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1000 ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart (RECARNATION)

Last posted Aug 17, 2013 at 07:13AM EDT. Added Jul 02, 2013 at 11:54PM EDT
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22. throw a fit over how they have 2 dozen check out isles and only 4 of them are open at a time.

Last edited Jul 03, 2013 at 12:37PM EDT

27: Rage over the uneven numbers of hot dogs and buns, decapitate the cashier and set everything on fire.
Sure you might get shot, pepper sprayed or beaten, but they will surely throw you out of there. I guarantee it. I’ve done it.

31. Make meth using the ingredients you grabbed off the shelves in Wal-Mart. If they do not catch you making it, make sure to try and sell some to either the Girl Scouts in the store if it’s cookie season or any of the people running the registers by offering to pay for whatever you want to buy that wasn’t used to make the meth, with the meth.


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