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petition to ban captain blubber

Last posted Oct 25, 2014 at 12:03PM EDT. Added Oct 23, 2014 at 09:11PM EDT
28 posts from 19 users

Sergeant Arch Dornan wrote:

I would sign this but Blubber would find out and suspend me again.

as a meme moderator i shall deadpool you

Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:

I will not sign.

Blubber isn't getting off that easily. I insist he remains here in this hell and resume his eternal punishment of being a KYM mod.

bsod stands for bad scary old dirty lolol

>2017
>Be in 3rd grade
>Swinging on the swing
>Beautiful, independent trans gyrl comes up to me
>"Get off the swing anon"
>Say no, I'm not done yet
>SUDDENLY RAPE ALARM GOES OFF
>My cisprivilege spills everywhere, gyrl screams
>Anti-misogyny collar administers a 200W corrective electric shock
>Disgusting, filthy male sex organs hurt from getting fused to the swing by the shock
>Oh god what have I done
>Teacher runs over, asks what happened
>Ashamed, I explain how I sexually assaulted her and used my male privilege to take her swing
>Forced to repeat 4th grade for failing to respect womyn
Should have checked my privilege…

>MFW It was Blubber I raped

James Blunt wrote:

the comments in the petition literally cant stench more to /riff-raff/ circklejerk.

Saged, reported, hidden, called the cops, called the Fire Department, called pizza hut, called the USN, called the Royal Navy, called the Red Army, called the FBI. called the CIA, called Interpol, called the KGB, called the USMC, called the USAF, called the Royal Air force, called MI 6, called Scotland Yard, called the US National Guard of every state, called NYPD, called Obama, called the Queen, called Putin, called David Cameron, called every Governor of every US State, used my time phone to call Winston Church hill, As well as Hitler, Stalin, Theodore Roosevelt, George Washington, Montezuma, ever Caesar, and Gilgamesh, called US Army, called British Army in every era, called every phone sexline, called papa john's, called the US Coast Guard, called my State Senators, called my Senators, called every republican in the US, called Dr. Who, called the Pope, called my local Gang lords, called the State Patrol of ever state west of the Mississippi, called all of my local news channels, called Star Fleet, called The Sun, called The national enquirer, called CNN, called Scot Pelly, called Steven Colbert, called half of the Mexican Drug Cartels, called Nintendo, called the Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force, called the head of the Illuminati, called ever free mason, called bilderberg, called my neighbors, called the mayor of ever city in France, called my mom, called the Emperor of Man, and called Don to let you know you've been meme'd on.

Skeletor-sm

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