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Freaky Fred's Naughty Thread

Last posted Jun 04, 2013 at 04:34PM EDT. Added Jun 04, 2013 at 12:41AM EDT
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Hello my friends. My name is Fred.
These words you read are on my thread.
I say, I said, my name is Fred.
And I’ve been… very naughty.

Because you see, it’s rather rare
for dear old Fred to make threads here.
The reason why is just for fear
that they should end up… naughty.

But as you see, I have one now
And if the kind mods should allow
I want your story on just how
you have been… very naughty.

So stick around if you have time
And sit right down and write four lines.
The first three ending in a rhyme
and last ending with… naughty.

And in those lines I hope you say
A certain time or certain way
Last year, last week or yesterday
on how you have been… naughty.

With love.
~Fred

Jun 04, 2013 at 12:41AM EDT
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Greetings friend, you good chap Fred,
and may I commend you for this thread.
All aside, and with that said,
let me share how I’ve been… naughty.

My dearest brother, the younger born,
left his laptop, though return he had sworn.
Upon retrieval, it now adorned, a background of gay furry porn.
His girlfriends expression might’ve shown that I had been a tad bit… naughty.

Jun 04, 2013 at 01:39AM EDT
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Jun 04, 2013 at 02:12AM EDT

At first, I had no f*cking clue,
On whatever it is that we must do,
But whatever it is, I’ll join in on it too.
Cause that’s just the way I’m… naughty.

I seem to have found the rules to this game,
And I do so plan to tell my shames,
On how my whips and and how my chains
Made me become very… naughty.

It all started with the intro to the site,
For I joined on a February Night,
At first, I wondered if all would be all right.
I never knew I’d become… naughty.

Immediately after starting, I went into a thread,
Where the users and mods were losing their heads,
Over ponies… ponies being in certain positions on beds,

Jun 04, 2013 at 05:48AM EDT
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Here, we have a candy-coated grin
of a pink pony, popping-in in a whim.
such creepiness, such silliness,
seen a candy box: stahp, Pinkie, pl0x!
but the little horsie can’t resist.

because when there’s candy,
she feels… naaaauuuughty.

Jun 04, 2013 at 05:59AM EDT
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My English rhyming is pretty bad,
but that’s ‘cause of the limited lessons in poetry I had.
And being Dutch doesn’t help with that.
That is why I wanted to be… naughty

It was the night before,
My friend playing a game on the web, I said press AltF4
I told her, the point amount would get more
I thought that was pretty… naughty

Then I wanted to draw, but no inspiration.
I laid in the grass, looking at the sun.
A friend of mine came, saying “hun,
do you want to get… naughty ?”

I won’t tell what happened that day,
but oh boy, we had our wicked way
I guess, after that, you could say,
That we were pretty… naughty

Last edited Jun 04, 2013 at 06:43AM EDT
Jun 04, 2013 at 06:41AM EDT
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As I scroll through out this forum,
to fill the void of my massive boredom.
I come across this very thread.
Now I’m feeling kind of… naughty

Now I found a stranger on the net,
the site I believe was Chatroulette
Posed as Beiber, yes I did.
Now was that really… naughty?

Now my last trick did succeed,
but I crave more trickery yes, indeed.
Off to /b/ I venture forth.
To learn how to be more… naughty

Browsed the /b/ from front to back,
Not sure if I’m coming back.
Why so many baddies there?
I feel more sick than I do.. naughty.

If I wasn’t such of a nice guy,
OP’s a fag I would >imply.
But I think he already knows that.
Since he’s the one who is… naughty

Now that I’m very naughty to the core,
everyone get down on the floor.
And walk the freaking dinosaur.
I gave up being… naughty

Jun 04, 2013 at 01:39PM EDT
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Alex-_- wrote:

As I scroll through out this forum,
to fill the void of my massive boredom.
I come across this very thread.
Now I’m feeling kind of… naughty

Now I found a stranger on the net,
the site I believe was Chatroulette
Posed as Beiber, yes I did.
Now was that really… naughty?

Now my last trick did succeed,
but I crave more trickery yes, indeed.
Off to /b/ I venture forth.
To learn how to be more… naughty

Browsed the /b/ from front to back,
Not sure if I’m coming back.
Why so many baddies there?
I feel more sick than I do.. naughty.

If I wasn’t such of a nice guy,
OP’s a fag I would >imply.
But I think he already knows that.
Since he’s the one who is… naughty

Now that I’m very naughty to the core,
everyone get down on the floor.
And walk the freaking dinosaur.
I gave up being… naughty

^^This

Jun 04, 2013 at 01:51PM EDT
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Hello my friends. My name is joe.
I have been in the news a lot now
I say, I said, my name is joe.
And I’ve been… very naughty.
Because you see, it’s rather rare
for dear old joe to be famous here.
The reason why is just for fear
that they should end up… naughty.
But as you see, I have one now
And if the kind people should allow
I want chaos cough peace on just how
I’ve been… very naughty.
I just visit my old friend mr.batty then got in an argument now I’m in a loony bin my last name? kerr

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