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Know Your Maymays General III: KYM Thread Simulator 3 CONFIRM3D

Last posted Jul 16, 2014 at 01:26PM EDT. Added Mar 11, 2014 at 05:27AM EDT
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I’m bored, so why not continue the project that I actually deliver?

Once again, post anything and everything, KYM-related or not. This includes:
• Poking fun at the KYM community, forums, IRC, site itself, etc.
• Images or links to your fave forum posts from threads which aren’t this one.
• #knowyourmeme IRC logs, real or fake.
• Original Content, made specifically for this video.
• Anything else you want me to include in the final video (reaction vids, music to use, etc).

Check my first thread sim, and my second thread sim videos for inspirations.

After a couple of months, I will compile 2000% of the posts here into a thread simulator.

Last edited Mar 11, 2014 at 05:28AM EDT
Mar 11, 2014 at 05:27AM EDT
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Alex Mercer The Ultimate Mod wrote:

Did you just… Did you just fucking..

Ah, lucky first poster. Good to have you on board.

Mar 11, 2014 at 05:50AM EDT
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Know Your Meme’s Userbase Aren’t Faggots! We are all just really really really really really really REALLY GAY!

Mar 11, 2014 at 05:51AM EDT
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Another day on the IRC

(23:42:18) [Loli]amnyancat: this IRC https://31.media.tumblr.com/17947f44e446b9863939c6ca3b17e207/tumblr_mvgk3ajosF1skw6elo1_400.gif


(0:42:26) DerpyVaz: Loli
(0:42:38) [Loli]amnyancat: Vaz
(0:43:10) PreciousRoy: Hello
(0:43:16) DerpyVaz: I was just postin squid porn
(0:43:54) [Loli]amnyancat: w-wat


(1:43:52) [Loli]amnyancat: Obsessive twat
(1:45:02) DerpyVaz: egotistical douchebag
(1:45:13) [Loli]amnyancat: lol


(17:39:30) sitrep: Loli cloned himself.
(17:39:44) sitrep: I’m not high enough to accept this bullshit.


(5:41:26) Patrick: I could actually go for a mango actually
(5:41:46) Patrick: a yuri mango
(5:41:58) [Loli]amnyancat: Mmm yuri
(5:42:14) Patrick: a loli yuri NTR guro futa BL mango
(5:42:25) Patrick: I’m not sure how those would all work together
(5:43:01) Patrick: underage lesbian cuckolding gore girls with dicks that are also gay men


This one is my favorite.

(18:31:42) drpepperfan: what to do
(18:32:04) [Loli]amnyancat: fap
(18:32:14) drpepperfan: fucking hilarious
(18:32:19) mode (+o drpepperfan) by ChanServ
(18:32:26) you have been kick by drpepperfan: ([Loli]amnyancat)


(2:46:59) HolyCrapItsBob: Shut up, DPF

(This was during the oscars)


(1:28:53) FridgeLogic: I just saw 12 Years a Slave today
(1:28:56) FridgeLogic: riveting cinema
(1:29:19) FridgeLogic: man, I should really be a late night talk show host, that was a hell of a segue
(1:29:21) dpf: did snape die at the end
(1:29:35) FridgeLogic: no but slaves died
(1:29:37) FridgeLogic: several
(1:29:40) FridgeLogic: throughout
(1:29:42) dpf: snape
(1:29:43) dpf: slave
(1:29:45) dpf: same thing


(2:21:28) dpf: if u cant name this game#=
(2:21:31) dpf: then i weep for u
(2:21:40) dpf: like this ;___________________________;
(2:21:58) DerpyVaz: dig dug
(2:22:08) DerpyVaz: no wait
(2:22:11) [Loli]amnyancat: Flappy bird
(2:22:38) dpf: kill urself
(2:23:27) DerpyVaz: It’s michael jackson
(2:23:39) DerpyVaz: moonwalker
(2:23:42) dpf: dye


(5:45:08) [Loli]amnyancat: Pat, I have a new waifu
(5:45:31) DerpyVaz: madoka?
(5:45:40) Patrick: mami?
(5:45:42) [Loli]amnyancat: hell no
(5:45:46) Patrick: because she gives great
(5:45:47) Patrick: HEAD
(5:45:50) Patrick: huh?
(5:45:51) Patrick: HUH?
(5:45:52) [Loli]amnyancat: hah
(5:45:55) [Loli]amnyancat: hahahahaha
(5:45:56) [Loli]amnyancat: HAHAHAHA
(5:46:02) [Loli]amnyancat: She is dead.
(5:46:07) Patrick: ;_;


(0:18:16) Liche: armpits
(0:18:59) [Loli]amnyancat: boobs
(0:19:29) Liche: legs
(0:20:00) Liche: perfect women, right? just add 3 holes then it’s every guys dream girl


KLKfags

(0:04:05) MakoIsBestGirl: so when mako dies a horrifying death at the end of the show and ryuko goes super saiyan
(0:04:15) MakoIsBestGirl: and satsuki is standing there scoffing saying it was part of the plan
(0:04:24) MakoIsBestGirl: what will you do
(0:05:21) [Loli]amnyancat: I’ll hug Satsuki


: Liche baka

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Mar 11, 2014 at 05:52AM EDT
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“Omg hepl me guize i cant post a image in comets how do i post image in commetns”

Mar 11, 2014 at 06:33AM EDT
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Rukario McFly wrote:

So what are we gonna be in some vid or something?

Probably, though I won’t expect this thread to last a few months.

Either way, let’s get this party started.

Mar 11, 2014 at 08:37AM EDT
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Another thread simulator…

…Gawd…dammit…

Sigh. Lets just get this over and done with.

ZOMG LE EPIC SHITPOSTING COMMENCE! IT BEGINS! PENISES! MAYMAYS AH AHAHAH HAHA HEH HH HAHAHA HOO HOO HOO LE LE LE LE SO FUNNY HA HA FUNNY FUNNY HAH FUNNY HAH. ITS FUNNAUH CUZ I LE SO RANDOM AND UNPREDICIMATAGUBLABLE CUZ DAT IS FUNNAY. HOW 2 THRED SIMUOLATOR?

There are now two things that will happen:

1. Newfags will laugh
2. Oldfags will kill themselves


@John


Probably, though I won’t expect this thread to last a few months.

Try hours.


And I swear if I see one more thread simulator that doesn’t focus on taking posts out of context and instead just runs the whole fucking thread, including all tl;dr’s, through text-to-speech; I’m going to be breaking some tables….with my ass

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Mar 11, 2014 at 09:38AM EDT
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Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:

Another thread simulator…

…Gawd…dammit…

Sigh. Lets just get this over and done with.

ZOMG LE EPIC SHITPOSTING COMMENCE! IT BEGINS! PENISES! MAYMAYS AH AHAHAH HAHA HEH HH HAHAHA HOO HOO HOO LE LE LE LE SO FUNNY HA HA FUNNY FUNNY HAH FUNNY HAH. ITS FUNNAUH CUZ I LE SO RANDOM AND UNPREDICIMATAGUBLABLE CUZ DAT IS FUNNAY. HOW 2 THRED SIMUOLATOR?

There are now two things that will happen:

1. Newfags will laugh
2. Oldfags will kill themselves


@John


Probably, though I won’t expect this thread to last a few months.

Try hours.


And I swear if I see one more thread simulator that doesn’t focus on taking posts out of context and instead just runs the whole fucking thread, including all tl;dr’s, through text-to-speech; I’m going to be breaking some tables….with my ass








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Mar 11, 2014 at 09:48AM EDT
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Now we’ve got that out of the way, LET’S DO THIS.

So I herd you liek memes but I accidentally in your base killing your MeeM but then a skeleton oppoed out and said “THE RIDE NEVER ENDS!” But then it was apparent that a scout NEEDS A DISPENSER HERE, which was met with a resounding NOPE, before the bloodhog and the herculoon, the shipping and the OCs emerged to fight the lords of memes. But then Super Robo Jesus and the Goat united their powers to call in the assistance of one of the lesser lords of gaming, whose summoning was met with ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ ETERNAL PRAISE.ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ This was, of course Lord Helix. Lord Helix called forth its chosen, as the hordes of cringe released their dragons, who sought out cars to have sex with. Bad idea for them, because it just so happens that one of the chosen of the Helix is the All Terrain Venomoth, the Dragon Slayer. It proceeded to drive right over the dragons, proving that truly no terrain is too tough for the ATV. People took sides, with KYM siding with the lords of memes FOR GREAT JUSTICE.

Mar 11, 2014 at 09:49AM EDT
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This site can be even more amazing if we could favorite comments in image galleries.

Seriously, some of the comments have great reaction gifs that’s such a hassle to find on the reaction face gallery.

Mar 11, 2014 at 10:14AM EDT
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REMOVE KEBAB remove kebab
you are worst turk. you are the turk idiot you are the turk smell. return to croatioa. to our croatia cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,bosnia we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole turk stink bosnia sqhipere shqipare..turk genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead turk..ahahahahahBOSNIA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 .albiania we kill the king , albania return to your precious mongolia….hahahahaha idiot turk and bosnian smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. russia+usa+croatia+slovak=kill bosnia…you will ww2/ tupac alive in serbia, tupac making album of serbia . fast rap tupac serbia. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink turk… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt
tupac alive numbr one #1 in serbia ….fuck the croatia ,..FUCKk ashol turks no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the turk farm aminal with rap magic now we the serba rule .ape of the zoo presidant georg bush fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and bosnia wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. serbia greattst countrey

Mar 11, 2014 at 10:29AM EDT
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OP wrote:

I’m bored, so why not continue the project that I actually deliver?

We all know you won’t.

Mar 11, 2014 at 10:29AM EDT
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And I swear if I see one more thread simulator that doesn’t focus on taking posts out of context and instead just runs the whole fucking thread, including all tl;dr’s, through text-to-speech; I’m going to be breaking some tables….with my ass

We all know you won’t.

Neon decided to do this shit.. I dunno what he was thinking when he open this.
He’ll do it or not.. But lets make things easier for him.
/thread simulator general meta


Everyone don’t just regular shitpost! Shitpost with your heart, shitpost with your soul..
Shitpost is not posting random things on a thread..
Shitpost is not trying to be on a simulator.
Shitpost is not spamming..
Shitpost is not “le may may funni XD”..

Shitpost is a form of life, justice, thought..
Shitpost is an expression of human existence
Shitpost is our existence..
Shitpost is why are we live for.

Shitpost is UNCOUNTED LAYERS WE SHOULD BREAK THROUGH
WE SHOULD BREAK THROUGH RULES, PURPOSES OR TOPICS.
BECAUSE THIS IS THE REASON WHY ARE WE HERE FOR!
I’ll probably regret for posting this. Not like i care. I am just trying to save your ass Neon..

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Mar 11, 2014 at 10:35AM EDT
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Literally, when I Googled “How to Shitpost” This was, I shit you not, the first thing that came up.

Mar 11, 2014 at 10:39AM EDT
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Hey, I’m here to clarify a few things. Don’t worry, I probably won’t include my posts in the video.

John Mirra wrote:

I won’t expect this thread to last a few months.

It’s not that I want this thread to last for a few months, it’s just that I can’t start work on compiling the video until May. I’ll be working on animation segments for the vid until then.


Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:

And I swear if I see one more thread simulator that doesn’t focus on taking posts out of context and instead just runs the whole fucking thread, including all tl;dr’s, through text-to-speech; I’m going to be breaking some tables….with my ass

I actually cried in anguish from reading your post. No, seriously. I am really in shock or something. I am ready to break down. If I recall correctly, you were disappointed when you didn’t make it to my last thread sim. Well, your exact words were “Eh, I can’t believe I missed this.”, but that’s besides the point.

The thing is, I really want my thread sims to tell stories. With my 1st one being about 5 minutes, and 2nd one clocking in at around 20 minutes… I was actually thinking of releasing this 3rd one in parts (think “episodes” a la Half-Life). This’ll give me more time to make the extra content (the frame-by-frame animations, 3D text, KYM-tan derivatives of certain memes, images with KYM inside jokes) I usually spend a lot of time on.

It actually took me an hour to edit the 2 KYM pages in MS Paint to say “Over 9000” everywhere just for your post in thread sim 1, and yes, the short compilation of the first few “The internet can now find stars” images set to the DuckTales moon theme in thread sim 2 involved me right-clicking and saving each image on my own. I didn’t use a “download-all-images” browser extension or something because I actually really care about all you guys and I know you all deserve the very best. By now, some of you may be saying:

BUT WHY IS YOUR THREAD SIM 2 JUMPY (such as when “Guest Journal” is read twice) AND BADLY EDITED (the images desync with the audio) THEN?!?! BLARGH"

That’s because my first 2 thread sims were made in Toon Boom Studio (yes, that animation program alternative to Adobe Flash) and crashes were frequent, making me lose a lot of progress on certain parts, but still, I carried on and recreated them from memory. Thread Sim 2 took a few days ahead of the intended release date to come out because the problem was solved by working on the video in parts, and stitching it together in the YouTube editor, as I didn’t have Sony Vegas (which is what Thread Sim 3 should be made in) at this time.

As I read the above post by the one and only Blue Screen of Death (one of my favourite people on the planet), I got really disheartened. I think I need a moment to calm down…

Thanks everyone.

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Mar 11, 2014 at 11:18AM EDT
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LOL MEEMS R LE FUNNI I R DA MEEM MAN THEY IS SU ORIGINAL N FUNNI

Mar 11, 2014 at 01:44PM EDT

Hey, do you guys remember a time before these KYM simulators?

A time when shitposting was discouraged? And people actually tried doing some productive shit in the name of fun instead of low quality shit?

Mar 11, 2014 at 05:49PM EDT
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HolyCrapItsBob wrote:

Hey, do you guys remember a time before these KYM simulators?

A time when shitposting was discouraged? And people actually tried doing some productive shit in the name of fun instead of low quality shit?

We could go back to those times, but minimal brain power and using re-hashed image macros and reaction faces are easier.

Mar 11, 2014 at 05:53PM EDT
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hey I need to find a meme, it sort looks like a pancake masturbating to anim and saying something like “wow this really drizzles my maple syrup” or something i need it for my facebook, please give it

Mar 11, 2014 at 06:06PM EDT
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EXCUSE ME FAGS
BUT I NEED TO KNOW WHERE I DUMP ALL THESE
DANK MEMES
EPIC TROLL XD LIKE A BOSSS FFFFUUUUUUUU HARLEM SHAKE :^) LE FEELING MAN EPIC FTW

Mar 11, 2014 at 06:28PM EDT
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Everyone stop fighting. We can all have good SAFE fun here. We’re all perfectly capable of enjoying our shitposts or our elitism without offending anyone, we just need to have a little civility. Calm down, and let’s start talking about our feelings.

Mar 11, 2014 at 06:43PM EDT
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HolyCrapItsBob wrote:

Hey, do you guys remember a time before these KYM simulators?

A time when shitposting was discouraged? And people actually tried doing some productive shit in the name of fun instead of low quality shit?

Lower your expectations, Bob.

Mar 11, 2014 at 06:49PM EDT

Mandl Brought wrote:

Lower your expectations, Bob.

So… you want the people around you to expect absolute shit from you? Ouch, man. Just ouch.

Mar 11, 2014 at 06:55PM EDT
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HolyCrapItsBob wrote:

Hey, do you guys remember a time before these KYM simulators?

A time when shitposting was discouraged? And people actually tried doing some productive shit in the name of fun instead of low quality shit?

Aside from the jokes, I kind of agree. I mean, these threads usually amount to absolutely nothing. There are already like 5 shitpost threads that are still unlocked, so I don’t see why another one is necessary.

Mar 11, 2014 at 07:30PM EDT
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Important question:

With what program do you make the robot voices?

Mar 11, 2014 at 09:04PM EDT
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Choose Gold Member rank, choose the Conversationalist rank, choose Archivist rank or Research Adviser. Choose hiding from the moderators. Choose ruining your social life, Choose having no RL friends, Choose disconnecting, Choose life through the bottom of a bottle, Choose stealing images from other sites and hoping that the original artist doesn’t fucking notice. Choose sitting countless hours in front of your computer. Choose making a thread with thousands of pointless and random comments. Choose witnessing endless amounts of mind numbing images from the far corners of the Internet, wondering if you should spend more of you’re days being a productive member to society. Choose Super Robo Jesus and wondering why he wasn’t made sooner. Choose a deactivation retirement plan. Choose going out with a banhammer at the end, desperately typing down your last message on a random image, video, or profile as a pissed off mod is ready to shut down your account. Choose one more sleepless night on this site. Choose Know Your Meme.

Mar 11, 2014 at 09:45PM EDT
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CrowTheMagician wrote:

Choose Gold Member rank, choose the Conversationalist rank, choose Archivist rank or Research Adviser. Choose hiding from the moderators. Choose ruining your social life, Choose having no RL friends, Choose disconnecting, Choose life through the bottom of a bottle, Choose stealing images from other sites and hoping that the original artist doesn’t fucking notice. Choose sitting countless hours in front of your computer. Choose making a thread with thousands of pointless and random comments. Choose witnessing endless amounts of mind numbing images from the far corners of the Internet, wondering if you should spend more of you’re days being a productive member to society. Choose Super Robo Jesus and wondering why he wasn’t made sooner. Choose a deactivation retirement plan. Choose going out with a banhammer at the end, desperately typing down your last message on a random image, video, or profile as a pissed off mod is ready to shut down your account. Choose one more sleepless night on this site. Choose Know Your Meme.

i cri everytiem

Mar 11, 2014 at 10:07PM EDT
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CrowTheMagician wrote:

Choose Gold Member rank, choose the Conversationalist rank, choose Archivist rank or Research Adviser. Choose hiding from the moderators. Choose ruining your social life, Choose having no RL friends, Choose disconnecting, Choose life through the bottom of a bottle, Choose stealing images from other sites and hoping that the original artist doesn’t fucking notice. Choose sitting countless hours in front of your computer. Choose making a thread with thousands of pointless and random comments. Choose witnessing endless amounts of mind numbing images from the far corners of the Internet, wondering if you should spend more of you’re days being a productive member to society. Choose Super Robo Jesus and wondering why he wasn’t made sooner. Choose a deactivation retirement plan. Choose going out with a banhammer at the end, desperately typing down your last message on a random image, video, or profile as a pissed off mod is ready to shut down your account. Choose one more sleepless night on this site. Choose Know Your Meme.

Choose Anger Snake

Mar 12, 2014 at 01:05AM EDT
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Sam wrote:

Important question:

With what program do you make the robot voices?

Just your average online text-to-speech engines along with some iPod and PC apps.

If you read the credits in my KYM Thread Sim 2, you can see the names of them websites.


On a side note, this’ll be the last KYM Thread Sim I ever make.

Mostly because of Blue Screen (of Death)‘s post and the posts being made here are just too different from the first two sims I made (Although, this isn’t a bad thing. Everything here I’ve upvoted except Blue Screen (of Death)’s post).

Yes, I’m still distraught over Blue Screen (of Death)‘s post, so ending my thread sims is a thought that’ll ease the pain for me.

Anyway, you can continue posting whatever you want. I’m not gonna tell you otherwise, unless it’s like Blue Screen (of Death)’s post.

fkn blue screen (of death)’s post

Last edited Mar 12, 2014 at 02:45AM EDT
Mar 12, 2014 at 02:44AM EDT
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@Neonwabbit

I actually cried in anguish from reading your post. No, seriously. I am really in shock or something. I am ready to break down. If I recall correctly, you were disappointed when you didn’t make it to my last thread sim. Well, your exact words were “Eh, I can’t believe I missed this.”, but that’s besides the point.

…oh…

As I read the above post by the one and only Blue Screen of Death (one of my favourite people on the planet), I got really disheartened. I think I need a moment to calm down…
Thanks everyone.

I…

….

…guys I….I feel like a humongous dick now…

Seriously.

I’m sorry Neon, I just…ever since you posted your last simulator thread, we’ve had so many others since then.

Dozens upon dozens of…okay maybe not dozens maybe 1 or 2 failed threads. But still I was just kind of losing my patience seeing thread simulator threads pop up, get filled with shitposts and go nowhere because we didn’t have aweome TS creators like you there at the time and Alex was getting tired of having to make them all.

Seeing this thread kinda triggered that same kind of reaction for no real reason…plus I’ve been fairly stressed lately and well…I’m so sorry.

That was terrible reaction of me. You are the original Thread Simulatorororor, and the ones that you made were top notch. I shouldn’t have doubted you like that. Please forgive me and don’t be discouraged by my shitty attitude

To the shame cube I go

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