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**Dead Baby Jokes**

Last posted Dec 19, 2013 at 07:16AM EST. Added Dec 18, 2013 at 12:18AM EST
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Post your best dead baby jokes! I guess I’ll start…

Q: There is a pile of 100 babies, 99 are dead, but 1 is alive. How do you tell which one is alive?

A: Stab each one with a pitchfork, and the one that squealed “was” alive.

Dec 18, 2013 at 12:18AM EST
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What’s the difference between a dead baby and a pizza?
I only eat pizza once a week.

What’s the difference between a dead baby and a peanut butter cup?
The dead baby won’t stick to the roof of your mouth.

How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby.

Last edited Dec 18, 2013 at 03:48AM EST
Dec 18, 2013 at 03:40AM EST
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What’s a difference between a dead baby and a sub sandwich?
I don’t fuck the sandwich before I eat it.

Dec 18, 2013 at 06:45AM EST
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Q: What is worse then ten dead babie stapled to ten trees?

A: One dead baby stapled to ten trees!

Dec 19, 2013 at 06:24AM EST
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