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Poorly Drawn Stick Dude Quest

Last posted Apr 17, 2014 at 04:33AM EDT. Added Apr 06, 2014 at 02:10PM EDT
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Laika wrote:

Name: Shrek “The Dreck” Havel

That’s right! You remember! Your name is Shrek “The Dreck” Havel.

Now, you were off to do something, but you forget what it was, that you were going to do.
What were you going to do?

Apr 06, 2014 at 02:54PM EDT
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GO SAVE THE WORLD WITH YOUR POWERS OF MAKING OTHER THINK THEY’RE COWS!!

Apr 06, 2014 at 02:57PM EDT
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Tahrdan Ismeh Wu-Temporis wrote:

Praise the sun

Ditto, Tards has his head on straight with that one

Apr 06, 2014 at 02:58PM EDT
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I have to go with praising the sun on this one.

Apr 06, 2014 at 03:06PM EDT
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Genesis Does wrote:

Pillage a village.

Yes, rape their houses and burn their women.

Apr 06, 2014 at 03:07PM EDT
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What are you waiting for!!!

dat praise

Apr 06, 2014 at 03:15PM EDT
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Tahrdan Ismeh Wu-Temporis wrote:

Praise the sun

That’s right your quest is to “Praise the Sun!”

Where shall you go to praise the sun?

Apr 06, 2014 at 03:18PM EDT
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I shall expand on Soundwave’s suggestion and say, to the Temple of Eternal Sunlight.

Let’s start giving this stuff names, to make it more of a quest!

Apr 06, 2014 at 03:21PM EDT
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“Where shall you go to praise the sun?”


My swamp, laddy.

Apr 06, 2014 at 03:30PM EDT
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Laika wrote:

“Where shall you go to praise the sun?”


My swamp, laddy.

TO THE SWAMP TEMPLE OF SHREK!

Apr 06, 2014 at 03:36PM EDT
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Laika wrote:

“Where shall you go to praise the sun?”


My swamp, laddy.


You have gone to the other Shrek’s Swamp to praise the sun. You lost the feather in your helmet on the way there.
BEGIN PRAISE?
>YES
>NO

Last edited Apr 06, 2014 at 03:45PM EDT
Apr 06, 2014 at 03:45PM EDT
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We could do with that feather for the +5 onion buff it has.
The Dreck can’t operate at maximum efficiency without it

Last edited Apr 06, 2014 at 04:03PM EDT
Apr 06, 2014 at 03:58PM EDT
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Alright, 4 votes for no, we’re going to get that feather.

Oh, there it is.
You pick up the feather and put it in your inventory.
INVENTORY:
Feather
Sword
Shield

Apr 06, 2014 at 04:16PM EDT
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Its past noon to praise, lets camp for a while until we reach the time for maximum sun praisement.

Last edited Apr 06, 2014 at 04:25PM EDT
Apr 06, 2014 at 04:24PM EDT
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I don’t see any layers in that inventory

After all, ogres are supposed to have layers

Last edited Apr 06, 2014 at 04:27PM EDT
Apr 06, 2014 at 04:26PM EDT
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Doctor "KreagerStein" Kori wrote:

Sword. Who need feather when you can have sword!

Don’t blasphemate the feather.

Apr 06, 2014 at 04:44PM EDT
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Genesis Does wrote:

Don’t blasphemate the feather.

Don’t tell me the sword is not more awsome on the helmet then the feather.

Apr 06, 2014 at 04:47PM EDT
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The sword would be too impractical on the helmet, though.

I propose a compromise, however.

We attach the feather to the hilt of one of the swords and then attach the sword with the feather on its hilt onto the helmet. The feather would give the sword a +42 practicality bonus.

Apr 06, 2014 at 04:56PM EDT
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Doctor "KreagerStein" Kori wrote:

Don’t tell me the sword is not more awsome on the helmet then the feather.

We attach the feather to the hilt of one of the swords and then attach the sword with the feather on its hilt onto the helmet. The feather would give the sword a +42 practicality bonus.

Seeing as we suddenly have multiple swords, I’d say attach the feather to the sword, and that one to the helmet.
This gives:
+42 practicality to the sword
+20 awesome to the helmet, sword, helmet combo
+35 practicality to the helmet, which is now a protective and offensive apparatus.

Last edited Apr 06, 2014 at 05:02PM EDT
Apr 06, 2014 at 04:59PM EDT
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We need a girth buff

Just stick it right on the helmet, dreck as feck

Apr 06, 2014 at 05:18PM EDT
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Zorgenflarg wrote:

We attach the feather to the hilt of one of the swords and then attach the sword with the feather on its hilt onto the helmet. The feather would give the sword a +42 practicality bonus.

Seeing as we suddenly have multiple swords, I’d say attach the feather to the sword, and that one to the helmet.
This gives:
+42 practicality to the sword
+20 awesome to the helmet, sword, helmet combo
+35 practicality to the helmet, which is now a protective and offensive apparatus.

okay we now have two swords.

now what?

Apr 06, 2014 at 07:40PM EDT
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find rick ross, who is swimming in swamp

Apr 06, 2014 at 09:00PM EDT
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Invade the heretics who do not praise the sun and claim their humanity for yourself.
OR
SLAY ALL THE DEMONS

Last edited Apr 06, 2014 at 09:54PM EDT
Apr 06, 2014 at 09:51PM EDT
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