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Riff Raff Rules (Suck My Fat Pussy)

Last posted Feb 17, 2020 at 12:21PM EST. Added Jul 17, 2014 at 10:16AM EDT
107 posts from 67 users

Welcome to Riff Raff! The forum where we scale down the rules and scale up the fun! But, like free jazz, even if it seems choatic, there are still some rules in place. Here's how it plays out.

1. Duplicate topics are fine. If someone makes a thread and you think that you can do it better or if you want to parody the other thread feel free.

2. Relevancy is not necessary. Purple monkey cheese XD. If you think a thread is bad or you just really, REALLY, need to get post an offtopic picture just to get it off your chest, there is nothing against that.

3. No porn or gore. Sorry, but there are other places you can go for that sort of thing. CNN does link to this site sometimes, you know.

4. No flooding or spamming. It's not funny, and clogs up the board so we can't read all the delightful shit posts. Leave it at the door.

5. Do not attempt to evade a ban. Kinda a site-wide thing, so if you are evading a ban just to post in Riff Raff, keep it on the DL.

6. Be Friendpfffhaha sorry, let me try again. Ahem, Be Frhahaha. No, that rule is not enforced here. Don’t go cyberbullying or publicly harassing, but if you have beef this is the place to vent. Keep in mind, getting flamed in a thread because you’re acting like an idiot is not harassment. If you feel like you’re being harassed you can try contacting a mod, but they might laugh at you too. This does not allow circlejerks about how X user is bad, however. There is a distinct difference between being an idiot and acting like one.

7. You might get suspended. Mods are free to give small 1 hour suspensions, for flights of fancy. Usually if you are a bad poster or just unlucky, you might get a 3 hour or less time-out. Don't worry, these won't count up to a suspension total and will not result in bans.

8. What happens in Riff Raff stays in Riff Raff. Riff Raff promotes shitposts and making fun of each other, but that doesn’t mean you can spill it out into the rest of the site. Keep the other boards on topic and don’t chase users around the site mocking them. The regular rules apply out there and you’ll get in deep doo-doo.

So yeah, that's how it plays out. This is an experiment we are all taking part in so let's make this the best shitpost board possible. So go and post, make a thread, drench yourself in words unspoken, live your life with arms wide open!

Today is where your book begins… the rest is still unwritten.

Last edited Dec 04, 2016 at 02:20PM EST

the hell happened, where am i, why do thing look different, why did it change, is this how conservative people feel, why am i unhappy with those changes, why does the new forums structure make more sense, why does it feel wrong?
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ok i've calmed down

This should be the opposite of the Secret Mod Board™. As opposed to no regular users allowed, it should be no mods allowed, or they lose their powers in this board. No locked threads, no consequences, just hate, gallons and gallons of pure unfiltered hate.

Have a nice day! :3c

Cool a new idea for KYM. I like it

The new forum things kind of reminds me of AOL from when I was a kid tho

Last edited Jul 17, 2014 at 09:18PM EDT

Could someone explain these "time-out" things in more detail? What exactly are "flights of fancy"? This wasn't very clear to me. What's the point of these? How far do you have to push to get these suspensions?

. You might get suspended. Mods are free to give small 3 hour or less suspensions, for flights of fancy. Usually if you are a bad poster or just unlucky, you might get a 3 hour or less time-out. Don’t worry, these won’t count up to a suspension total and will not result in bans.

"*You have been temporarily suspended from Know Your Meme*

This suspension will expire on: 07/18/14 11:58:00 AM EST

Reason: shipping in riff raff"

Blubber, you butt!

Last edited Jul 18, 2014 at 02:15PM EDT

The Riff Raff rules are basically like the Bible. They're there but people choose which ones they want to follow. Well, that's not really an accurate comparison since at least some of the Bible's rules are followed.

RandomMan wrote:

Applause to CrashGordon for providing us a new title.


Well, thank him in my name.

the moment when he notices this

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Last edited Jun 10, 2015 at 02:32PM EDT

BECAUSE APPARENTLY PEOPLE DONT REMEMBER THIS OFFICIAL REMINDER THAT SPAM AND FLOOD ON RIFF-RAFF STILL ISN'T OK

YOU'LL GET SIGNIFICANTLY MORE THAN THREE HOURS FOR IT

OK CARRY ON WITH YOUR SHITPOSTS

Twilitlord wrote:

BECAUSE APPARENTLY PEOPLE DONT REMEMBER THIS OFFICIAL REMINDER THAT SPAM AND FLOOD ON RIFF-RAFF STILL ISN'T OK

YOU'LL GET SIGNIFICANTLY MORE THAN THREE HOURS FOR IT

OK CARRY ON WITH YOUR SHITPOSTS

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