Hello my friends. My name is Fred.
These words you read are on my thread.
I say, I said, my name is Fred.
And I’ve been… very naughty.
Because you see, it’s rather rare
for dear old Fred to make threads here.
The reason why is just for fear
that they should end up… naughty.
But as you see, I have one now
And if the kind mods should allow
I want your story on just how
you have been… very naughty.
So stick around if you have time
And sit right down and write four lines.
The first three ending in a rhyme
and last ending with… naughty.
And in those lines I hope you say
A certain time or certain way
Last year, last week or yesterday
on how you have been… naughty.