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Oddities from Deviantart: The Epic Story

Last posted Jan 15, 2014 at 12:50PM EST. Added Jan 14, 2014 at 10:33PM EST
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Ah, Deviantart. A website where an aspiring artist can post their masterpiece on to the great stream that is the Interwebs. However, with every professional that shows off eye candy, there is an artist that shows creates something ridiculous, so bad it’s good, or just plain bad.

In this thread, we will create a wonderful story using bad art from Deviantart. You are to use them for visual aid for your part of the story. You can type at least 5 sentences for your part of the story. With each part we will build an epic tale from this mere thread. Let’s see how far we’ll go. I’ll begin the story:
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Jan 14, 2014 at 10:33PM EST
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ARobotNamedJoe wrote:

Ah, Deviantart. A website where an aspiring artist can post their masterpiece on to the great stream that is the Interwebs. However, with every professional that shows off eye candy, there is an artist that shows creates something ridiculous, so bad it’s good, or just plain bad.

In this thread, we will create a wonderful story using bad art from Deviantart. You are to use them for visual aid for your part of the story. You can type at least 5 sentences for your part of the story. With each part we will build an epic tale from this mere thread. Let’s see how far we’ll go. I’ll begin the story:
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Once upon a time, there was an Original Character named Starlight Wonkles. Starlight Wonkles was a very whiny little filly, for no one treats her with respect. It didn’t help that she was cursed to only speak like Danny Devito. And because of that, she always cry out Linkin Park songs all the time in a glorious soprano that only Danny Devito can accomplish.

But that all changed when……

Jan 14, 2014 at 10:39PM EST
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Suddenly brandonking2013 announced “WE ARE OFF COURSE!” which woke up the passengers of the caravan. Sure enough, the caravan had gone way off course from the original destination to the Linkin Park concert. The land was unfamiliar, the road was nowhere to be seen and they definitely have not parked at Linkin. Twilight Wonkles and the other passengers now regret trusting a terrible OC to drive the Winnebago while they slept…

Now see if you can work this into the story:

Jan 15, 2014 at 01:55AM EST
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All of a sudden, an angry hippie dressed as sonic dressed as a cross dresser jumped out of the bushes. In a gruff voice, he demanded that the caravan stop. The terrible OC who had been trusted with guiding the caravan complied (he wasn’t very bright) and went to talk to x-dress sonic. After a while he came back, an announced “he want to talk to Starlight Wonkles. In private” Sara Wonkles, Starlight’s mother gasped. Her husband, jimmy chu was outraged. “Who is this creep that wants to Speak to my daughter?!?” Jimmy demanded. “I’m not sure exactly,” the dumb OC replied, “but he said it’s urgent”. “Ok, but they will meet behind the wagon within earshot” jimmy replied. Starlight walked behind the wagon on shaking legs. “H-h-hello…” She said to the man “hiya, kid.” The stranger said in a gruff voice “my name is Sonia the hedgehog, but you can call me Sonia” “what do you want from me?” Asked miss wonkles. “That’s simple” the dirty cross dresser bent down to the fillies eye level. Starly could smell think tobaco smoke on the creatures fur, and smelled cheap whiskey on his breath. “I need you for something important. Chester Bennington got punched in the throat forty seven times, and can’t sing. We called Danny divito to fill in, but he couldn’t make it. You are our last shot, kid”…

Last edited Jan 15, 2014 at 03:30AM EST
Jan 15, 2014 at 03:26AM EST
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“Well, I’d be honored!” said Starlight Wonkles, “However…” She then grabbed the head with her mouth and tore off the crossdresser’s costume to reveal a zombified pony inside it all along.
“Who are you?” asked Starlight spitting off the dirty head. Then the pony said in a beautiful Morgan Freeman voice.
“I am your zombified sister, Darknight Bonkles! I am here to kill you and extract Danny Devito from your voicebox so I can be whole again! Then I will be the best OC in all of the Interwebs!”

Jan 15, 2014 at 12:50PM EST
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