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Let's Play FTL!

Last posted Jun 27, 2013 at 02:54PM EDT. Added Jun 26, 2013 at 09:16PM EDT
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Yes, I know this would be more fit on a forum like SomethingAwful bit I’m not paying fuck all for access to a forum, and I really like it here.

So, anyways, this is going to be a screencap LP, with your help!

You guys get to name the ship, and the crew.
The ship name cannot be over 16 letters long (Counting Spaces)
The Crew member name cannot be over 15 letters long (Counting Spaces)

So, have at it!

Name all the crew members. There are 3.
May I suggest President Skroob (Too long, replaced with Prez Skroob) and Colonel Sandurz?
In fact, that’s what I did.

Now, I’m going to play the game, and when I get back here, I’ll show you guys the results.

UPDATE:
I FINISHED! IT WAS HORRIBLE!
I’ll be uploading the shit soon.

Last edited Jun 26, 2013 at 10:55PM EDT

I would have suggested two Assholes since most of Spaceball 1 is crewed by the Asshole family but that works too.

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Please don’t tell me Lonestar got inside the ship and activated the self destruct sequence…

Last edited Jun 26, 2013 at 10:56PM EDT

Nope. Not at all. but it DID have to do with a boarding.

The pictures are uploading now, and I’m going to be posting them soon. In the meantime, suggest another unlucky batch of heroes to go on this mission, and name the ship.
REMEMBER: THERE ARE 3 PEOPLE.

Alright. Uploading the pictures now.

Okay, so we start off like this.

Okay, simple enough, an excuse plot.

Helmet was piloting, Skroob was on Shields., and Sandurz was on Engines.

After our first jump, we encounter this.

I agree to help out, seeing that i’m SUCH A NICE GUY.

1 Jump later, I encounter this.

Naturally, I help them out.

I gained 20 scrap from the deal, and this hits me. Since I don’t have enough to trade, i decline, and jump again.

Yay! Store!

FUCK, I don’t have enough for anything!

So, I guided those guys we saw earlier to their destination, and what do you know?

ANOTHER GODDAMNED STORE.

Ah, our first taste of combat!

I handily destroy the fucker, then jump back to the store.

I buy a crew member, therefore becoming an active part of the slave market.

Ah, a long range beacon! These let you progress further on in sectors!

And what do you know? Free stuff!

Welcome to sector 2: Rock controlled land!

When I got there, I jumped and got into a fight. Forgot to screencap it, but this is the aftermath.

Ah, shit.

This one eventually gets destroyed.

And I get some cool stuff from it, too!

Cool, a shop!

I didn’t have enough money for the cool stuff, so I just bought fuel.

Shit.

I decide to help these unlucky fuckers out.
again.

Yeah, I get some cool stuff for that!

Well, now.

Well fuck you too, buddy.

OH NO A BOARDING PARTY OH FUCK WHAT DO I DO

NO! SANDURZ! WHY YOU?

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NEW GUY! YOU TOO?

HELMET NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Come on, Skroob. You can do it!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

And thus ended the journey of the Spaceball 1. Asphyxiated to death.

Alright! I Finished!
It actually went pretty well.

I’m going to upload everything by sector, so it all isn’t in one huge post.

SECTORS 1 & 2 (They were very short)

Okay, so I start off the same as any other game.

Here’s the star map for the sector.

well, look what we have here!

The fight was easy.

Huh! A drone i’m never going to use! How nice!

Weird… Either way, it’s free stuff.

Another fight.

Well, now.

The aftermath. I think they ended up getting away.

Fuck your bribes! I then soundly defeated them.

Ooh, a shop! I bought a teleporter.

This sound like a good opportunity to help out!

Oh no…
At least I didn’t lose any crew.

FUCK YOUR DRONES. I DON’T NEED ANY DRONES!

Nothing? Bullshit.

The second long range beacon.
I passed the first a while ago, but forgot to screencap it.

Oh, fuck.

I DO beat them, though, and I continue on to the next sector.

Skeletor-sm

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