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stupidest insults you have ever encountered?

Last posted Nov 26, 2013 at 08:39PM EST. Added Nov 12, 2013 at 04:29PM EST
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be it in movies, video game lines, something people said to you, some attempts to insult are hularious.

in Skyrim the nords insult you by calling you a “milk drinker”

in TF2 the sniper insults his late enemies by calling them bloody “fruit shop owners”

in movies starring Jay and Silent Bob a frequent slurr is ‘Homophobe’. it’s especially funny because they basically call them gay and stay politically correct at the same time

and some kiddo in CoD called me a “shotgun noob” even though shotguns are objetivly the worst weapons in the game…

what funny insults you came across?

Last edited Nov 12, 2013 at 04:31PM EST

One time this supposedly jewish troll came into Pony General saying furries and ponies are all perverts and cloppers. This by far was the stupidest insult I’ve encountered.
So I told him to go fuck himself and went back to clopping to pone drawn by furry artists.

“You’re the worst sort of fucking person in the entire goddamned world, you’re a vile, evil, sadistic, worthless piece of shit hypocrite and psycho- no, SOCIOPATH! AND YOU DESERVE TO DIE ONE THOUSAND GODLESS DEATHS BURNING ALIVE IN THE PITS OF THE DEEPEST CORNERS OF WHATEVER HELLS YOU BELIEVE IN YOU WORTHLESS, FUCKING, FREAK!!!”
to which I said

jakedge317 wrote:

“You’re the worst sort of fucking person in the entire goddamned world, you’re a vile, evil, sadistic, worthless piece of shit hypocrite and psycho- no, SOCIOPATH! AND YOU DESERVE TO DIE ONE THOUSAND GODLESS DEATHS BURNING ALIVE IN THE PITS OF THE DEEPEST CORNERS OF WHATEVER HELLS YOU BELIEVE IN YOU WORTHLESS, FUCKING, FREAK!!!”
to which I said

>implying you didn’t come up with that in the shower hours after the event took place

i have been called a “supposed satanist”
which is dumb as i do not believe in satan or god for that matter

infact i think i will find the guy who said that about me
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well i couldn’t find the post but his user name is diacraft
and said post was made on deviantart

and as far as i can see he is still douch

Natsuru Springfield wrote:

All of them actually. People who use derogatory slang are as unintelligent as their insults.

Insults don’t have to contain any form of slang. If I were to say “pretentious weeaboo” for example, there is no slang there.

“Your mom!” and any yo momma joke – as said by your sibling…

“You’re so stupid you can’t open a can with your dick”. – some guy I overheard yesterday. He said this to a woman.

“You’re a jelly fucking deedle hawk!” – internet troll. (WTF is a deedle?)

A skype message from some random.

m8 i went to the gym once

they had to kick me out because i benchpressed the benchpress.

i say to him “u wot m8?”

fuck off m8 I copyrighted that m8

if u wanna fite me

meet me a brisby tomorrow

ill be lifting till then ya bloody chinky

Foxy The Pirate Fox wrote:

A skype message from some random.

m8 i went to the gym once

they had to kick me out because i benchpressed the benchpress.

i say to him “u wot m8?”

fuck off m8 I copyrighted that m8

if u wanna fite me

meet me a brisby tomorrow

ill be lifting till then ya bloody chinky

wut da fuk?
I copyrighted that pasta m8

Skeletor-sm

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