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NotPlankton's Tip on how to have a normal greeting.

Last posted Aug 14, 2013 at 04:01PM EDT. Added Aug 07, 2013 at 11:00PM EDT
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Step 2: Follow the greeting with profanity, particularly including the world “nigga”.

Example: Hi, how are ya mah nigga?

Aug 07, 2013 at 11:20PM EDT
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Step 3: Proceed to jump in the air for a gravity defying High Five with your friend.
Example of a beautifully executed High Five:

Example of a High Five fail:

Aug 07, 2013 at 11:48PM EDT
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Step 5: Show him/her the dance of your people and then use your mating call, inviting them to join.

Aug 08, 2013 at 01:33AM EDT
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Step 7: Recite lyrics from the most plastic, boring, and lifeless pop song you know.

Now I’m feeling so fly, like a G6…

Aug 08, 2013 at 10:31PM EDT
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Step 8: Punch them in the snout as hard as you can to establish your dominance.

Aug 08, 2013 at 11:50PM EDT
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Step 13. Desecrate the body in any way you see fit. If they survived decapitation, replace head with something silly, like a balloon animal.

Aug 10, 2013 at 09:59PM EDT
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Step 15: disregard the six year olds raging because they can’t decapitiate you.

Aug 11, 2013 at 11:56AM EDT
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Step 16: “I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle!”

Aug 11, 2013 at 01:52PM EDT
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Step 21: Do not take step 20 seriously

Aug 12, 2013 at 10:35PM EDT

Step 23: Get A Mustache AND Add To the Beggining Of Your Name “Not”

Aug 14, 2013 at 04:01PM EDT
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