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-Furries
-Bronies
-weebs
-Homestucks
-Tumblurinas
-Gamergaters
-sjw
-/b/tards
-robofuckers
-mods
-robo-furries (FN@F fans)

ban all brones
ban all furries
ban all mods
ban all memes
ban all europeans
ban all weebs
ban all sjw
ban all whitepriv
ban all robofuckers

They're all equally horrible.

God Tier: Deltamelon
Shit Tier: Everyone else

Deltamelons ego is fatter than his mom now.

1. Shitposters, the glorious master race
2. Mods, a respectable foil
3. Weeaboos, only because many chinktoons are bretty gud
4. Gamergaters, autismus maximus but at least they support free speech
5. Robofuckers, weird but >implying you wouldn't
6. Homestucks, that's still a thing?
7. Tumblrinas/SJWs, they may be commies and feminists but at least they're fun to troll
8. Furries, yiff in hell
9. Brones, autismus maximus cancerous

I would, but the number of times that I'd have to repeat "Warriorman" and "Captain Blubber" for comedic effect would just be too damn exhausting to type.

THE KYM HIERARCHY OF LIFE (According to Crimeariver)

1. Content Uploaders
2. Good Shitposter
3. Riff-Ruffians (see no. 2)
4. JFFers
5. Other Forum Users
6. Weebs (I'm in this group, surprised I didn't rank it higher)
7. Brones (This is the neutral point, everything below here just gets worse)
8. Comment-Section-Only Users
9. Furries
10. Gamergators/Anti-Gamergators (Both sides are just shouting at brick walls at this point)
11. SJWs (Like anti-gamergators except more widespread)
12. Bad Shitposters
13. Bots

1. Average user
2. The few good mods
3. Shitposters
4. Robofuckers
5. Weebs
6. Furries
7. Homofucks
8. All the other shitty mods
9. Dirt
10. Shit
11. Dirt and Shit
12. The parasites that live in the dirt and shit
13. DeltaMelon
14. Brones
15. FNaF fans
16. GamerGators

1.) Users/Mods that make good entries
2.) Users/Mods that upload images and actually tag and source images (if necessary)
3.) Some of the IRC
4.) Users/Mods that make great Comments/Posts
5.) The Forums
6.) Users that occasionally upload images
7.) Riff-Raff
8.) Users/Mods that never tag or Source their images ever
9.) KYM's comment section
10.) 99% of the Facebook comments

1. People who love Squigly but don't touch her cuz they know shes mai waifu
2. People who hate Squigly and hurt/touch her
Pretty much it.
inb4 RandomMan makes that stupid binary code joke

[open to the kym offices]

receptionist: hello i see you are all here for the interview for best kym section. mr. caldwell will be with you shortly

[don enters]

don: first, commenter what do you bring to the kym community

commenter: HURR DURR I'M A RETARD

don: and you forum poster?

forum poster: i like to have discussions and occasionally do meme research

don: and what about you irc user

[irc user adjusts his tie, fixes his cool shades, flexes his huge buff muscles and smiles]

irc user: HURR DURR I'M A FUCKING RETARD

@Twisty

-Furries
-Bronies
-weebs
-Homestucks
-Tumblurinas
-Gamergaters
-sjw
-/b/tards
-robofuckers
-mods
-robo-furries (FN@F fans)

What if I am all of the above? Where do I fit in? (With the exception of Homestuck, which you could probably substitute C&H or xkcd.)

Well, boys 'n' girls, we have an official list. Nice work, Crimeariver. As for the rest of you blokes…

What if we combined the egos of Deltamelon, Captain Blubber, Chris, RandomMan, Taryn, Kalmo (RIP) and myself? What would happen?

Glad I could contribute to what is clearly a very official documentation of the hierarchy of life here in Riff-Raff.