Hey there, KYM. I'm going camping.
But, I don't even know what to pack. Help me out, KYM. Show me what I will need to stave off the dangerous wilderness. Wish me luck.
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I'm going camping!
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Dragon dildos.
Never go too far with out your Flesh-Light and Dakimakura, Bob.
They will be your sword and shield in the wilderness.
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Bring some paint supplies.
Flashlights with fresh batteries, water bottles, dried food, a knife for both defense and for chopping things, detailed information about the native flora and fauna of the place your going, first aid kit, and something to get rid of any bacteria and parasites from natural waters encase you have to drink from them, lighter for fire, sleeping bag, bug spray, and something to keep you entertain in the wilds.
Last edited Jul 24, 2014 at 05:45PM EDT
Your bare hands.
Protip: Punch trees, obtain wood.
If you're serious and want to get a good knife I know a youtube channel that does reviews.
I saw a movie about camping once. There were these two guys in it, and all they had were some cowboy hats, some horses, and a tent. They seemed to really enjoy themselves.
What I'm saying is that you should probably take Jake Gyllenhaal.
Algernon wrote:
I saw a movie about camping once. There were these two guys in it, and all they had were some cowboy hats, some horses, and a tent. They seemed to really enjoy themselves.
What I'm saying is that you should probably take Jake Gyllenhaal.
In that case he needs some lubricant too, and maybe a towel.
Just ask this guy!
(I'm partially joking, but I'm also part serious. Snake knows how to freakin' survive in the wild. Well, aside from all the guns and stuff. Pouches, water, nonperishable foods, and a hunting knife are all the way to go)
Last edited Jul 24, 2014 at 06:02PM EDT
Bring a sniper rifle
pack your mlg survival kit, call of duty ghosts, and xbox one
Make sure you know how to make an anti-sea bear circle.
(11:52:05 AM) HolyCrapItsBob: Riff Raff isn't as good as I was hoping it would be
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(11:52:27 AM) HolyCrapItsBob: Like
(11:52:31 AM) HolyCrapItsBob: it would be a shithole
(11:52:36 AM) HolyCrapItsBob: where everyone went crazy
way to "go crazy" bob
Captain Blubber wrote:
(11:52:05 AM) HolyCrapItsBob: Riff Raff isn't as good as I was hoping it would be
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(11:52:27 AM) HolyCrapItsBob: Like
(11:52:31 AM) HolyCrapItsBob: it would be a shithole
(11:52:36 AM) HolyCrapItsBob: where everyone went crazyway to "go crazy" bob
Yeah I think he is taking it too far, I can't believe he is actually going outside, like holy shit, he could get mauled by an indian elephant.
Bionic Kraken wrote:
Make sure you know how to make an anti-sea bear circle.
And don't forget to wear anti sea rhinoceros underpants.