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Superpowers!

Last posted May 23, 2013 at 07:37PM EDT. Added May 12, 2013 at 09:01AM EDT
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Think of your favorite superpower of all time and figure out how to kill the user above you with it.

For example, user has invisibility, and I have ability to grow up to 200 feet and attain super strength. I knock a ten story building over and it crushes the invisible man.

May 12, 2013 at 09:01AM EDT
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I use earthbending to pile the ground around you onto you in order to suffocate you.

May 12, 2013 at 03:43PM EDT
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I use my procrastination to ignore you while you’re in the burn ward as you slowly die from lack of operating on.

May 12, 2013 at 04:41PM EDT
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I CALL UPON MY SPIRIT ANIMAL, NICOLAS CAGE

HIS VAMPIRIC POWERS AND FLAWLESS ACTING DRAIN EVERYONE’S LIFE FORCE

May 12, 2013 at 05:34PM EDT
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I use telekinesis to lift you 500 meters and let you fall.

May 12, 2013 at 07:09PM EDT
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I use my time control to “Toki yo tamare! Mudamudammudamuda! Wrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry!

May 12, 2013 at 07:47PM EDT
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Well, because you’re already dead, I guess I just sit around until I die and my reincarnation powers kick in.

May 12, 2013 at 07:48PM EDT
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I used my master ball to catch you and then I never let you out. Suffocation is your way of death. Then, by being the creator of this thread I receive immortality. Nobody can challenge me!

May 13, 2013 at 08:39AM EDT
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uses freddy mercury power and made all of the people jealous and emo like because of none getting freddie mercury power

May 13, 2013 at 04:09PM EDT
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I transform into you but better with super-cool tranformy powers and I mind control the bitch to kill you.

May 13, 2013 at 07:02PM EDT

I cut your hands off with my machete

*the super power is making machetes appear

Last edited May 13, 2013 at 11:16PM EDT
May 13, 2013 at 11:15PM EDT
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I teleport to the local liqour store buy beer, teleport home and watch tv

Last edited May 15, 2013 at 07:16AM EDT
May 15, 2013 at 07:16AM EDT

I use my ability to regrow limbs to cut off one of my arms, grow it back, and then beat you to death with my severed arm.

May 15, 2013 at 11:59PM EDT
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I use my morphing powers to change into a nuclear bomb and blow you to oblivion.

My power: Morphing

May 17, 2013 at 01:11PM EDT
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For the sake of saving this thread, I will double post.

I use my extreme heat powers to ignite the nuclear bomb you morph into before it is near the city I am in.

My power: Extreme heat

May 23, 2013 at 07:37PM EDT
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