Basically, just write how you first discovered know your meme, and what made you stay.
In a nightmare.
Cruisin’ the net, being a cool guy.
Clicked a link, lost my soul.
The rest is history.
I was walking along in the evening, having just retired from my place of work, when two men accosted me. One was tall, built like a boar, but he stayed the rear. The other was a tad shorter, but a great deal uglier. He reached, grabbed me by the collar, and demanded that I surrender any cash on my person. Alas, I was a poor lad, and not a cent to spare. In a rage, they beat me with sticks and stabbed me for the longest time, stole my belongings, then left me there. As I lay there in pain, a voice came, the saddest I had heard, as though the chorus of children dying at a distance. It said it was time for my Eternal Punishment for my Earthly and Spiritual Sins.
And so I was thrust into the Earth, the stone and dirt of eons rending my flesh and bone. I was pushed deep, so deep that it became hot. Too hot. The heat was unbearable, and I could see my skin turn bright red and sizzle. I wanted to scream but my mouth and throat flooded with fragments of bedrock and melting stone. I thought “this is it, this is the apex of suffering”.
That is, until my fall broke into the opening of a great cavern, glowing with the heat radiating from the Earth’s core. As I free fell into the infinite burning abyss, choking on the pain and earth, I could see words far beyond me. Through my scorched eyes, long past the point of tears, I could make out the letters, cast from the bones of the stillborn:
“O HAI Cale!”
It was then I knew my suffering had only begun.
I browsed Cheezeburger too often and developed cancer from it. So I came here along with all the other terminal internet users
From someone in an insane asylum.
Don’t ask how I was in an insane asylum.
A thick meaty black tentacle thrashed me around for a bit by the leg before dragging me into here.
I wanted to know all the memes, so I came to Know Your Meme
Back in around 2009, when I was 9 years old, I LOVED the “Unfitting Music” stuff. I googled it, and was led here.
Inb4 CrowTheMagician writes a creepy pasta of how he found this place.