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Vending Machine Thread

Last posted Jun 13, 2014 at 10:16AM EDT. Added Apr 19, 2014 at 11:32AM EDT
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Basically, how this game works, if you haven’t played this before, is that one user inserts an item, and the next user makes the vending machine spit out an item itself. For example:


User 1: I Insert literally a bucket of semen.

User 2: You receive a cum-stained fursuit. I put in a Steamroller.


I put in a human skull with a bunch of bottle caps inside it.

The vending machine explodes as you overload its circuits with the randomness that board generates. You lose, you get NOTHING! Good day, sir!

…I replace the vending machine and insert the currency that is useless to me I received from the last insertion


A pizza vending machine! They made a pizza vending machine? THEY HAD THE BALLS TO MAKE ONE OF THE GREEATEST ITALIAN FOODS CRAFTED BY A FUCKING VENDING MACHINE??
NOO!! NOO!! THAT DOES NOT COMPUTE!! THAT DOES NOT COMPUTE!!

Skeletor-sm

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