Alright, so the rules are, you must post after another person to keep the story going. One or two sentences. Try not to end it. So from there lets see where we end up whether we get a genuinely creepy creepy pasta or an awful cliched crappypasta. So what better way to start than with a cliched opening!
“It’s been a while since that day. I tried hard to forget about it, but it comes back to haunt me every now and then…”
“About 90 minutes ago hyper-realistic blood leaked from my Sonic game I bought from a man living in a trash can…”
covered in hyper-realistic trash
“When i was a little boy, my parents never came back home because…”
“Your parents never existed. You are trapped inside Sonic 2006. You are forced to repeat shitty gameplay for the rest of the days.”
And then my ass exploded into millions of parts of goop.
And then Slime’ explosive ass created a new galaxy. A galaxy where humans didn’t become the superior specie. Instead, a new specie of giant living asses.
took a shit on every other galaxy
After taking a shit on every other galaxy, the Ass Empire finally conquered the universe.
But then the Penis race came (literally came) all over the Ass empire.
then fucked it
But then I realized it was actually the spirit of my long-dead girlfriend who committed suicide because she was super perfect and was trying to defeat the Sanic Ghost to relieve me of my guilt, then something happened
It turns out Sanic was Cale’ dead girlfriend. She was fighting her own memories.
And then things got weird.
Like really weird…..
then threeway commenced
And He became a Fuckface
A fuckface that fucked him by his face.
…WITH IT’S FACE!!!1!!1!