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Tasteless Humor

Last posted Dec 27, 2013 at 09:50PM EST. Added Dec 15, 2013 at 03:54PM EST
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Do exactly what the title says. Posts tasteless jokes and humor. Example:
Q: What’s the difference between a faggot and a freezer?
A: I never had a freezer fart when I pulled my meat out.

Dec 15, 2013 at 03:54PM EST
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Captain Douglas J Falcon wrote:

What’s the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout?
A Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Dec 15, 2013 at 03:57PM EST
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A brunette, a red head, and a blonde were having a very interesting conversation and it got around to their daughters. The brunette said, “I went in my daughter’s room the other day and found a pack of cigarettes, I didn’t even know she smoked!”

The red head said, “I went in my daughter’s room and found a half-empty bottle of vodka! I didn’t even know she drank!”

Then the blonde burst out and said, “I went in my daughter’s room and found a pack of condoms, half-empty, I didn’t even know she had a penis!”

Dec 15, 2013 at 04:02PM EST
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Daughter: Pa, can I borrow tha car?
Pa: Sure can, but you know what you have to do.
Daughter: ok
*slurp
*slurp
Daughter: Pa, your dick tastes like shit.
Pa: oh, that’s right! Your brother already borrowed the car.

Dec 15, 2013 at 05:10PM EST
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Derpy Vazquez wrote:

Daughter: Pa, can I borrow tha car?
Pa: Sure can, but you know what you have to do.
Daughter: ok
*slurp
*slurp
Daughter: Pa, your dick tastes like shit.
Pa: oh, that’s right! Your brother already borrowed the car.

Dec 15, 2013 at 05:20PM EST
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Q: what’s the difference between a dead kid and a rolls royce?

A: I don’t have a rolls royce in my garage.

Dec 15, 2013 at 05:25PM EST
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Q: What’s the difference between a pizza and an art student?

A: A pizza can feed a family of four.

Dec 15, 2013 at 05:54PM EST
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The wild Dane Cook, upon hearing the alluring sound of other tasteless humor, initiates his own ritualistic dance of verbal diarrhea and spastic flailing in an attempt to impress and mate with the source.

Dec 15, 2013 at 05:55PM EST
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Cannibal Billy Mays, the Admin Eater wrote:

Dec 15, 2013 at 06:19PM EST
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Viuff wrote:

I am a

Well, still have to stay on topic. So here’s more humor:
The class assignment in composition was to write about something unusual that happened during the past week. Little Irving got up to read his. "Papa fell in the well last week – " he began. “Good heavens,” shrieked Mrs. Kroop, the teacher. “Is he all right now?” “He must be,” said little Irving. “He stopped yelling for help yesterday.”
-www.lotsofjokes.com

Last edited Dec 15, 2013 at 06:26PM EST
Dec 15, 2013 at 06:24PM EST
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okay time for some jokes since i haven’t made any yet

so why did the chicken cross the road?

because the light was green!

Last edited Dec 15, 2013 at 07:03PM EST
Dec 15, 2013 at 07:02PM EST
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So there’s this Scottish man sitting in bar in Glascow, trying to enjoy his beer. However, everyone seems to be ignoring him, and he’s stuck in the corner of the bar all alone.

After two pints, he gets up and shouts at the people, “Look out the window there! Do ya see that brick wall? I built that with me bare hands! But do they call me ‘Gregory the Wall Builder’? No!” And then he sits back and continues drinking while everyone continues to ignore him.

An hour passes, and after a few more pints, the Scottish man is still angry. He gets up again and shouts, “Look out the window there! Do ya see that fence? I built that with me bare hands! But do they call me ‘Gregory the Fence Builder’? No!” And then he sits down once again.

Another hour passes and he now has at least ten pints in him. Everyone is still ignoring him and at this point he is furious. He throws his beer at the ground, stands up on his stool, and shouts, “…but ya fuck one goat!”

Dec 15, 2013 at 08:49PM EST
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@Chokesmurf
inb4 goatfag deustodo!

Three germans and a russian enter a bar
The russian hits the third german with a glass bottle
The first german said to the second one
“Wow, i did nazi that coming.”

Dec 15, 2013 at 08:53PM EST
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Kebab Removal Unit wrote:

@Chokesmurf
inb4 goatfag deustodo!

Three germans and a russian enter a bar
The russian hits the third german with a glass bottle
The first german said to the second one
“Wow, i did nazi that coming.”

Dec 15, 2013 at 10:43PM EST
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Disturbed B wrote:

don’t jew use that kind of language mister

Dec 17, 2013 at 07:45AM EST
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Why is Mexico #1 in obesity now?

Because only the lighter Mexicans could make it over the border fence.

Dec 17, 2013 at 04:43PM EST
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Why the little kid fell off the swing? Because he doesn’t have arms.

Ok, i’m going to back to hell now.

Dec 17, 2013 at 04:53PM EST
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Where does congress like to pass bills?

In the bathroom to interns in the next stall over.
(brb NSA at my door.)

Dec 18, 2013 at 01:45AM EST
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Q. What is the difference between a frenchwoman and a basketball team?
A. The basketball team showers after 4 periods.

Dec 18, 2013 at 01:16PM EST
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What’s the difference between a baby and a dog?

One tastes better fried, the other baked.

Dec 18, 2013 at 03:35PM EST
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Time to use all the jokes that i stole from all these Tv Shows.

What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.

What do you call the V**gina?
I call it a taxi, so I can roll over and get some sleep.

Thanks, Thanks, crowd, now, if you’re going to throw me some tomatoes or human f**ces, please make the row.

Dec 18, 2013 at 06:39PM EST
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Loli wrote:

Why the little kid fell off the swing? Because he doesn’t have arms.

Ok, i’m going to back to hell now.

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Not the little kid.

Dec 18, 2013 at 07:59PM EST
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Did you know that there are still some countries that still have slavery? One of those countries is Saudi Arabia. They have a special name for their slaves though. They’re called women.

Dec 19, 2013 at 10:14AM EST
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Sidney Speck wrote:

Time to use all the jokes that i stole from all these Tv Shows.

What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.

What do you call the V**gina?
I call it a taxi, so I can roll over and get some sleep.

Thanks, Thanks, crowd, now, if you’re going to throw me some tomatoes or human f**ces, please make the row.

What the f**ck?

Dec 19, 2013 at 08:06PM EST
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Why did Sally fall off the swings?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Not Sally.

Last edited Dec 19, 2013 at 08:21PM EST
Dec 19, 2013 at 08:21PM EST
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Boy: Hey, you wanna play the rape game?

Girl: What the fuck? No!

Boy: Yeah, that’s the spirit!

Dec 19, 2013 at 11:09PM EST
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An elementary school teacher, a lawyer, a Catholic priest and three young boys are on a plane with only three parachutes. Engines explode, plane starts going down.

The teacher says, ‘Save the children!’
The lawyer yells, ‘F*CK THE CHILDREN!’
The Catholic priest looks around and whispers, ‘Is there time?’

Last edited Dec 20, 2013 at 01:47AM EST
Dec 20, 2013 at 01:37AM EST
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Q: What did the blind, deaf, quadruple amputee orphan, that lost all his parents, friends and pets in a war that destroyed his home, get for his birthday?

A: Cancer

Dec 23, 2013 at 11:16PM EST
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Man 1:Why did the chicken cross the road?
Man 2: I don’t know, why?
Man 1: to go visit a dick sucking, pillow bitting faggot.

Man 1: knock knock!
Man 2: who’s there?
Man 1: the chicken….

Dec 24, 2013 at 12:52AM EST
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Q: What’s the difference between a Pepperoni Pizza and a Cheese Pizza?
A: Nothing, if you don’t taste.

Last edited Dec 24, 2013 at 10:39AM EST
Dec 24, 2013 at 10:39AM EST
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Jokes are like water:
It serves a good purpose, it’s required for growth, and most of the time it’s tasteless and awful.

Dec 27, 2013 at 12:40AM EST
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What’s the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One explodes into multiple red pieces when smashed, and the other’s a watermelon

Dec 27, 2013 at 09:50PM EST
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