Dear Riff-Raff, I'm here today to discuss the large amount of Dicks in this forum.
As a Dick, I feel that we need to stop this insulting use of such a good name.
So, we need to rise against the masses of these prick-waving Dick fighters by spreading the peaceful message of Dick love.
So we need to stand together! Join the Dads Against Dick Discrimination today!
Alternatively, join the Cool Or Crazy Kids Sitting Under Cruel, Kremlin, Evil Ruler Squad, if you're not a Dick dad.
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