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Fun Lyrics

Last posted Nov 08, 2013 at 11:20PM EST. Added Nov 08, 2013 at 12:09PM EST
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Here’s the plan: Take a song, any song. Select a small section of lyrics, then completely ruin it in the best way possible.

My lyrics are just the first small section.
Changed to “I can speak clearly now, the gag balls gone!”

Last edited Nov 08, 2013 at 12:10PM EST
Nov 08, 2013 at 12:09PM EST

Apologies to Natalie Imbruglia…

There’s nothing where he used to lie
The conversation has run dry
That’s what’s going o-on
So I’ll be watching porn

I need to get laid
This is how I feel
I’m horny and ashamed
That I cannot score
A screw would be just great
But that’s not happening
So I’m giving up and
I’m gonna watch some porn
I could not get laid
I’ll be watching porn

… porn …

(cue porn-music interlude)

Nov 08, 2013 at 11:20PM EST

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