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Last posted Aug 21, 2014 at 08:55PM EDT. Added Aug 20, 2014 at 08:24PM EDT
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The main character is in line at a grocery store checking out his assortment of food. Over the shoulder shot as the Clerk asks “Paper or plastic?”
Camera pans to main character’s face. (In a cold voice) “Neither.” Camera now pans as the main character walks away from the counter and it explodes for no reason.

Last edited Aug 20, 2014 at 09:48PM EDT

The protagonist walks into a restaurant. He is greeted by the waiter.
“Welcome to the Iced Dove! Can I take your order?”
Our protagonist’s response: No.
Then he walks away and the restaurant explodes.

Last edited Aug 21, 2014 at 07:59PM EDT

NintenDylan wrote:

The main character is in line at a grocery store checking out his assortment of food. Over the shoulder shot as the Clerk asks “Paper or plastic?”
Camera pans to main character’s face. (In a cold voice) “Neither.” Camera now pans as the main character walks away from the counter and it explodes for no reason.

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