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How did you first discover KYM?

Last posted Jan 18, 2014 at 01:34AM EST. Added Jan 17, 2014 at 09:18PM EST
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Cruisin’ the net, being a cool guy.

Clicked a link, lost my soul.

The rest is history.

Jan 17, 2014 at 09:21PM EST

Funny story.

I was walking along in the evening, having just retired from my place of work, when two men accosted me. One was tall, built like a boar, but he stayed the rear. The other was a tad shorter, but a great deal uglier. He reached, grabbed me by the collar, and demanded that I surrender any cash on my person. Alas, I was a poor lad, and not a cent to spare. In a rage, they beat me with sticks and stabbed me for the longest time, stole my belongings, then left me there. As I lay there in pain, a voice came, the saddest I had heard, as though the chorus of children dying at a distance. It said it was time for my Eternal Punishment for my Earthly and Spiritual Sins.

And so I was thrust into the Earth, the stone and dirt of eons rending my flesh and bone. I was pushed deep, so deep that it became hot. Too hot. The heat was unbearable, and I could see my skin turn bright red and sizzle. I wanted to scream but my mouth and throat flooded with fragments of bedrock and melting stone. I thought “this is it, this is the apex of suffering”.

That is, until my fall broke into the opening of a great cavern, glowing with the heat radiating from the Earth’s core. As I free fell into the infinite burning abyss, choking on the pain and earth, I could see words far beyond me. Through my scorched eyes, long past the point of tears, I could make out the letters, cast from the bones of the stillborn:

“O HAI Cale!”

It was then I knew my suffering had only begun.

Last edited Jan 17, 2014 at 09:36PM EST
Jan 17, 2014 at 09:34PM EST

I browsed Cheezeburger too often and developed cancer from it. So I came here along with all the other terminal internet users

Jan 17, 2014 at 09:35PM EST

From someone in an insane asylum.
Don’t ask how I was in an insane asylum.

Jan 17, 2014 at 10:08PM EST

A thick meaty black tentacle thrashed me around for a bit by the leg before dragging me into here.

Jan 17, 2014 at 10:10PM EST

I wanted to know all the memes, so I came to Know Your Meme

Jan 17, 2014 at 10:26PM EST

Back in around 2009, when I was 9 years old, I LOVED the “Unfitting Music” stuff. I googled it, and was led here.

Jan 17, 2014 at 11:07PM EST

Inb4 CrowTheMagician writes a creepy pasta of how he found this place.

Jan 18, 2014 at 01:34AM EST

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