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KYM FMK

Last posted Mar 09, 2014 at 05:49AM EDT. Added Feb 26, 2014 at 01:37AM EST
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Marry BSOD because fangirl logic. (Forum Game Rivals. And by Fangirl Logic: Rivals = Secret Lovers)
Fuck RandomMan because those dragon dildos aren’t going to use themselves.
And kill Bob because it’s actually impossible to kill Bob. So nothing happens except me getting looked at disappointingly.

Last edited Feb 26, 2014 at 05:03AM EST

Fuck RandomMan because I wanna jack that rabbit.
Marry Blue Screen because I want to spend the rest of my life with him.
Kill Bob because I don’t want Blue or RandomMan to die.


Everyone feel free to post your own FMK

I’d marry BSOD.

Then I’d fuck BSOD.

Then I’d kill BSOD.

Then I’d fuck BSOD.

Then I’d get into a crazy polygamist marriage/sex arrangement with RandomMan and Bob worthy of a sitcom.

Then I’d probably kill them too, because its actually a horror-drama.

Last edited Feb 26, 2014 at 01:47PM EST

I think I would marry Goat, ‘cus i’m not really in the mood to fuck play games with a goat.
Kill Cheeto, because CHEETO DUST IS SO DAMN GOOD TASTING
And fuck Robo-jesus, because robotic asses are awesome asses.

@Coffehaus

You plan on marrying the goat and not get laid/play video games? Good luck with that.


@Bob

I want to sekz everyone. You want to kill everyone. We truly are the perfect mod counterparts to each other


@New selection

Marry Brad. He’ll sweep me off my feet and tell me about advice animals.
Fuck James. Programmers need lovin’ too.
Kill Don. Sorry Don, you’re the last on the list.

Kill Dom for promoting advice animals that need to die, fuck Brad, because that motherfucker is rad, and marry James, because i dun frikkin kno lol

Foxy The Pirate Fox wrote:

If we’re still doing it, here…

Kill Bob

Fuck Bsod

Marry RandomMan (you know if I was a girl. Hee hee, imagine that, Marcia McFly)

Let google do the imagining for me.

And it’s rather hot.

Skeletor-sm

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