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>be me
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>playing Metroid Other M, thanking Sakamoto for the plot I've been given
>mfw remembering

>see Samus being a whiny bitch
>I want to be more like her
>change name to Sam
>become woman
>getting closer
>practice whining every night
>but I'll never be as good as Samus
>suddenly I'm pregnant by Nats
>oh noes
>but oh yes
>even closer now
>just one more step
>I abort the baby and whine about how it's gone
>aborted fetus is cloned by galactic federation
>tries to kill me
>I kill it first
>mfw I'm finally Samus

> tfw your waifu Natsuru gets your slutty sister pregnant instead

Fake and gay, There can only be one.

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What will you do next?

>Pure energy

And it's all thanks to the power of the spirit pussy.

Well that made me laugh. GJ Sammy