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Can someone tell me how to make a burger?

Last posted Aug 27, 2013 at 09:58AM EDT. Added Aug 06, 2013 at 02:15PM EDT
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Bruno the Rustler wrote:


  • A pinch of salt
  • 3 Teaspoons of chopped onions
  • A cup of love
  • (And the most important) 4 heaping pounds of freshly ground…

Instructions weren’t clear enough. I got my penis caught in the ceiling fan.

Loving Flower Idiot wrote:

Okay, here you go:

I am not sure if this is what you want (since I am an idiot), but this is what I found, enjoy making your burger! :D

Thank you ma’am.
(Fool! Thanks to her stupidity, I can finally run the Krusty Krab out of business!).


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