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Well do you, bro?

…I try.

No.

Doth thou even hoist?

Nope, because I have no arms. I'm typing this post with my toes.

I masturbate pretty often. Does that count?

Eh. Not regularly, but I cam if asked to, and I do push-ups. Lifting myself counts right?

Not unless I want a hernia.

Maybe

I lift everyday.

Yes I lift

I do. In fact it's the only thing I'm really built to do.

No, but I tip.

Who needs to lift, when have these

You Are Reading This said:

Not unless I want a hernia.

Pfft. Hernia's are anabolic. Don't you know that?

MF DOOM said:

Yes I lift

Oh really? How much do you bench? If it isn't four times your body weight, you don't even lift.

Someone skipped leg day. Damn curlbro.

You know who also skipped leg day?


Of course, I would never say that to his face. His legs are still probably about as thick as my torso.