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Shocking new Biblical evidence

Last posted Jun 05, 2013 at 11:08PM EDT. Added Jun 05, 2013 at 05:53PM EDT
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According to this book:

1. We are all God’s children
2. Jesus was God’s only son

Consequently, we are all God’s daughters. That means everyone is a girl, and there are no boys on the internet.

Also, we are all lesbians.

Jun 05, 2013 at 05:53PM EDT
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if earth is only years of thousands like book say
then how me (a dinosaur) using the internet?

Christians: 0
Atheists: 0
Dinosaurs: 6 and 1/2

Jun 05, 2013 at 06:21PM EDT

Wsxdas, The Last Kramabender wrote:

if earth is only years of thousands like book say
then how me (a dinosaur) using the internet?

Christians: 0
Atheists: 0
Dinosaurs: 6 and 1/2

Jun 05, 2013 at 06:34PM EDT
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AlexGhostaRica wrote:

If God doesn’t exist, why did he tell me to go to Funnyjunk to view an image?

Atheists: 0
Christians: 1

Jun 05, 2013 at 07:15PM EDT
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If God doesn’t real, then how Jesus walk on water?
(Shall we keep a running tally?)
Christians: 3
Atheists: The other 1
Bill Cosby: 1
Dinosaurs: 6.5

Jun 05, 2013 at 08:23PM EDT
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If God is so powerful, how come I’m the one who can lock threads?

God: 0
Christians: 0
Atheists: 0
Bill Cosby: -285


THE ALMIGHTY OPSPE: ALL POINTS IN EXISTENCE

Last edited Jun 05, 2013 at 08:30PM EDT
Jun 05, 2013 at 08:29PM EDT
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KI....D wrote:

If God doesn’t real, then how Jesus walk on water?
(Shall we keep a running tally?)
Christians: 3
Atheists: The other 1
Bill Cosby: 1
Dinosaurs: 6.5

Maybe he just had really big feet and ran really fast like a Basilisk lizard.
Atheists 2

Jun 05, 2013 at 08:30PM EDT
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If god isnt rel then how me a post in lock thread?

kristiins: 0
athetits: 0
bill cosby: -285
Dinosaurs: 0
opspe: [stack overflow]
BSOD: 1

Jun 05, 2013 at 11:08PM EDT
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