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Vending Machine Thread

Last posted Jun 13, 2014 at 10:16AM EDT. Added Apr 19, 2014 at 11:32AM EDT
237 posts from 57 users

Basically, how this game works, if you haven’t played this before, is that one user inserts an item, and the next user makes the vending machine spit out an item itself. For example:


User 1: I Insert literally a bucket of semen.

User 2: You receive a cum-stained fursuit. I put in a Steamroller.


I put in a human skull with a bunch of bottle caps inside it.

Apr 19, 2014 at 11:32AM EDT
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You receive a skeleton that is about to pop a cap in yo ass!

I insert Cheeto.

Apr 19, 2014 at 11:42AM EDT

You get a robotic onion.

I insert an enigma, wrapped inside a mystery wrapped inside a riddle.

Apr 19, 2014 at 12:59PM EDT
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You get a pi symbol in a paper.
Insert an apple.

Last edited Apr 19, 2014 at 03:55PM EDT
Apr 19, 2014 at 03:54PM EDT
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You get A brand new, mint condition copy of JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure vol. 4, still in shrinkwrap.

I insert the Shipping Thread.

Apr 19, 2014 at 05:03PM EDT
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You get fan fiction.

I insert Reiner Braun.

Apr 19, 2014 at 05:06PM EDT

You get a Fruit Unicycle

I insert one energon credit.

Last edited Apr 19, 2014 at 06:23PM EDT
Apr 19, 2014 at 06:23PM EDT
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You get Monster: Energy Drink, and a bunch of money.

I insert water and a Charmander.

Apr 19, 2014 at 10:28PM EDT

You get a normal salamander

I put in a broken boomerang.

Apr 19, 2014 at 10:32PM EDT
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You get sore. In the butt.
I put in a picture of a Mandelbrot fractal.

Apr 20, 2014 at 01:59AM EDT

You get an American dollar.

I insert /b/

Apr 20, 2014 at 07:22AM EDT

The vending machine explodes as you overload its circuits with the randomness that board generates. You lose, you get NOTHING! Good day, sir!

…I replace the vending machine and insert the currency that is useless to me I received from the last insertion

Apr 20, 2014 at 07:29AM EDT
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You get ZA WARUDO’d. But you get to keep the steamroller afterwards.

I insert 2000 knives

Last edited Apr 20, 2014 at 07:38AM EDT
Apr 20, 2014 at 07:38AM EDT
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You get a time controlling maid who launches said 2000 knives at you.

I insert a vampire.

Apr 20, 2014 at 07:46AM EDT
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You get nothing, but Thor flying from behind and hit you in the butt.
I insert a pair of high hells heels

Last edited Apr 20, 2014 at 08:09AM EDT
Apr 20, 2014 at 08:09AM EDT
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A pizza vending machine! They made a pizza vending machine? THEY HAD THE BALLS TO MAKE ONE OF THE GREEATEST ITALIAN FOODS CRAFTED BY A FUCKING VENDING MACHINE??
NOO!! NOO!! THAT DOES NOT COMPUTE!! THAT DOES NOT COMPUTE!!

Apr 20, 2014 at 08:42AM EDT
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You missed the point of the thread, hypercat. You get a pizza from the vending machine.

I insert an image of the Kong of Dong.

Apr 20, 2014 at 09:31AM EDT
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