i tied a piece a string around my virginity and a door knob then slammed the door as hard as i could and it popped out
how did you lose your virginity?
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Cecaelia Girlie
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I haven't lost my virginity yet. I have it attached to my keychain so I can never misplace it.
What the fuck is a virgin?
@samekichi
You are
Ray Donovan
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>not waiting to get cool wizard powers
I was randomly selected and customs took it.
Lutien
ModeratorDeactivated
I lost it through my gf <333
Getting horny in the kitchen was a bad idea. I had a carrot up my ass while I was screwing a blender…or actually while a blender was screwing me.
I lost my virginity by accident.
One day, I was randomly carrying it as usual and it slipped from my hands.
By putting my penis in a vagina :S
I lost it responsibly with my wife using protection
:^)
DCS WORLD
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I reject every girl that comes up to me.
Laika wrote:
By putting my penis in a vagina :S
You forgot to jam in it.
Cecaelia Girlie
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No Original Names wrote:
I lost it responsibly with my wife using protection
:^)
Sexual fantasies about your Waifu does not count as sex.
Loli wrote:
You forgot to jam in it.
I never thought about putting jam in it m8
There is an easy way:
>tfw you can only lose your virginity by masturbating
I was taking my virginity out for a walk one day. But then the leash broke and he ran out into the street and got hit by a car. :(
Papa Coolface
Banned
I was abducted and probed by extraterrestrials.
Like most people, through Bureaucracy.
Particle Mare
>Implying I'm not pure unlike the rest of you heretics
DCS WORLD
Deactivated
I accidentally dropped it down the drain, and then accidentally flipped the garbage disposal switch instead of the one to turn on the lightbulb above.
And that's a day I'll never forget, I tell ya!
I was raped by a ghost in the middle of the night while I was sleeping. I know because I woke up covered in ectoplasm.
Natsuru Springfield
ModeratorSr. Forum Moderator & Karma Tycoon & Karma Philanthropist & Community Artist & Shrine Maiden
A horrible accident involving a demonic summoning and getting an incubus instead of a succubus.
He was actually pretty nice. Put on a romantic date. Was kickass at smash bros. Though I needed a colon transplant after that.
Fun fact:Everyone here is actually virgin still.
why am i still here wrote:
Fun fact:Everyone here is actually virgin still.
>not getting drunk and bringing home 4/10s just so you can make fun of virgins online
it's like you guys aren't even trying
No regrets.
:) wrote:
No regrets.
Where was you when virginty was losed
I was home playing vidya when phone rang
>virginity is losed
>no
Well, when you have time to kill alone with your boyfriend on a Friday night….things can happen…
Hackenbacker wrote:
Well, when you have time to kill alone with your boyfriend on a Friday night….things can happen…
You lost your virginity by losing a game of chess?
RandomMan wrote:
You lost your virginity by losing a game of chess?
Angry sex I suppose.
DCS WORLD wrote:
I reject every girl that comes up to me.
They want to steal your wizard powers harry!
RandomMan wrote:
You lost your virginity by losing a game of chess?
RandomMan Senpai noticed me!
..but, no it was more along the lines of we had the opportunity of being alone for a long time, girlfriend and boyfriend, no one around, no one to find out, and took it.
And STWwaldo is not to far off from his assumption…although, that stuff came a little later in the relationship. First time was mostly met with the obvious obstacles a girl like me has to go through the first time.
>obvious obstacles
Dem obstacles
Hackenbacker wrote:
RandomMan Senpai noticed me!
..but, no it was more along the lines of we had the opportunity of being alone for a long time, girlfriend and boyfriend, no one around, no one to find out, and took it.
And STWwaldo is not to far off from his assumption…although, that stuff came a little later in the relationship. First time was mostly met with the obvious obstacles a girl like me has to go through the first time.
Hackenbacker had to run an obstacle course to finally get that mad D.
When i was on my way to fuk ur bich
wat tambor
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this is kym. nobody has lost their virginity
DCS WORLD wrote:
I reject every girl that comes up to me.
*I'm rejected by every girl that comes up to me.
Fixed