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stupidest insults you have ever encountered?

Last posted Nov 26, 2013 at 08:39PM EST. Added Nov 12, 2013 at 04:29PM EST
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be it in movies, video game lines, something people said to you, some attempts to insult are hularious.

in Skyrim the nords insult you by calling you a “milk drinker”

in TF2 the sniper insults his late enemies by calling them bloody “fruit shop owners”

in movies starring Jay and Silent Bob a frequent slurr is ‘Homophobe’. it’s especially funny because they basically call them gay and stay politically correct at the same time

and some kiddo in CoD called me a “shotgun noob” even though shotguns are objetivly the worst weapons in the game…

what funny insults you came across?

Last edited Nov 12, 2013 at 04:31PM EST
Nov 12, 2013 at 04:29PM EST
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A kid called me a “sack of robotic ketchup pee” before, I shit you not.

Nov 12, 2013 at 05:30PM EST
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All of them actually. People who use derogatory slang are as unintelligent as their insults.

Nov 12, 2013 at 07:08PM EST
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One time this supposedly jewish troll came into Pony General saying furries and ponies are all perverts and cloppers. This by far was the stupidest insult I’ve encountered.
So I told him to go fuck himself and went back to clopping to pone drawn by furry artists.

Nov 12, 2013 at 10:32PM EST
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Ann Hiro wrote:

“Your Mom”

A stupider version has been seen in the wild:

“You’re Mom”

Nov 12, 2013 at 11:49PM EST
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Just spend five minutes playing Counter-Strike Source, you will find the worst insult every thirty seconds.

Nov 13, 2013 at 12:12AM EST

“U’r Mom is So Fat, that she Can’t play the Drums ::D:D:D:D:D” – Exactly what a message I got on steam said

Nov 13, 2013 at 03:10AM EST
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your family is so fat that if they jumped they’d get stuck on each other.

…wut

Nov 13, 2013 at 03:16AM EST
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“You’re the worst sort of fucking person in the entire goddamned world, you’re a vile, evil, sadistic, worthless piece of shit hypocrite and psycho- no, SOCIOPATH! AND YOU DESERVE TO DIE ONE THOUSAND GODLESS DEATHS BURNING ALIVE IN THE PITS OF THE DEEPEST CORNERS OF WHATEVER HELLS YOU BELIEVE IN YOU WORTHLESS, FUCKING, FREAK!!!”
to which I said

Nov 13, 2013 at 05:04AM EST
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jakedge317 wrote:

“You’re the worst sort of fucking person in the entire goddamned world, you’re a vile, evil, sadistic, worthless piece of shit hypocrite and psycho- no, SOCIOPATH! AND YOU DESERVE TO DIE ONE THOUSAND GODLESS DEATHS BURNING ALIVE IN THE PITS OF THE DEEPEST CORNERS OF WHATEVER HELLS YOU BELIEVE IN YOU WORTHLESS, FUCKING, FREAK!!!”
to which I said

>implying you didn’t come up with that in the shower hours after the event took place

Nov 13, 2013 at 05:06AM EST
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ConnerABacon wrote:

>implying you didn’t come up with that in the shower hours after the event took place

It took a lot of work to think up that reaction, but i’ve been called worse.

Nov 13, 2013 at 05:09AM EST
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i have been called a “supposed satanist”
which is dumb as i do not believe in satan or god for that matter

infact i think i will find the guy who said that about me
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well i couldn’t find the post but his user name is diacraft
and said post was made on deviantart

and as far as i can see he is still douch

Nov 13, 2013 at 05:27AM EST
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I was once told to “suck a whore’s vagina” and to “have sex with Satan and burn” for hating Sonic Riders.

Nov 14, 2013 at 12:42AM EST
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Natsuru Springfield wrote:

All of them actually. People who use derogatory slang are as unintelligent as their insults.

Fuck you

Nov 14, 2013 at 02:14AM EST
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Natsuru Springfield wrote:

All of them actually. People who use derogatory slang are as unintelligent as their insults.

Insults don’t have to contain any form of slang. If I were to say “pretentious weeaboo” for example, there is no slang there.

Nov 14, 2013 at 08:17AM EST
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Derpy Vazquez wrote:

Shut it, you stupid poopy head.

You nerd I will wedgie you at lunch time

Nov 15, 2013 at 02:46PM EST
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Weasel wrote:

You nerd I will wedgie you at lunch time

You’re a meanie jerk face!!!

Nov 15, 2013 at 02:57PM EST
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To quote one comment from PMRant’s Top 10 Worst Youtube Channels.
This person said:

“You should put youself on the list cuz u are fucking stupid”

BTW, there’s more where that came from.

Nov 15, 2013 at 05:21PM EST
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“Your mom!” and any yo momma joke – as said by your sibling…

“You’re so stupid you can’t open a can with your dick”. – some guy I overheard yesterday. He said this to a woman.

“You’re a jelly fucking deedle hawk!” – internet troll. (WTF is a deedle?)

Nov 16, 2013 at 08:50PM EST
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I sometimes call people “shit-talking mushrooms”
For those who don’t get it, shiitake mushrooms.

Nov 26, 2013 at 02:40PM EST
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A skype message from some random.

m8 i went to the gym once

they had to kick me out because i benchpressed the benchpress.

i say to him “u wot m8?”

fuck off m8 I copyrighted that m8

if u wanna fite me

meet me a brisby tomorrow

ill be lifting till then ya bloody chinky

Nov 26, 2013 at 04:58PM EST
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Rukario McFly wrote:

A skype message from some random.

m8 i went to the gym once

they had to kick me out because i benchpressed the benchpress.

i say to him “u wot m8?”

fuck off m8 I copyrighted that m8

if u wanna fite me

meet me a brisby tomorrow

ill be lifting till then ya bloody chinky

wut da fuk?
I copyrighted that pasta m8

Nov 26, 2013 at 05:49PM EST
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