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Look at the bright side.

Last posted Jun 06, 2013 at 12:45PM EDT. Added May 23, 2013 at 10:13AM EDT
184 posts from 39 users

So basically, the object of this game is for one person to describe a short scenario in which something bad happens. The next poster describes the bright side of the situation, and then posts their own bad scenario.
I’ll start:
My dog died of AIDS.

May 23, 2013 at 10:13AM EDT

At least he didn’t bite you.

Your dog bit an orphan.

May 23, 2013 at 10:45AM EDT

At least it wasn’t you.

The cake is a lie.

Last edited May 23, 2013 at 10:50AM EDT
May 23, 2013 at 10:49AM EDT

But the cookies are not!
Firefly is cancelled.

Last edited May 23, 2013 at 10:51AM EDT
May 23, 2013 at 10:50AM EDT

At least Cybersix will take it’s time slot.
Cybersix is just reruns of 13 episodes.

May 23, 2013 at 10:53AM EDT

Population control.
I’m going to hell for what I just said.

May 23, 2013 at 11:31AM EDT

South Korea
I can’t conquer Mobius because that hedgehog always gets in my way!

May 23, 2013 at 12:03PM EDT

At least you have company.
I’m fat.

May 23, 2013 at 12:05PM EDT

You can give someone you hate a sneeze muffin and then they’ll get it too :D
Zombies are real.

May 23, 2013 at 12:42PM EDT

Will Ferrell and Nick Offerman keep the world’s supply of swag carefully regulated, and out of reach of Lil Wayne.
Also, Lil Wayne.

May 23, 2013 at 01:23PM EDT

You now have a shirt with rage comics, animal advice, and YouTube on you!
A Carnotaurus is trying to break down my steel door

May 23, 2013 at 01:42PM EDT

Stronger Immune System.
My neighbor is a serial killer.

May 23, 2013 at 01:55PM EDT

Well, more bacon for me and everyone else who loves the food of the gods.
I crashed my car.

Last edited May 23, 2013 at 02:51PM EDT
May 23, 2013 at 02:51PM EDT

Bad thing about the situation above: Coolface derailed the thread.
Brigh side: he derailed his own thread and I re
-railed it.
You can’t play multiplayer for Halo unless you buy a shitty system and pay extra for what PS3, wii and Steam do for free (Online multiplayer)

May 23, 2013 at 03:27PM EDT

Less n00bs.
I was in a fight with ten jews.

May 23, 2013 at 03:51PM EDT

At least you have laughing material.
The ten jews were fighting against me.

May 23, 2013 at 04:13PM EDT

In court, but you won 10,000 dollars!
The laughing material was me…

Last edited May 23, 2013 at 04:20PM EDT
May 23, 2013 at 04:19PM EDT

At least you made seven people smile.
The jews had connections to good lawyers, so they sued me back 30k for wasting their time.

May 23, 2013 at 04:22PM EDT

I come walking in with Phoenix Wright, and win you back 250,000K

Seven people laughed at me.

May 23, 2013 at 04:28PM EDT

FALCON KICK! Besides, you have a ship that can go faster then sound.
I lost the fairy ocarina

May 23, 2013 at 05:05PM EDT

At least he won’t have to live in his never-washed tank.

Some asshole killed all my twins.

May 23, 2013 at 06:23PM EDT

Minnesota’s been a shitty team for a while anyway.

All of reality has been plunged into eternal darkness and infinite suffering by an all-seeing, all-knowing, all-powerful being of pure evil.

May 23, 2013 at 06:34PM EDT


I found a dead cat under my bed sheet.
I guess I can take a picture of it and put funny captions on it.

Last edited May 23, 2013 at 06:44PM EDT
May 23, 2013 at 06:43PM EDT

At least you… are apparently already making the best of the situation…

Everyone has superpowers but me.

May 23, 2013 at 07:13PM EDT

Yes. The bright side to that is none.

I accidentally ran over a dead raccoon.
Is it road-road kill?

May 23, 2013 at 08:02PM EDT

At least it was already dead and couldn’t suffer from the pain of being run over. You monster.

I’ve got writer’s block on a short story I’m working on.

May 23, 2013 at 08:19PM EDT

At least you aren’t dead.
My motorcycle was covered in cement by a cement truck at a construction site.

Last edited May 23, 2013 at 08:24PM EDT
May 23, 2013 at 08:20PM EDT

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