA ORA on him.

KILL BARKLEY
As the spirits fade away, one by one, Freddie screams into the mic again, summoning th spirits of the great ones: Elvis Presley, Micheal Jackson (When he was black), Kurt Cobain, John Lennon, Bruce Lee, and John Wayne. The spirits launch one final attack of awesomeness that disintegartes Charles Barkley into dust. Freddie begins to speak.
“May you rest in b-ball heaven.”

Last edited May 17, 2013 at 11:17PM EDT

No, Barkley has died. I can’t believe he lost. Here’s the final standings.

1. Freddie Mercury -17
2. Charles Barkley -0
3. Jotaro Kujo -0
4. Jim Raynor -0
5. Solaire of Astora -0
6. Kenshiro -0
7. Old Dante -0
8. Ash Williams -0
9. New Dante -0
10. Goku -0
11. Dio Brando -0
12. Merasmus -0
13. Superman -0
14. Gordon Ramsay -0
15. Slenderman -0

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