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So the way this works is you guys sign up to be hookers and I hire! I'm only accepting the best of the best. Skills and looks are both requirements. Do you have what it takes?

Also, once there are a few workers, we can get this business started! Just ask for any of the whores and we'll talk prices then. For those of you wanting to hire me, sorry! I'm just the pimp. I know you really want some o' this, but sorry!

So, any takers?

It's no prostitution if you do it for free.

I love that you responded to a thread about prostitution with a gif of an 11 year old girl volunteering.

Can I be a bouncer?

@RandomMan

Who said it was for free?

@Arch

Sure, but I'm not paying you!

>Implying I'm not an 11 year old girl volunteering.

@RandomMan
Hey, I can use the money to buy more dragon dildos.

This could either be one of those things that really scare me, or it could be like a cookout or something!
Either way, I'm all in.

Let's get it on.

I'm okay with that but my methods usually include burning the troublemakers into a pile of ash.

Completely fine. As long as the hookers are safe.

Wait a minute. Aren't the mods the KYM prostitutes?

In a way they are, but they work for themselves and aren't part of a brothel and don't charge. So they're basically all sluts. The difference is I'm trying to make money here.

sexual role playing is one of the most embarrassing things the internet has to offer.

How it works

But don't you wanna get le kissed on ur nek and den have lotsa secks.

Well, I don't think you're gonna get much business if your competition works for free.

Oh we're doin' this again alright I got my thing saved up right here in this briefcase. takes out Rule 63 Ray Gun and fires at self

make it a real gun next time.

Can I be a pimp?