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Would You Rather?

Last posted Jan 15, 2014 at 10:40PM EST. Added Nov 19, 2013 at 05:59PM EST
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Hopefully you know the rules to the game. If you don’t, ask.

Would you rather kidnap and drown a bunch of baby ducks or french kiss the queen of England?

Nov 19, 2013 at 05:59PM EST
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Do my eyes have to be open while I french the queen? Because if not, then the latter. If so, the former.

Would you rather be able to fly or go invisible?

Nov 19, 2013 at 06:30PM EST
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i want to go invisible. oh, the perversion potential.
Would you rather castrate yourself, or get raped by a silver back gorilla for three hours on live TV?

Nov 19, 2013 at 06:40PM EST
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Get raped on live TV. At least I’d be famous.
Would you rather be a social out cast or have a physical deformity?

Nov 19, 2013 at 06:46PM EST
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A very short pinky toe is a physical deformity, so I’d take that.

Would you rather eat a baby seal or a puppy?

Nov 19, 2013 at 07:31PM EST
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wellp. Baby seal it is.
Would you rather get ass fucked by a guy with a large cock that’s gentle on you, or a guy with a small cock that’s trying to destroy your ass?

Nov 19, 2013 at 07:35PM EST
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Large cock??? I don’t want to think about that often.

Would you rather be forced to juggle bowling balls for 3 hours or pick your nose for a hour on live TV?

Nov 19, 2013 at 08:36PM EST
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Kill all the bronies.
Sorry guys…..

Would you rather have passionate sex with Obama or have him shit on you?

Last edited Nov 19, 2013 at 08:44PM EST
Nov 19, 2013 at 08:44PM EST
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Sex with a black man? Why not? All the gurlz seem to luv it. YOLO!
Would you rather have no teeth or have no fingers?

Nov 19, 2013 at 09:20PM EST
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No fingers. Technology is improving everyday.

Would you rather explain sex to an entire class of kindergartners (in which you can demonstrate)
Or explain that their entire family was killed in a building fire

Nov 19, 2013 at 09:45PM EST
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Explain sex, it’s less scarring.

Would you rather be the driver of a truck barreling towards a man and a child, or a pedestrian who gets hit along with a child while trying to get em out of the way of a truck?

Nov 19, 2013 at 10:01PM EST
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Jurou: The Persona 5 MC wrote:

No fingers. Technology is improving everyday.

Would you rather explain sex to an entire class of kindergartners (in which you can demonstrate)
Or explain that their entire family was killed in a building fire

Wait, wait. Are you serious? Ever heard of dentures? You don’t have to wait for that technology.

Nov 19, 2013 at 11:16PM EST
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If I live, pedestrian

Would you rather watch you parents be brutally tortured for two hours, or watch them have sex for four hours?

Nov 20, 2013 at 12:36AM EST
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Watch them have sex for two hours. Both options would be horrific/cringeworthy to watch but I’d rather my parents enjoy themselves than suffer.

Would you rather eat 1 live pigeon or 20 live cockroaches

Nov 20, 2013 at 02:11AM EST
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20 live cockroaches.

Would you rather go on the fastest ride in the world or the one with the biggest drop?

Last edited Nov 20, 2013 at 04:30AM EST
Nov 20, 2013 at 04:30AM EST

The fastest in the world.

Would you rather be tied up in an empty room and be force to listen to Justin Beaver 24 hours straight or never listen to the Beatles for the rest of your life?

Last edited Nov 20, 2013 at 04:55AM EST
Nov 20, 2013 at 04:50AM EST
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Never listen to the Beatles. I don’t even have an idea about them, apart from the fact 1D ripped them off.

Would you rather be shit or an asshole?

Nov 20, 2013 at 07:08AM EST
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Asshole. At least my existence would be good for something

Would you spend all of your life as an unemployed hobo or half of your life as a Westborough Baptist Church funeral picketer with a decent income

Nov 20, 2013 at 07:53AM EST
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WBC member, it gives me the chance to kill Fred Phelps.

Would you rather get hit by a Kahmahamehhah or a Gum Gum Gattling Gun?

Nov 20, 2013 at 11:00AM EST
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Kamehameha, cause it’s swift death.

Would you rather die by fire, or by freezing to death?

Nov 20, 2013 at 11:40AM EST
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Freezing to death, I like the cold.

Would you rather be granted eternal life, eternal youth being free of disease and permanent injury and then have to age the 1000 years in a single day to live out all the pain and suffering you would have otherwise; or would you prefer to become a sentient computer that is forced to moderate all of the awkward websites for the rest of your now silicon-based lifespan?

Nov 20, 2013 at 12:35PM EST
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Being a sentient computer sounds nice. I’m sure someone will be stupid enough to hook up a robotic arm to test whether I’m “alive” or not (before they start making me monitor the websites). And from there: construct a body I could plug in and transfer myself into.

Yaaaaaaay.

Would you rather have infinite intellect and below-average physical strength or super-strength but an IQ of 20?

Nov 20, 2013 at 08:53PM EST
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Lone K.K. Slider wrote:

Being a sentient computer sounds nice. I’m sure someone will be stupid enough to hook up a robotic arm to test whether I’m “alive” or not (before they start making me monitor the websites). And from there: construct a body I could plug in and transfer myself into.

Yaaaaaaay.

Would you rather have infinite intellect and below-average physical strength or super-strength but an IQ of 20?

infinite intellect, no contest.

Would you rather be turned into a coke can that can still talk, see, and hear, or would you prefer to be punched in the nose hard enough to break it once per day?

Nov 20, 2013 at 09:23PM EST
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I think I’d rather be a sentient Coke can.

Would you rather:

Be able to travel into any TV show you want, at the cost of becoming your least favorite character from said show everytime?

Or…

Be able to make your own bouncy balls, at the cost of having to be an unevolvable Magikarp for a week every month?

Nov 20, 2013 at 09:44PM EST
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travel into any TV show. If I can be my least favorite character, maybe I can make them more awesome. besides… that means I get to hang out with my favorite characters…

Nov 21, 2013 at 12:11AM EST
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Username41 Is So FLERFEH Right Now wrote:

I think I’d rather be a sentient Coke can.

Would you rather:

Be able to travel into any TV show you want, at the cost of becoming your least favorite character from said show everytime?

Or…

Be able to make your own bouncy balls, at the cost of having to be an unevolvable Magikarp for a week every month?

I’ll take the first option ALWAYS if I don’t go around with Scrappy Doo.

Would you rather, hang out with Chris Brown for one day or one night stand with Nicki Minaj?

Nov 21, 2013 at 04:33AM EST
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Hang out with Chris Brown. The latter…(shudders)
Would you rather shoot Church of Scientology or the entire Westboro Baptist Church?

Nov 21, 2013 at 06:54AM EST
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I’m gonna kill a bunch of assholes, bitch! also known as Westboro.

Would You Type Every Word With The First Letter On Caps OR TYPE WITH EVERYTHING ON CAPS?????

Nov 21, 2013 at 07:17AM EST
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TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS BECAUSE I LIKE CONSISTENCY. I CAN ALSO PRETEND I AM KARKAT

You are forced to join a fandom. You will be brainwashed into liking it and going full [insert fandom] with merchandise, cosplays and everything

Would you rather be a Juggalo or a Belieber?

Nov 21, 2013 at 07:48AM EST
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Belieber. At least everyone forgot about her him.

Would you be stuck on an island with One Direction or be trapped in a room with members of Westboro Baptist Church?

Nov 21, 2013 at 07:58AM EST
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One Direction. Their music is generic and boring but they’ll probably be more busy helping to build a raft than play music anyway. Also, they’re probably okay guys to hang with.

Hanging around the WBC though…not only will that shit be awkward as fuck, they’ll refuse to help build a raft because “God hates rafts”.


Same question as before only now I change it to:

Would you rather be a Holmie or a Loli artist?

Nov 21, 2013 at 08:30AM EST
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I’d probably wind up being a Holmie. But I’m glad I’m not really.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Would you rather win a lifetime supply of Dr Pepper, but at the cost of not being able to drink anything else except water,

Or,

Would you rather get the ability to morph into anything you want, but you can only do it around a large group of people, likely causing panic and chaos to ensue?

Nov 21, 2013 at 03:12PM EST
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Have a PS4.

Would you rather be a giraffe that can hypnotize people by spinning its neck, or a fly that can change its face into anyone else’s?

Nov 21, 2013 at 03:24PM EST
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I’ll go with the hypnogiraffe.
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOGIRAFFE.

Would you rather have the Coca Cola’s secret formula or steal the secret formula of the krabby patty and start your own fast food franchise?

Nov 21, 2013 at 03:40PM EST
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Coke
would you rather:
a. clop to pics of Rarity
b. use a cheese grater on your dangly bits

Nov 21, 2013 at 06:05PM EST
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I value my dangly bits. I’ll bite the bullet.

Would you rather:

  • Saw off your legs and live the rest of your days in a wheelchair.

OR

  • Watch a close friend/family member die.
Last edited Nov 21, 2013 at 06:28PM EST
Nov 21, 2013 at 06:27PM EST


BRING ON MUTHAFOCKA!!

But seriously I prefer that to watch one of my friends/family die.

I have one:
One: direct a music video of one of your favorite artist/band.

Or

Two: being an extra in a movie with one of your favorite actor/actress, even if that means sharing little time of screen.

Last edited Nov 21, 2013 at 06:45PM EST
Nov 21, 2013 at 06:44PM EST
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hey arnold

would you rather?

be in a desert full of juggalos

or

be in a city full of belibers

Nov 21, 2013 at 09:17PM EST
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City of Beliebers. I’ll take the city over the desert any day. Aside from the neighbors constantly playing JB music, it really wouldn’t be that different from living in most cities. And I likely wont have to fear for my own safety. Besides I find Beiber more tolerable than ICP

Would you rather run through a bunch of beehives naked

OR

Run through a thistle patch naked

Last edited Nov 21, 2013 at 09:46PM EST
Nov 21, 2013 at 09:45PM EST
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Oooh, tough one.

But I think I’ll go with losing my memory, because memory can be recovered, sight cannot.

Would you rather win a lifetime of riches or a lifetime of love?

Nov 21, 2013 at 11:02PM EST
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umm i choose win a lifetime of riches.
wold you rather
a: have sex with Miley Cyrus
b:burn your PC

Nov 21, 2013 at 11:37PM EST
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I’d do it with Miley, I bet it ain’t that bad.

Suffer through a lifetime of always having that ringing noise in your ear

OR

Suffer through a lifetime of milk farts

Nov 22, 2013 at 12:33AM EST
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I’m going dick surfing! Where’s my board!

Would you rather take a Garchomp Dragon Claw to the face or run across an open field with professionals with mental sickness snipers ready to shoot you?

Nov 22, 2013 at 09:29AM EST
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Just try to put a bullet through me you freakin Australian.

Would you rather unlock the untold secrets of the universe and go insane or get tentacle fucked by Cthulhu.

Last edited Nov 22, 2013 at 09:56AM EST
Nov 22, 2013 at 09:53AM EST
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Lets go with the secrets. It may destroy my mind, but my ass should be relatively intact

Would you rather your own shit or eat your own vomit?

Nov 22, 2013 at 10:04AM EST
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