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KYM Brothel

Last posted Aug 24, 2014 at 03:47PM EDT. Added Aug 23, 2014 at 02:25PM EDT
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So the way this works is you guys sign up to be hookers and I hire! I’m only accepting the best of the best. Skills and looks are both requirements. Do you have what it takes?

Also, once there are a few workers, we can get this business started! Just ask for any of the whores and we’ll talk prices then. For those of you wanting to hire me, sorry! I’m just the pimp. I know you really want some o’ this, but sorry!

So, any takers?

Aug 23, 2014 at 02:25PM EDT
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Still Erin wrote:

It’s no prostitution if you do it for free.

Aug 23, 2014 at 02:43PM EDT
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Still Erin wrote:

I love that you responded to a thread about prostitution with a gif of an 11 year old girl volunteering.

Aug 23, 2014 at 02:47PM EDT
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@RandomMan

Who said it was for free?


@Arch

Sure, but I’m not paying you!

Aug 23, 2014 at 03:13PM EDT
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Tchefuncte Bonaparte wrote:

I love that you responded to a thread about prostitution with a gif of an 11 year old girl volunteering.

>Implying I’m not an 11 year old girl volunteering.

@RandomMan
Hey, I can use the money to buy more dragon dildos.

Last edited Aug 23, 2014 at 03:19PM EDT
Aug 23, 2014 at 03:19PM EDT
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This could either be one of those things that really scare me, or it could be like a cookout or something!
Either way, I’m all in.

Aug 23, 2014 at 03:20PM EDT
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Sam wrote:

@RandomMan

Who said it was for free?


@Arch

Sure, but I’m not paying you!

I’m okay with that but my methods usually include burning the troublemakers into a pile of ash.

Aug 23, 2014 at 04:33PM EDT
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Sergeant Arch Dornan wrote:

I’m okay with that but my methods usually include burning the troublemakers into a pile of ash.

Completely fine. As long as the hookers are safe.

Aug 23, 2014 at 06:48PM EDT
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Disturbed B wrote:

Wait a minute. Aren’t the mods the KYM prostitutes?

In a way they are, but they work for themselves and aren’t part of a brothel and don’t charge. So they’re basically all sluts. The difference is I’m trying to make money here.

Aug 23, 2014 at 07:23PM EDT
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sexual role playing is one of the most embarrassing things the internet has to offer.

Aug 23, 2014 at 07:37PM EDT
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Captain Blubber wrote:

sexual role playing is one of the most embarrassing things the internet has to offer.

How it works

Aug 23, 2014 at 07:42PM EDT
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Captain Blubber wrote:

sexual role playing is one of the most embarrassing things the internet has to offer.

But don’t you wanna get le kissed on ur nek and den have lotsa secks.

Aug 23, 2014 at 07:44PM EDT
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Sam wrote:

In a way they are, but they work for themselves and aren’t part of a brothel and don’t charge. So they’re basically all sluts. The difference is I’m trying to make money here.

Well, I don’t think you’re gonna get much business if your competition works for free.

Aug 23, 2014 at 07:46PM EDT
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Oh we’re doin’ this again alright I got my thing saved up right here in this briefcase. takes out Rule 63 Ray Gun and fires at self

Aug 23, 2014 at 08:00PM EDT
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Jimmy Lethal wrote:

Oh we’re doin’ this again alright I got my thing saved up right here in this briefcase. takes out Rule 63 Ray Gun and fires at self

make it a real gun next time.

Aug 23, 2014 at 08:07PM EDT
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