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Know Your Maymays General III: KYM Thread Simulator 3 CONFIRM3D

Last posted Jul 16, 2014 at 01:26PM EDT. Added Mar 11, 2014 at 05:27AM EDT
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Last edited Mar 13, 2014 at 11:42PM EDT
Mar 13, 2014 at 11:34PM EDT

“Hello, my name is Fred
The words you see
Are in this thread
I said my name is Fred
And I’ve been”

“NAUGHTY…”

Mar 14, 2014 at 01:52AM EDT
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Natsuru Springfield wrote:

YURI SOLVES EVERYTHING!!

Mar 14, 2014 at 03:27AM EDT
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Now, it’s funny that Yuri came up when I entered the thread, but don’t think now that’s the reason why I appeared, nooo

If yuri will conquer the world, then who was phone?

Mar 14, 2014 at 03:41AM EDT
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量子 Meme wrote:

Now, it’s funny that Yuri came up when I entered the thread, but don’t think now that’s the reason why I appeared, nooo

If yuri will conquer the world, then who was phone?

Mar 14, 2014 at 04:11AM EDT
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Q. M. wrote:

If yuri will conquer the world, then who was phone?

Yaoi

Last edited Mar 14, 2014 at 04:14AM EDT
Mar 14, 2014 at 04:13AM EDT
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John Mirra wrote:

Too bad for Yuri the Allied Nations won the war and now he’s currently imprisoned.

Mar 14, 2014 at 04:35AM EDT
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CrowTheMagician wrote:

Too bad for Yuri the Allied Nations won the war and now he’s currently imprisoned.

sadly this time line does not exist anymore BECAUSE EINSTEIN IS GONE ….. DAMN YOU EA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mar 14, 2014 at 05:50AM EDT
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Swing your arms from side to side
Come on! It’s time to go
Do the Mario!

Mar 14, 2014 at 06:46AM EDT

Gravity Man wrote:

Swing your arms from side to side
Come on! It’s time to go
Do the Mario!

Mario Show wuz terrible, just terrible, u should b ashaemd of urself, u rnt a nice person!!1

Mar 14, 2014 at 07:03AM EDT
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Sir Crona Statscowski Esquire wrote:

Mario Show wuz terrible, just terrible, u should b ashaemd of urself, u rnt a nice person!!1

OMG Y U AWLWYS GOTTTA BE SO MEAN TO ME?!!!!111
MARIO SHOW IS THE BEST. SHOW EVAR
U DONT KNO ANYHTIN ABOTU MARIO OR TV

YOUR A BAD TROLE AN U SHULD BE ASHAME!!!111!1!1

Mar 14, 2014 at 07:12AM EDT

Gravity Man wrote:

OMG Y U AWLWYS GOTTTA BE SO MEAN TO ME?!!!!111
MARIO SHOW IS THE BEST. SHOW EVAR
U DONT KNO ANYHTIN ABOTU MARIO OR TV

YOUR A BAD TROLE AN U SHULD BE ASHAME!!!111!1!1

u heff 2b mad trolololo

Mar 14, 2014 at 07:18AM EDT
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Sir Crona Statscowski Esquire wrote:

u heff 2b mad trolololo

stop troleing me ill hack u

Mar 14, 2014 at 07:52AM EDT

So i was making out with my honey-boo bear, When out of nowhere my phone cock-blocked me.
“Goddamn it all” i muttered to myself.
My wife must have heard me, as she commented on the situation.
“Do you know who it is?” she asked
“No but i’m about to find out”
So pulling my phone from my pocket without hesitation; i found out who it was.
It was a unknown number, but still if you decide to wake me up in the middle of the night, expect a shit-storm.
“Hello clayton residence?”
My voice seemed to fade into the void, then pulling it up out of the abyss the caller replied.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY DAUGHTER?”.
The noise startled my wife, and rang in my ear.
“Who was it?” my wife made perplexed my the sudden noise.
“I … I don’t know who it is, he said something about, Me doing something with you”
My gf recoiled backwards.
“Who was it” she demanded a answer, muffled by the pillows cuddling her.
“If i had to say, i would say your father”.
A cold-sweat striked her.
“but … my father is dead”
I felt a cold-sweat flow down my spine, this couldn’t be.
’But james Who was phone?"
That was the same thing i was thinking, i thought as i snuggled by her in bed.

Mar 14, 2014 at 10:10AM EDT
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I always make bad decisions before I go to bed, so I’m gonna do this before I change my mind

Mar 15, 2014 at 01:30AM EDT
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I’m just here for my karma welfare check because I’m kind of running low. I spent all of it on prostitutes and cardboard cutouts to keep in my basement.

Mar 15, 2014 at 01:46AM EDT
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Long ago in a distant thread, I, Crow, the Masked Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish Moderator wielding a magic banhammer stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in the Deep Web and flung him into the Dark Net, where my madness is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the Surface, and undo the post that is Crow!

Mar 15, 2014 at 01:54AM EDT
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CrowTheMagician wrote:

Long ago in a distant thread, I, Crow, the Masked Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish Moderator wielding a magic banhammer stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in the Deep Web and flung him into the Dark Net, where my madness is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the Surface, and undo the post that is Crow!

And here you can see one of the epic battles between Crow and the Moderator:

Mar 15, 2014 at 06:36AM EDT
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CrowTheMagician wrote:

Long ago in a distant thread, I, Crow, the Masked Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish Moderator wielding a magic banhammer stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in the Deep Web and flung him into the Dark Net, where my madness is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the Surface, and undo the post that is Crow!

Mar 15, 2014 at 07:29AM EDT
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John Mirra wrote:

This post alone just unlocked 5 of the prizes in the Thread Sim 3 reward document.

It is that amazing, I cannot even begin to describe how happy I am to see this post here.


Anyways, it seems the promise of rewards isn’t enough and people are demanding that I release two of these rewards early as proof that I can deliver. Stay tuned for a KYM Thread Sim 3 “teaser trailer” post very soon where I WILL have two of the rewards ready.

Also, that KYM-tan: Ace Attorney reward looks pretty neat. I hope someone can get it unlocked…

Mar 15, 2014 at 07:36AM EDT

@NeonWabbit: Does mixing Team Fortress 2 with Ace Attorney counts for the award?

Mar 15, 2014 at 07:44AM EDT
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The Biggest Boss wrote:

I spent all of it on prostitutes and cardboard cutouts to keep in my basement.

You don’t need cutouts anymore with Nuvoslim! If you want to cut down the fat percentage from your body then you must have to use Nuvoslim, as this is the only supplement in the market that helps you get desired results naturally. Get your dose of Nuvoslim now, and the boys will come to your backyard in no time!

Mar 15, 2014 at 07:52AM EDT
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CrowTheMagician wrote:

@NeonWabbit: Does mixing Team Fortress 2 with Ace Attorney counts for the award?

Very good and very close, but no dice.

In fact, I don’t think anything Ace Attorney will get that prize unlocked. We just need a really good post for the thread sim and I guarentee the prize of KYM-tan: Ace Attorney will be all worth it. :V

Mar 15, 2014 at 08:29AM EDT

NeonWabbit wrote:

Very good and very close, but no dice.

In fact, I don’t think anything Ace Attorney will get that prize unlocked. We just need a really good post for the thread sim and I guarentee the prize of KYM-tan: Ace Attorney will be all worth it. :V


Oh well there’s always next time.

Mar 15, 2014 at 08:31AM EDT
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Sam wrote:

I’m just here for my karma welfare check because I’m kind of running low. I spent all of it on prostitutes and cardboard cutouts to keep in my basement.

At least they’re not WOODEN cutouts. That will probably not end well…

“MeeM!”

…See what I mean? Said cutouts could easily become one of gets shot this is not good…

MeeM!

Mar 15, 2014 at 10:04AM EDT
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Disturbed B wrote:

I always make bad decisions before I go to bed, so I’m gonna do this before I change my mind

What the fuck happened to its quality?

Mar 15, 2014 at 10:28AM EDT
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We could have quality thread…
Or we could make a thread that we can shit post in, post reaction images and reap the karma.

Sure, we might already have those, but what’s another two, three or six of them?

Mar 15, 2014 at 11:20AM EDT
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Tahrdan Ismeh Wu-Temporis wrote:

Whatever happened to praising Lord Helix?

You probably killed that joke too.

Mar 15, 2014 at 03:27PM EDT
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Alex Mercer wrote:

What the fuck happened to its quality?

I’ll probably have to redraw it when it’s finished.

Mar 15, 2014 at 03:39PM EDT

Am I late to the party again?

Mar 15, 2014 at 04:07PM EDT
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Hey Faggots,
My name is Slow, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass goats. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever eaten any cheetoes? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of newfags because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than spamming pictures of deadpool.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the photoshop team, and starter on my shitpost team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to bsod”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just deadpool yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my savior

Mar 15, 2014 at 04:46PM EDT

Iamslow wrote:

Hey Faggots,
My name is Slow, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass goats. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever eaten any cheetoes? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of newfags because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than spamming pictures of deadpool.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the photoshop team, and starter on my shitpost team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to bsod”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just deadpool yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my savior

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Mar 15, 2014 at 04:54PM EDT
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Gravity Man wrote:

I’ll probably have to redraw it when it’s finished.

I think i can fix this..

Ah shit..

Mar 15, 2014 at 06:52PM EDT
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Some might say that this thread is over done, but really

Mar 15, 2014 at 08:11PM EDT

Alright, ladies and gents. Here he is in all his glory: Shitpost Man!

OC DO NOT STEAL

Mar 15, 2014 at 08:32PM EDT

Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:

@Alex

What the fuck happened to its quality?

People don’t understand jpeg compression

>not compressing to png masterrace

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Mar 15, 2014 at 09:36PM EDT
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