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Can someone tell me how to make a burger?

Last posted Aug 27, 2013 at 09:58AM EDT. Added Aug 06, 2013 at 02:15PM EDT
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Sure:

  • A pinch of salt
  • 3 Teaspoons of chopped onions
  • A cup of love
  • (And the most important) 4 heaping pounds of freshly ground…
Last edited Aug 06, 2013 at 05:32PM EDT
Aug 06, 2013 at 05:31PM EDT
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Bruno the Rustler wrote:

Sure:

  • A pinch of salt
  • 3 Teaspoons of chopped onions
  • A cup of love
  • (And the most important) 4 heaping pounds of freshly ground…

Instructions weren’t clear enough. I got my penis caught in the ceiling fan.

Aug 06, 2013 at 05:55PM EDT
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Sorry, I don’t know.

Aug 12, 2013 at 05:53AM EDT

() 1 cup shredded tuna
() Seasonings (any kind)
() Toppings
() Bun

Mix shredded tuna with seasonings
Form patties
Set on grill for 11 min, flipping halfway thru
Add toppings & bun
Serve to unsuspecting fish customers
???
PROFIT!

Aug 13, 2013 at 11:12AM EDT
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Okay, here you go:

I am not sure if this is what you want (since I am an idiot), but this is what I found, enjoy making your burger! :D

Aug 21, 2013 at 08:50PM EDT
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Loving Idiot wrote:

Okay, here you go:

I am not sure if this is what you want (since I am an idiot), but this is what I found, enjoy making your burger! :D

Thank you ma’am.
(Fool! Thanks to her stupidity, I can finally run the Krusty Krab out of business!).

Aug 21, 2013 at 08:57PM EDT
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Mr. Plankton wrote:

Thank you ma’am.
(Fool! Thanks to her stupidity, I can finally run the Krusty Krab out of business!).

Aug 21, 2013 at 09:11PM EDT
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Step 1:
Go to McDonalds
Step 2:
Eat

Aug 26, 2013 at 11:12AM EDT

Wait a minute…………..

Aug 26, 2013 at 11:38AM EDT

Spongebob, is that you?

Aug 27, 2013 at 09:58AM EDT
Skeletor-sm

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