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1000 ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart (RECARNATION)

Last posted Aug 17, 2013 at 07:13AM EDT. Added Jul 02, 2013 at 11:54PM EDT
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I found a thread like this, but it was closed, so I made one. But a 1000 ways.

I’ll start.
1. Dress up as batman and yell “TO ZE BATCAVE!!!!!” at the top of your lungs.

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4. Shit on the little conveyor belt that you put your groceries on.

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5. Read Rorschachs journal entries out loud threw a megaphone in the kids clothing area.

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6. make redneck jokes about the 300 lb women paying with food stamps at checkout

*EDIT: forgot to number it

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9. Forget to wear pants

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12. Anything in this thread.

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Dr. Coolface wrote:

Throw pieces of meat at people.

15. Throw pieces of store meat at people.

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19. Get your friends to pretend they’re inchworms and block the aisles

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22. throw a fit over how they have 2 dozen check out isles and only 4 of them are open at a time.

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Loudly sing bawdy songs. Bonus points for getting children to join in.

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25. go in the bathroom, steal a piece of crap, and give it to the manager

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27: Rage over the uneven numbers of hot dogs and buns, decapitate the cashier and set everything on fire.
Sure you might get shot, pepper sprayed or beaten, but they will surely throw you out of there. I guarantee it. I’ve done it.

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29. Get a flash mob together (at the very least 100 people) and have everyone march around the store together while playing bagpipes. Bonus points if everyone is randomly playing whatever they want.

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31. Make meth using the ingredients you grabbed off the shelves in Wal-Mart. If they do not catch you making it, make sure to try and sell some to either the Girl Scouts in the store if it’s cookie season or any of the people running the registers by offering to pay for whatever you want to buy that wasn’t used to make the meth, with the meth.

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32. Have a shopping cart race with a friend.

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35 (the order screwed up. Rerouting). Take a shit in the cash slot in the self checkout machine.

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36: Put little pieces of duct tape over the barcodes of every item you can find.

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38. Sharpie marker product tags with “piss”, “semen”, “dildos” and “employee excrement”.

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39. Hit on everyone. Male, female, old, young. Hey, you’ll be kicked out for creeping a lot of people out, but you’ll be having a date Saturday night.

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41.dress up as master chief ask if they can go down to see what’s wrong with the counter then teabag them bonus points for convincing them to do that

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44. Wearing a shirt saying “K-mart can kick Walmart’s ass”.

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45. Misspell ‘Reincarnation for the title of a thread (I’m so sorry).

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46. Jump on top of the checkout stand and scream, “I WANT THE D” as loud as you can.

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48. punch out a walmart greeter and impersonate the guy you beat up (walmart greeter)

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