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Last posted Aug 22, 2014 at 05:05PM EDT. Added Aug 21, 2014 at 10:01PM EDT
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IN A FEW MINUTES, THERE WILL BE A GODDAMN NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN. CALL THAT SHIT AND BUY SIX JUGS OF THIS FUCKING KABOOM AND WE’LL THROW IN A SAMURAI SHARK AND SOME GODDAMN ZORBEEZ. WHAT ARE ZORBEEZ? YOU BEST BE JOKING, FAGGOT. THOSE FUCKING TOWELS CAN SOAK UP LIKE A GALLON APIECE. YOU’LL PROBABLY NEED THEM AFTER YOU SHARPEN YOUR FUCKING SCISSORS WITH THE SAMURAI SHARK. BECAUSE YOU’LL SIMULTANEOUSLY SHIT, PISS, AND EJACULATE IN YOUR PANTS. HOW DO YOU PISS AND EJACULATE AT THE SAME TIME? FUCK YOU, THAT’S HOW. CALL ME NOW AND I’LL STOP YELLING. NEVERMIND, I CAN’T STOP SO FUCK YOU. I’M GONNA GO JACK OFF WITH SOME ORANGE-GLO SO PEACE OUT FAGGOTS.

SO CALL 1-800-781-7529 NOW AND TELL THEM BILLY MAYS SENT YOU

THAT NUMBER AGAIN IS 1-800-781-7529
THATS ONE EIGHT ZERO ZERO SEVEN EIGHT ONE SEVEN FIVE TWO NINE

CALL NAO!

Aug 21, 2014 at 10:01PM EDT
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Minty, the Waster wrote:

This thread is fucking gold.
This needs to go to Memeory Lane.

1) There were only 4 posts in the thread before you said that.
2) Posting “this needs to go in memory lane” in the thread is one of the cringiest things you can do.

Aug 22, 2014 at 03:13PM EDT
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Tchefuncte Bonaparte wrote:

1) There were only 4 posts in the thread before you said that.
2) Posting “this needs to go in memory lane” in the thread is one of the cringiest things you can do.

this thread should be in memeory lane

Aug 22, 2014 at 04:26PM EDT
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Tchefuncte Bonaparte wrote:

1) There were only 4 posts in the thread before you said that.
2) Posting “this needs to go in memory lane” in the thread is one of the cringiest things you can do.

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WHEN I’M TALKING

Last edited Aug 22, 2014 at 05:05PM EDT
Aug 22, 2014 at 05:05PM EDT
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