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Last posted May 20, 2014 at 12:33PM EDT. Added Apr 22, 2014 at 02:56PM EDT
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…But everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.

Apr 22, 2014 at 03:19PM EDT

But then The Evil Goat-tan Queen stood there, Preparing her army of Battletoads.

Apr 22, 2014 at 03:37PM EDT

Which in response, summons Super Robo Jesus’ army into the battlefield as a counter to Goat-tan’s forces.

Last edited Apr 22, 2014 at 04:57PM EDT
Apr 22, 2014 at 04:57PM EDT

Thankfully, a ragtag group of anons have been charging the LOIC.

Apr 22, 2014 at 06:40PM EDT

That specific T-Rex’s name was Rick Ross.

Apr 22, 2014 at 07:15PM EDT

He was mad because Half Life 3 won’t be confirmed, and Gabe Newell happens to live in said rampaged town.

Apr 22, 2014 at 07:20PM EDT

But… The Decepticons wanted SC for themselves, and an army of them came to take it from the autobots, led by none other than Megatron himself accompanied by his “loyal” lackey Starscream.

Apr 22, 2014 at 07:40PM EDT

As Megatron saw the KYM Pilgrims, he Commanded a action that will scar the Pilgrims forever.

Apr 22, 2014 at 08:10PM EDT

…nuclear scrotum into the sun.

Last edited Apr 22, 2014 at 08:30PM EDT
Apr 22, 2014 at 08:30PM EDT

After that, all the pilgrims cried so hard, a river was formed.

Apr 22, 2014 at 08:35PM EDT

And near that River was a Pirate, A pirate wishing to be kings of the comments or something

Apr 22, 2014 at 08:57PM EDT

He sailed through the river exiting at the Grand Line for his Quest to become the King of Comments. His name was… thegreato.

Apr 22, 2014 at 09:32PM EDT

On his way there he met a group of people to help him on his journey.

Apr 22, 2014 at 09:37PM EDT

His closest friends, Ben Roethlisberger and Jake from State Farm, bearer of the mighty katana, and bearer of Huge Deals, helped “make a few shortcuts” to the way of comment king.

Apr 22, 2014 at 09:51PM EDT

Which proved the pen was indeed mightier than the sword, GEICO, “15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance.”

Apr 22, 2014 at 10:52PM EDT

After learning this fact, thegreato and the blue horse simultaneously exploded ovaries.

Apr 22, 2014 at 11:35PM EDT

But they can’t use the sword, as its blade has become dull with the passage of time. In order to restore it they must…

Apr 23, 2014 at 08:54AM EDT

The fire nation leader guy remembered a day just like this from his childhood…(flashback time)

Apr 24, 2014 at 09:09PM EDT

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