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Last posted Oct 27, 2013 at 12:34PM EDT. Added Oct 24, 2013 at 06:47PM EDT
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A priest, two priests, and a parrot walk into a bar.

Actually wait… the bartender is a parrot, and he was already there. The parrot says to the bartender “Why didn’t you just say three priests?”

The first priest slowly inserts his fist into his own asshole. He works his way up to the wrist, then to the elbow. Soon enough, his entire arm up to his shoulder is wedged into his ass.

The second priest turns to the third priest and says “Well, I didn’t ass-shoulder that one coming.”

Philip J. Fry wrote:

A priest, two priests, and a parrot walk into a bar.

Actually wait… the bartender is a parrot, and he was already there. The parrot says to the bartender “Why didn’t you just say three priests?”

The first priest slowly inserts his fist into his own asshole. He works his way up to the wrist, then to the elbow. Soon enough, his entire arm up to his shoulder is wedged into his ass.

The second priest turns to the third priest and says “Well, I didn’t ass-shoulder that one coming.”

So a priest and a rabbi are walking in a park one day and the priest says to the rabbi “i’m bored let’s fuck some childern”. The rabbi replies “Out of what?”.

Boy walks in on his dad masturbating. Never having seen anyone do this, he says, “Daddy, what are you doing?”

His dad replies, “Don’t worry son, you’ll be doing it soon enough!”

“Really? Why’s that, Daddy?”

“Well, my arm is getting tired…”


What does Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common?
The Wall was their last big hit.

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Last edited Oct 26, 2013 at 11:45PM EDT
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