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How is a car like a hooker?

Last posted Jul 01, 2013 at 02:15AM EDT. Added Jun 20, 2013 at 05:15AM EDT
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Zorgenflarg wrote:

Got this one from a Dutch brony forum:
So this gay deer walks out of a bar and said to himself: “My god I can’t believe I just blew 50 bucks in there”

He must’ve been really horny that night…

Last edited Jun 20, 2013 at 05:47AM EDT

I have a habit of punching up fucklines.

One day, my bro tells me that my jokes “Aren’t about the destination, they’re about the journey.”
So the very next day, guess what I said?

“It’s not about the journey…”

Last edited Jun 20, 2013 at 12:05PM EDT

Captain Douglas J Falcon wrote:

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I don’t like Nazi jokes. Anne Frankly I think they’re insensitive.

Wow, this one’s not old as sin or anything.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree?

He died

Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree?

He was tied to the first Koala

Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree?

He saw the first two fall and thought it was a fun game

Why did the cyclist fall off his bike?

He died

Why did the second cyclist fall off his bike?

He was on a tandem bike with the first

Why did the third cyclist fall of his bike?

He was hit by falling Koalas

I like puns. I think they’re punny.
Punce upun a time I told a pun. It was pun.
Pun might say it was ‘punderful’.
Because of my pun, a punman was hired to pun me down.
It caused pundemonium. I had to pun.
I’m now living punderground, as my punishment.

Last edited Jun 20, 2013 at 04:02PM EDT

So an Atheist, a Christian, and a Jew walk into a bar and order some drinks.

…What? Do you think this is the start of some sick joke? These three men are friends, all of honor. The Atheist does not like to consider religion, but respects others who do so. The Christian is there because the Atheist had been his childhood friend and respects his rights for not being involved in religious matters. He is also there as a peacekeeper, as he makes sure neither of his friends get in an argument with each other. The Jew had also been both the Christian and the Atheist’s friends since their youth, and he upholds to never break such a strong bond.

If you didn’t read this, go eat a Snickers.

Derpy Vazquez wrote:

What’s the difference between a Dead Hooker in the road and a dead cat in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dead cat!

what’s the difference stormtroopers and male hookers?
stormtroopers miss
male hookers makes hits every time

Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree?

He died

Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree?

He was tied to the first Koala

Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree?

He saw the first two fall and thought it was a fun game

Why did the cyclist fall off his bike?

He died

Why did the second cyclist fall off his bike?

He was on a tandem bike with the first

Why did the third cyclist fall of his bike?

He was hit by falling Koalas

That’s a real KOALA-ty joke you’ve got there.

I’m sorry, I guess I’ve run out of material.

Skeletor-sm

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