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Last posted Nov 08, 2013 at 11:20PM EST. Added Nov 08, 2013 at 12:09PM EST
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Apologies to Natalie Imbruglia…

There’s nothing where he used to lie
The conversation has run dry
That’s what’s going o-on
So I’ll be watching porn

I need to get laid
This is how I feel
I’m horny and ashamed
That I cannot score
A screw would be just great
But that’s not happening
So I’m giving up and
I’m gonna watch some porn
I could not get laid
I’ll be watching porn

… porn …

(cue porn-music interlude)


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