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The Mod and Clone Wars.

Last posted Jan 07, 2014 at 09:02PM EST. Added Dec 23, 2013 at 08:22PM EST
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You see, every year a mod is created with the biology of a past user. The mod then takes over for the user that was used to create the mod. However, little did science know that when created, occasionally a clone is created? I should know as I am one. The mods and clones are often in war. But in 2015, it became absolute chaos. The forums of KYM were closed due to the massive outbreak of attack against mods and clones. Some mods were stripped of duties, even suspended. Now it has come time to strike again.

BEGIN TRANSMISSION
teams in war

clones:
leader: predicableman
spy: holycrapitsrob
medic: red screen of death
soldier: blatus (need someone to play blatus)
about: originally thought of the cute adorable clones, suddenly they became dangerous in early 2014 when they gained millitary access from russia due to a spam attack. a rivalry with mods quickly became war. very dangerous

mods:
leader: random man (need someone to play random man)
spy: holycrapitsbob
medic: blue screen of death
soldier: platus

about:
typical mods who quickly became forced into war. using their mod powers they have defended off the clones.

common users
leader: [EMPTY]
spy: [EMPTY]
medic: [EMPTY]
soldier: [EMPTY]

about: the regular users who have begun to fight back against the war.

END TRANSMISSION

(Choose who you want to be. All places that state [EMPTY], are in fact empty. A few of the clone/mod spots are open for use if said. All empty spots are first come, first served. Once all spaces are filled, we can begin.)

Last edited Dec 23, 2013 at 08:30PM EST
Dec 23, 2013 at 08:22PM EST

The Watcherr wrote:

Aren’t there enough of these?

If they can keep them up and running, who are we to say it’s “enough”?

If it doesn’t work, they will meet their natural demise and get autolocked in time.

Dec 23, 2013 at 09:43PM EST
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Calling Common User Soldier.
@Kraken: Which one? Someone has to play RandomMan, unless the real deal’s taking the spot.

Last edited Dec 23, 2013 at 10:04PM EST
Dec 23, 2013 at 10:04PM EST
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UPDATE

teams in war
clones:
leader: predicableman
spy: holycrapitsrob
scout: red screen of death
soldier: blatus (need someone to play blatus)
about: originally thought of the cute adorable clones, suddenly they became dangerous in early 2014 when they gained millitary access from russia due to a spam attack. a rivalry with mods quickly became war. very dangerous
mods:
leader: random man (need someone to play random man)
spy: holycrapitsbob
scout: blue screen of death
soldier: platus
about:
typical mods who quickly became forced into war. using their mod powers they have defended off the clones.
common users
leader: bionic kraken
spy: [EMPTY]
scout: [EMPTY]
soldier: captain douglas j falcon
about: the regular users who have begun to fight back against the war.

Last edited Dec 23, 2013 at 10:22PM EST
Dec 23, 2013 at 10:22PM EST

Kebab Removal Unit wrote:

Can i be a spy? Also, can it be less TF2-like?

Actually, other then the classes, it’s nothing like TF2. Well, actually, I suppose it’s a more thought out plan. Let me explain rules before we begin.

Each class has the same amount of lifepoints.
Leader has 150
Spy has 100
Scouts has 40
Soldier has 80

Each class has different roles.

A leader is well rounded and works as a diplomat with another team in situations. If a leader runs out of lifepoints (dies) then the team has to decide on a new one.
Original points:
ATK: 75
DEF: 75
SPD: 65

A spy is faster and better on offense then defense. Like TF2, spies can spy, but you’d have to figure out how to do it ;). If a spy dies, then a team can decide to replace or not.
ATK: 80
DEF: 60
APR: 80

Scouts are the fastest group and are okay at offense and defense. If a scout dies, then a team can either replace with a scout or a medic*.

ATK: 50
DEF: 50
SPD: 120

Soldiers are fantastic at offense and defense but really slow. You cannot replace a soldier.

ATK: 80
DEF: 90
SPD: 35

There will be a game world which I will make LATER.

Continue picking your characters.

Medic is a special job that heals lifepoints of others instead of attacks. You are only allowed to heal 50 overall points a round.

HEAL: 100
DEF: 65
SPD: 75

Last edited Dec 24, 2013 at 12:14AM EST
Dec 24, 2013 at 12:12AM EST

ALL RIGHT YOU MAGGOTS!

I DON’T WANNA SEE A SINGLE ONE OF YOU STEP OUT OF LINE.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE’RE UP AGAINST?!
CLONES!
NOT YOUR MAMMA’S TEA-COZIED BACKUP DRIVE
BUT A MYRIAD OF RUTHLESS
BEADY-EYED
SCAT-SPAMMING
MECHANIZED CLONE ROBOTS!
THE WORST KIND OF CLONE ROBOTS!

NOW IF I SEE A SINGLE ONE OF YOU LOOKIN’ LIKE YOU’RE GONNA BACK DOWN
I’LL SEND THAT CLONE-PITYING SACKBOY YOU CALL A FACE OF
CRYING BACK TO MAMMA!
SO WE’RE GONNA SUIT UP
SHIP OUT
AND KICK SOME CLONE-BOT ASS

CAN I GET A YES SIR?!

Dec 24, 2013 at 12:18AM EST
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HolyCrapItsRob wrote:

UPDATE

teams in war
clones:
leader: predicableman
spy: holycrapitsrob
scout: red screen of death
soldier: blatus (need someone to play blatus)
about: originally thought of the cute adorable clones, suddenly they became dangerous in early 2014 when they gained millitary access from russia due to a spam attack. a rivalry with mods quickly became war. very dangerous
mods:
leader: random man (need someone to play random man)
spy: holycrapitsbob
scout: blue screen of death
soldier: platus
about:
typical mods who quickly became forced into war. using their mod powers they have defended off the clones.
common users
leader: bionic kraken
spy: [EMPTY]
scout: [EMPTY]
soldier: captain douglas j falcon
about: the regular users who have begun to fight back against the war.

You made a typo for first scout. His name is Blue Screen, not Red Screen.

Dec 24, 2013 at 12:20AM EST
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@table

He’s one of the clones.

teams in war
clones:
leader: predicableman
spy: holycrapitsrob
scout: red screen of death
soldier:blatus (need someone to play blatus)

mods:
leader: random man (need someone to play random man)
spy: holycrapitsbob
scout: blue screen of death
soldier: platus

common users
leader: bionic kraken
spy: [EMPTY]
scout: jimmy lethal
soldier: captain douglas j falcon

Last edited Dec 24, 2013 at 09:57AM EST
Dec 24, 2013 at 09:56AM EST

wait what 2015? but we are in 2013, how? what?

Dec 24, 2013 at 10:15AM EST
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Kebab Removal Unit wrote:

Is it a three way war?(clones vs mods vs users)


related

Yes.

Dec 24, 2013 at 10:21AM EST

Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:

Scoot is my favorite class, can I be scoot instead?

But my favourite class is medic… :/

Dec 24, 2013 at 10:48AM EST
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­­­­ wrote:

But my favourite class is medic… :/

sigh

He’s one of the clones.
teams in war

clones:
leader: predicable man
spy: holycrapitsrob
medic: red screen of death
soldier:blatus (need someone to play blatus)

mods:
leader: random man (need someone to play random man)
spy: holycrapitsbob
scout: blue screen of death
soldier: platus

common users
leader: bionic kraken
spy: [EMPTY]
scout: jimmy lethal
soldier: captain douglas j falcon

Dec 24, 2013 at 10:53AM EST

EDIT: Forgot Kebab.

teams in war
clones:
leader: predicable man
spy: holycrapitsrob
medic: red screen of death
soldier: blatus (need someone to play blatus)
mods:
leader: random man (need someone to play random man)
spy: holycrapitsbob
scout: blue screen of death
soldier: platus
common users
leader: bionic kraken
spy: kebab removal unit
scout: jimmy lethal
soldier: captain douglas j falcon

We still need two people to play blatus, clone of platus, and random man.

The story will have to be moved to somewhere in the 2nd week of January due to finals, however.

Last edited Dec 24, 2013 at 03:03PM EST
Dec 24, 2013 at 02:54PM EST

Still confused on how you “play”. Is it turn-based? Or something?

P.S.: Praise be to Jebus, I have arrived.

P.S.S.: Totally not a clone, actually a evil twin. Jus’ sayin’.

P.S.S.S.: Praise be to Jebus again, for I am still here.

Dec 24, 2013 at 04:19PM EST
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PredicableMan wrote:

Still confused on how you “play”. Is it turn-based? Or something?

P.S.: Praise be to Jebus, I have arrived.

P.S.S.: Totally not a clone, actually a evil twin. Jus’ sayin’.

P.S.S.S.: Praise be to Jebus again, for I am still here.

It will be turnbased. There will be a game world, of which will become your battleground. The game that it currently reminds me of is Fire Emblem.

teams in war
clones:
leader: predicable man
spy: holycrapitsrob
medic: red screen of death
soldier: blatus (snickerway)
mods:
leader: random man (need someone to play random man)
spy: holycrapitsbob
scout: blue screen of death
soldier: platus
common users
leader: bionic kraken
spy: kebab removal unit
scout: jimmy lethal
soldier: captain douglas j falcon
We still need a person to play random man. I’m surprised, I thought he’d be the first off the market

Last edited Dec 24, 2013 at 10:53PM EST
Dec 24, 2013 at 10:50PM EST

OKAY, SHITBAGS, I THINK IT’S TIME WE- Oh wait hold up, ten minute coffee break while I call dibs on being “Random Man”. I was practically born to play this role…the criteria, so specific yet so identical to my every attribute…the physical characteristics, WEEEEELLLLL, I don’t wanna sound conceited, but those might as well be my hand-written autobiography riddled with Buddha-ee wisdom. The tragic yet slightly sadistic backstory and unrequited romance??? HAH! ME LAST WEEK MEDITATING OFF 1-97 NEAR FUCKING, AUSTRIA! I was born to play this role, and to deny it is to deny a god his destiny. How could you possibly consider anyone else to be even remotely similar to a “Random Man” than that of myself? RON WILL WIN THIS WAR!

Nah, I’m just fucking with you. If you still need the part filled in, great, if not, then oh well. Either way, I’m giving my motivational speeches.

Dec 24, 2013 at 10:55PM EST
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Festive Snickerway wrote:

I’ll just sneak in and seize Blatus because why the hell not.

….* Googles Blatus out of curiosity *

H3Y COOL K1D. 1S TH1S YOU?

Last edited Dec 24, 2013 at 11:00PM EST
Dec 24, 2013 at 10:59PM EST
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IF MY POST HAS GONE UNREAD I’M BASICALLY SAYING I WOULD BE INTERESTED IN THE ROLE OF RANDOM MAN. I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE VAGUELY AMUSING AND STUFF. OH YEAH AND MERRY CHRISTMAS, OP. YOU GOT A FULL ROSTER.

Last edited Dec 25, 2013 at 09:30AM EST
Dec 25, 2013 at 09:30AM EST
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HMM. I NEED TO STOP LURKING AROUND THIS THREAD CREEPILY FOR NO APPARENT REASON AND GO HARASS PEOPLE HOMILIES ABOUT HORSES….AND BIG EARS…..

Anyways, OP, I know this seems redundant, but can we have a more in-depth explanations of the mechanics and rules of this game? Specifically addressing things like what constitutes a death, how and when you attack, how you commune with another player, if alliances are accepted or not, if we have a permadeath, respawn, play again as a different character, after dying clause set up, simply for the sake of clarity? I could give example upon example of why this is needed, but it boils down to the prevention of godmodding and so I can understand what the hell I just arrogantly got myself into.

Dec 30, 2013 at 12:41AM EST
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Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:

Haven’t heard from OP in a while. I think he may have ditched this idea

Nope, just have been busy with holidays.

teams in war
clones:
leader: predicable man
spy: holycrapitsrob
medic: red screen of death
soldier: blatus (snickerway)
mods:
leader: random man (Phantom Buddhist)
spy: holycrapitsbob
scout: blue screen of death
soldier: platus
common users
leader: bionic kraken
spy: kebab removal unit
scout: jimmy lethal
soldier: captain douglas j falcon

Last edited Dec 30, 2013 at 03:58PM EST
Dec 30, 2013 at 03:57PM EST

Just a reminder: the game will begin on January 15th

Jan 03, 2014 at 09:34PM EST

Okay I’m fairly sure I won’t deliver. This is complex and too much work.

Requesting lock.

Jan 07, 2014 at 08:58PM EST

HolyCrapItsRob wrote:

Okay I’m fairly sure I won’t deliver. This is complex and too much work.

Requesting lock.

OP not going to deliver. Better nuke lock it from orbit.

Jan 07, 2014 at 09:02PM EST
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