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Last posted Sep 02, 2013 at 08:34AM EDT. Added Aug 30, 2013 at 01:04AM EDT
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How tough am I, how tough am I? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I’d wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying how tough am I? Think again, fucker. Saying that online, I would be contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP would be traced at that moment so you’d better prepare for the storm then, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’d be fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I’d use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” question was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I would shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’d be fucking dead, man

Last edited Aug 30, 2013 at 02:07AM EDT
Aug 30, 2013 at 02:02AM EDT

How am I?

I figured out whether or not anyone has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.

Without any milk.

Aug 30, 2013 at 05:30AM EDT

I’m so tough I posted a strong opinion…

…with no care for the down-votes.

Aug 30, 2013 at 06:01AM EDT

How tough am i?

I watched an episode of the view.

And didn’t throw up..

Aug 30, 2013 at 07:18AM EDT

I’m so tough, Your next words will be “I’m so tough, I drank a bowl of milk! Without any nails!”
(PLEASE get the reference.)

Aug 30, 2013 at 07:58PM EDT

I’m so tough I don’t drink or eat any kind of nails, milk or anything. I don’t even use my mouth like puny humans. I get my food through Chlorophyll.

Aug 30, 2013 at 10:26PM EDT

Aug 31, 2013 at 12:49AM EDT

Dr. Coolface wrote:

I’m so tough, I watched Evangelion and enjoyed the ending.

all 3 endings? cuz I have

Aug 31, 2013 at 08:32AM EDT

How Tough I am, I’m So Tough I Typed The Whole Text In Purple
Without Any Gold Account

Last edited Aug 31, 2013 at 10:52AM EDT
Aug 31, 2013 at 10:49AM EDT

how tough am i?

i’ll let you know that i got called a fag on my wall

and whined about it only to 2 mods!

Aug 31, 2013 at 03:43PM EDT

I went searching on Deviantart and came back with my sanity intact.

Sep 02, 2013 at 07:02AM EDT

maikcollos wrote:

How Tough I am, I’m So Tough I Typed The Whole Text In Purple
Without Any Gold Account

I’m so tough I responded to your post in white…

…On a white background.

Last edited Sep 02, 2013 at 07:57AM EDT
Sep 02, 2013 at 07:57AM EDT

I’m so tough I can be here for years, and still be new.

Sep 02, 2013 at 08:34AM EDT

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