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Escape City 17

Last posted Jul 01, 2013 at 03:20AM EDT. Added Jun 21, 2013 at 04:12AM EDT
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Your name is Garry S. Maude. You are 26 years old. You really enjoy writing. You live in a dystopian future filled with dangerous aliens. You live all by yourself in a crappy apartment. If people were to describe you in one word it would be “Quiet.”

What will you do today?

Captain Blubber wrote:

how do i live in a dystopian future? wouldn’t it be a dystopian present?

There are no presents in the future.

Also this looks familiar. Did we do something like this before.

Natsuru Springfield wrote:

Zoom out and look around you.

You look around you, it’s eeringly quiet, as usual. The resistance come out at night and spray lambda signs all over the city and the cleanup crew is forced to paint over them. From right where you are, you can see the Citadel, where Breen, your supreme overlord, dwells. What should you do today?

Maiden Heaven wrote:

Go to your apartment.
Eat a bagel afterwards.


You reach your apartment door. It really is a shitty apartment. Since you live underneath the combine control, quality dwelling is non-existent.

Now what were you supposed to do? Oh that’s right. You were supposed to eat a bagel. Bad news is, bakers stopped making bagels years ago.

:c

Dr. MEDIC! wrote:

>Turn on the TV
>View the latest news from Breen.


You turn the TV on to see what Breen, your supreme overlord, is talking about. He says:
“You know what books I recommend you never read? 1984. Terrible book. It’s sooooo boring! I couldn’t even get past the first chapter! Make sure to drink your water! You need to stay hydrated. And of course, for the first time in our lives, we have achieved immortality, I don’t know how… but we achieved it! YEP! If you are to ever see a resistance member, please report them to the nearest metrocop. Thank you and have a wonderful day in City 17.”

You turn off the TV.

open the console (~)
type “sv_cheats 1”
type “noclip”
walk through the wall to the neighbours room
ask if he’s seen any suspicious activity
escape through the window

Last edited Jun 22, 2013 at 09:24AM EDT

GoingMenthol wrote:

open the console (~)
type “sv_cheats 1”
type “noclip”
walk through the wall to the neighbours room
ask if he’s seen any suspicious activity
escape through the window


Dafuq is a console?
You mean a computer?
Sorry Silver guy, my Job is carpet manufacturer, no computers involved.

Skeletor-sm

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