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Post the the worst possible description of a movie, then we try to guess it.

Last posted Jun 30, 2013 at 11:40AM EDT. Added Jun 05, 2013 at 08:50PM EDT
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I’ll start with an easy one, guys like to go bowling but don’t follow the rules.

Edit: before any grimmer nazis point it out *then we Fixed it for you. -BRUCKER

Last edited Jun 09, 2013 at 03:33AM EDT
Jun 05, 2013 at 08:50PM EDT
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I’m going to guess The Big Lebowski.
An weird old man entices a young boy to join some ancient cult with a phallic-like rod object. The boy then gets involved with a criminal and a monarch. The movie ends with the boy committing an act of terrorism against the current government.

Jun 05, 2013 at 08:59PM EDT
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Star wars episode three

Old yeller.

And yes, it was the big lebowski

Jun 05, 2013 at 09:10PM EDT
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It could also be Marley and Me.

A girl finds a hole.

Jun 05, 2013 at 09:13PM EDT
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Characters reunite, but the canine character only gets one frickin’ line.

Jun 05, 2013 at 09:14PM EDT
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@Adam I’m guessing Anchorman?
My turn:
It’s got a detective and a hell of a lot of cannons.
EDIT: All cannons are canon. Canon cannons.

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Jun 05, 2013 at 09:39PM EDT
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My best guess is Who Frammed Roger Rabbit

Description:
People die.

Jun 05, 2013 at 10:32PM EDT
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Night of the Living Dead

Also Crona, you guessed wrong, and that surprises me.

Guy makes up story based on things on a corkboard

Jun 05, 2013 at 10:35PM EDT
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The Usual Suspects.

Germans freeze to death.

Jun 05, 2013 at 11:26PM EDT
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Yeah IDK That movie yet…
Girl goes to a ballet academy in Europe, and realizes that it is full of witches later

Jun 06, 2013 at 02:49AM EDT
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Black Swan?

This one guy tries to improve his life by never saying “no” to anything.

Jun 06, 2013 at 03:54AM EDT
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Yes Man.

Guys in suits attempt to rob diamond store, fail miserably.

Jun 06, 2013 at 04:03AM EDT

Top Gun

Since my first one was guessed incorrectly, I’ll try it again with added words

Characters reunite and find out that some disease is going on, but the canine character only gets one frickin’ line.

Jun 06, 2013 at 10:14AM EDT
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Assuming that was your clue, either The Hunger Games or I Am Legend. (Fuq, I Am Legend was probably the one for “The dog dies”)
My clue:
ITF (in This Film) rude Frenchmen
EDIT: Ninja’d by Adam, but I still have no idea what his movie is.

Last edited Jun 06, 2013 at 10:19AM EDT
Jun 06, 2013 at 10:17AM EDT
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The Matrix
As my previous one isn’t guessed yet, here’s an extra clue
Guy writes notes on his body
Also writes notes on the back of some photos

Jun 06, 2013 at 10:20AM EDT
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Memento.

A few people wake up and are promptly massacred except for one and a cat.

Jun 06, 2013 at 11:26AM EDT
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@Mike. Close, but it was Stalingrad.

Aliens.

Irish people attempt to gain independence, fail miserably.

Jun 06, 2013 at 12:42PM EDT
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@Connor the Brony: Pet Sematary?

A guy wants gets tricked while being tricked. All made up by his brother, so he stops being such an asshole.

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Jun 06, 2013 at 12:46PM EDT
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Bruno the Rustler wrote:

@Connor the Brony: Pet Sematary?

A guy wants gets tricked while being tricked. All made up by his brother, so he stops being such an asshole.

Trix cereal commercials.

Okay, so, this girl did this thing at a place, and so she went to a place to talk to a guy about that thing. The guy looked like that one other guy in that one movie, you know? Anyways, the girl and the guy did stuff at a place in the city somewhere and now the dog died and it was sad.

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Jun 06, 2013 at 12:49PM EDT
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Vlad wrote:

@Mike. Close, but it was Stalingrad.

Aliens.

Irish people attempt to gain independence, fail miserably.

Close enough: Alien, not Aliens.

I would say Braveheart, but that was Scottish independence.

A bunch of dudes go camping to return some jewelry.

Jun 06, 2013 at 09:46PM EDT
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I’m gonna say Sin City…

Some guy goes to the store and gets the job to be a guy that kills other people. He uses yarn and shit.

Jun 06, 2013 at 10:05PM EDT
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No effing clue, but since yarnboy killed the thread I’ll toss out a new one to get it started again.


So there’s these latchkey kids… Mom’s not home and Dad’s busy working. The kids start hanging out with this fat lazy bum of a neighbour who lives outside of town. When he’s not sleeping off something from the night before, he shows them how to grow plants and takes them on psychedelic trips. And there’s corn.

Jun 08, 2013 at 12:17AM EDT
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Children of the Corn, and also, that was too obvious.
A bunch of idiots look for some wineglass and get sidetracked by Frenchmen and rabbits.

Jun 08, 2013 at 01:13AM EDT
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Guy fights terrorists. Gets sick and almost dies, but gets better. Fights more terrorists.

Jun 08, 2013 at 01:23AM EDT
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Robocop (He gets home sick, and almost dies)

Things flying, energy weapons, and the villain is wearing black.
A fight scene at a very high place.
(And it isn’t Star Wars.)

Jun 08, 2013 at 03:03AM EDT
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Since it’s not Star Wars… then it must be ERAGON (original story donut steel)

Before cable, a normal guy and a silly guy decide television programming should include more dumb jokes and Kramer. They almost have to stop, but then they don’t, because the silly guy saves everyone.

Jun 08, 2013 at 03:49AM EDT
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Don’t mind this post

You were soooooo close!!!
The Dungeons, and Dragons movie

Jun 08, 2013 at 04:33AM EDT
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Is it UHF, Serious?
Some guy finds out everything in his life is fake.

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Jun 08, 2013 at 11:44AM EDT
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[not interrupting game]
@Mack : you’re right!
And I’m pretty sure it’s THE TRUMAN SHOW, not Inception.
[/not interrupting game]

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Jun 08, 2013 at 03:20PM EDT
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Is is a Sonic the Hedgehog movie? If so, I will retroactively refer the next poster back to Derp.exe not found’s unanswered post.

Jun 08, 2013 at 05:33PM EDT
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Neon is just neon wrote:

Im guessing Inception…
Some dick eats tampons

DO NOT MIND THIS POST
I think it was Stranger Than Fiction.

Also, to everyone, mine was Wanted.

DO NOT MIND THIS POST

Jun 08, 2013 at 08:06PM EDT
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@Sir Crona: mine was supposed to be My Neighbour Totoro. (I haven’t seen Children of the Corn.)
@Joe: Godzilla vs. Mecha-Godzilla.

There’s this shy dude who swears a lot and he has to stop Hitler.

Jun 09, 2013 at 12:42AM EDT
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Iron Sky?
A movie about a big legion that dies in battle against an even bigger legion.

Jun 09, 2013 at 03:14AM EDT
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iRobot?

Anyways, so this guy and all these other people are being hunted by some robots or something and they get into an alternate reality and stuff. There’s a lot of guns and endless hallways.

Oh yeah, and doors. I thought those were my favorite characters.

Jun 09, 2013 at 03:35AM EDT
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That’s The Matrix. (previous one guessed as Matrix was actually Tron.) And mine wasn’t I, Robot, but it cracks me up how many of these descriptions are bad enough to fit several movies.

There’s these lesbians…except it was all a dream…maybe.

Jun 09, 2013 at 03:40AM EDT
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Jason X

Boy who has an old man mentor, and fights great evil with an aid of a special item.

Jun 09, 2013 at 04:02AM EDT
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Harry Potter
A man vents his hatred through murder and one woman profits from it through her business.

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Jun 09, 2013 at 05:56AM EDT
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Serious Business wrote:

Is is a Sonic the Hedgehog movie? If so, I will retroactively refer the next poster back to Derp.exe not found’s unanswered post.

Yes, actually. Sonic the Hedgehog: the Movie, to be exact.

I feel obligated to post another now:
A kid turns into stone.

Jun 09, 2013 at 11:43AM EDT
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Pokemon: The Movie, Ash is turned into stone by Mew and Mewtwo powers, right? – Two kids playing a gameboard.

Jun 09, 2013 at 01:15PM EDT
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