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Last posted Aug 25, 2014 at 10:36AM EDT. Added Aug 24, 2014 at 10:39PM EDT
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…Papers, Please.

Aug 24, 2014 at 10:39PM EDT

Spooky Sam wrote:

starts checking your documents
It says here you’re male?

Aug 24, 2014 at 10:48PM EDT

General Grievous wrote:

starts checking your documents
It says here you’re male?

Possibly. Do you happen to be Professor Oak?

Aug 24, 2014 at 10:49PM EDT
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Spooky Sam wrote:

Possibly. Do you happen to be Professor Oak?

No, I am just an inspector. Now, I have to check your gender and there’s two ways we can do this.
Number 1 will be the usual x-ray scanner but you have to sign for documents in case of accidents.
Number 2 is a bit more… complicated, I have to escort you to a private room and check your gender personally.

Aug 24, 2014 at 10:54PM EDT

General Grievous wrote:

No, I am just an inspector. Now, I have to check your gender and there’s two ways we can do this.
Number 1 will be the usual x-ray scanner but you have to sign for documents in case of accidents.
Number 2 is a bit more… complicated, I have to escort you to a private room and check your gender personally.

Well, for sex, yeah I’m male. As for gender… That’s a whole ‘nother shithole I don’t want to get into. Can I please get in already? I just want to buy myself an Arstotzka hooker.

Aug 24, 2014 at 11:05PM EDT
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Aug 24, 2014 at 11:07PM EDT

@Sam
No, you get detained like all the rest
presses detain button
NEXT!

@Some Random Guy Wearing Power Armor
Sorry, but holotapes are not allowed in glorious Arstotzka! Only floppy disks and CDs.
NEXT!

@Lord Starscream
We also accept digital passports, entry permit, and medical records. Just make sure it’s in PDF format and on a legitimate storage devices(CD and Floppy Disks are allowed).

Last edited Aug 24, 2014 at 11:30PM EDT
Aug 24, 2014 at 11:29PM EDT

Ok, here we go.
GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!
IS GREATEST COUNTRY!
NO PAPERS NEEDED!

Aug 24, 2014 at 11:31PM EDT
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Mr.Stalker wrote:

Ok, here we go.
GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!
IS GREATEST COUNTRY!
NO PAPERS NEEDED!

inspects digital passport and other stuff
It looks goo… Wait a sec! It says in your medical records you’re 68kg but the scale says you’re 74kg! Why is that?

Aug 24, 2014 at 11:34PM EDT

Drops note and leaves

ARSTOTZKA IS GREAT COUNTRY POISONED BY CORRUPT LEADERS

WAR HAS MADE GOV’T GREEDY AND PARANOIDYOU HAVE SEEN FOR YOURSELF

HELP US FREE ARSTOTZKA FROM ITS SHACKLES

+ THE ORDER OF THE EZIC STAR

Aug 24, 2014 at 11:56PM EDT
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General Grievous wrote:

inspects digital passport and other stuff
It looks goo… Wait a sec! It says in your medical records you’re 68kg but the scale says you’re 74kg! Why is that?

I had a big lunch, it shouldn’t be much of a problem

Aug 25, 2014 at 12:27AM EDT
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Lord Starscream's Spooky Ghost wrote:

>2003 + 11
>Implying anyone would be using paper

Well…

Last edited Aug 25, 2014 at 12:48AM EDT
Aug 25, 2014 at 12:44AM EDT
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Mr.Stalker wrote:

I had a big lunch, it shouldn’t be much of a problem

It looks like I have to scan you
10 minutes later
There is some metal in your stomach, why?

Aug 25, 2014 at 01:39AM EDT

General Grievous wrote:

It looks like I have to scan you
10 minutes later
There is some metal in your stomach, why?

Umm… you gotta get your Iron and proteins, am i right?

Aug 25, 2014 at 02:30AM EDT
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@Mr.Stalker
Alright, I guess that’s a legit reason.
Approves CD

@BSoD
Cobrastan is not real country
DENIED
NEXT!

Aug 25, 2014 at 04:36AM EDT


Good morning, inspector
You are healthy today yes?
Shows badge

I have just few questions for you.
We think suspicious group attempts to stir trouble.
We think some members enter this checkpoint.
So we come talk to you.
Have you seen anything like this?
Shows piece of paper

Is some kind of symbol for group.
If you have any information, you give to us yes?
Yes?

Aug 25, 2014 at 08:09AM EDT
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Laika wrote:


Good morning, inspector
You are healthy today yes?
Shows badge

I have just few questions for you.
We think suspicious group attempts to stir trouble.
We think some members enter this checkpoint.
So we come talk to you.
Have you seen anything like this?
Shows piece of paper

Is some kind of symbol for group.
If you have any information, you give to us yes?
Yes?

I saw that symbol….
gives note
He was a hooded guy with a mask that covered his face.

Aug 25, 2014 at 08:13AM EDT

What is this?
Interesting.
Yes, very interesting.
Ominously leaves booth

Aug 25, 2014 at 08:31AM EDT
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