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ITT: We post too much information. Beyond what any mere mortal should know.

I recently took a dump that was the exact same texture, color and consistency of chocolate fudge cake

Tom Landry's corpse is in the attic of my house.

I have done nothing but clop for three days.

Mark is most likely not joking.

I masturbated the wrong way for years and as a result my dick always points to the right at a 45 degree angle.

I have enough pubes for an afro.

i regulary masturbate to Jame's profile picture.

We should start a club.

explain

I humped the bed every night until it broke.

EDIT Broke the bed I mean. Hump. Hump. Hump. Hump. BREAK!

What kind of fucking masturbation is that.

@B

I humped the bed every night until it broke.

I am legitimately curious. Was there like a perfectly sized hole in the mattress or something? How did you manage that?

On topic: I fingered my anus in the shower today.

On topic: I fingered my anus in the shower today.

I look at many hot pictures on the internet but i never fap leaving my boners long and painful.

After a bristling session of cybersex, I very literally came all over myself. The ejaculation reached 3 feet, over my head and stained my pillow which I must now chuck in the washing machine. The rest I rubbed into my skin

Oh nothing like that. I just had my dick off to the side and rubbed against it. That's why I have a fucked up dick. Hey, I was just a kid. I didn't even know what masturbation was. Nobody told me.

I finger my anus too.

I've shoved a toothbrush up my ass in the shower.

Taking two dragon dildos at the same time is great.

The downvote carpet bombing is real.

Over the years here I've come to know quite some weird and gross stuff about users here, but you giving yourself a facial and then rubbing it in like lotion takes the icing on the cake.

>icing

>comes back after two days.
>sees butthurt in the downvotes

Ayy lmao! If you cant handle TMI, then get out. This thread is not for weaklings

@RM

Oh baby, you don't know the half of it.

Now quit pretending you have any sense of high-ground in terms of modesty and post the TMI I know you have, you filthy little bunny ;)

Staying on topic: I once got so drunk I vomited all over my bedroom floor and then used the vacuum to clean it

It's different from all of us. I rubbed it against my left thigh until something happened.