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Copper is my favorite metal.

i wish i was born in the 70's so i could work in minefields, i guess i was born in le wrong generation

I must move this to a FUN section.

>metal
>not rock
shit taste right here

my favorite rock is granite

gotta love that Old School tho

Look at this fine quality British Steel.

Aluminum master race

I got metal in my blood..
It's iron.

I'm a heavy metal fan.

Metallic hydrogen master race.

Please alloy me to apologize for taking this for granite when this should be a gold star for featured.

Mercury is clearly superior. It's metal and liquid at the same time at Earth's atmospheric pressure and temperature, which makes it both useful and a ton of fun to play with.

sure, if you want to ger poisoned lmao.

fucking mercury is the most entry-level pleb shit.

Actually, mercury is one electron away from gold, so, if we wanted to transmutate gold, the best metal to do that would be mercury. So its not that pleb.

Also, rodium ftw.

Diamond is the best metal because diamond is the hardest metal

Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused over 9000 wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with over 9000 buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles per iron, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not the hardest metal known to man.

i have to be honest
i am a sucker for silver

it is shiny,
kills werewolfs
and better than any of the dirty gold weapon peasents