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The Riff Raff Bar

Last posted Mar 04, 2015 at 02:52AM EST. Added Feb 28, 2015 at 11:57AM EST
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Grab a seat and a drink and welcome to the Riff Raff bar!
Here you can relax after a hard day and get a nice drink and catch up with you mates or watch some sports.
Just always remember to pay or you're out of here, we don't allow tramps like you!

So c'mon in and have a good time!

[takes a seat.] Can I get a cherry Pepsi?

Also, barkeep, according to Minty I'm a loli. WTF?

Last edited Feb 28, 2015 at 12:25PM EST

@Crimeariver and Dragonlord
Ey no freeloading, either get a drink or get out!
@Girlie
Gotcha covered!

Alright here you are:


Ahem So, how are you gonna legally get out of this engagement with Yiffer Girlie?

Last edited Feb 28, 2015 at 12:34PM EST

No Original Names wrote:

@Crimeariver and Dragonlord
Ey no freeloading, either get a drink or get out!
@Girlie
Gotcha covered!

Alright here you are:


Ahem So, how are you gonna legally get out of this engagement with Yiffer Girlie?

I dunno, I mean, I barely even know about getting divorced, never mind an engagement. But I need to find a way. I can't get married to a player. >_>

No Original Names wrote:

@Crimeariver and Dragonlord
Ey no freeloading, either get a drink or get out!
@Girlie
Gotcha covered!

Alright here you are:


Ahem So, how are you gonna legally get out of this engagement with Yiffer Girlie?

oh yes i forgot
i guess i'll have what she's having

@Crimeariver

oh pls is Girle a SJW?

Last edited Feb 28, 2015 at 12:39PM EST

Dragon Lord wrote:

oh yes i forgot
i guess i'll have what she's having

@Crimeariver

oh pls is Girle a SJW?

I'll have a rye and ginger.

@Dragonlord

Who knows, maybe Loli created a non-SJW alt to infiltrate the anti-SJW circle jerk and destroy it from the inside with shitposting.

@Dragonlord
Alright here you are

@Convoy
Heres the best we got for you

and for you

Anyways if Girlie was a true Loli clone she wouldn't be this good at threads, god knows Loli hates Riff Raff getting popularity, that's more work for him to do.

Last edited Feb 28, 2015 at 12:53PM EST

No Original Names wrote:

@Dragonlord
Alright here you are

@Convoy
Heres the best we got for you

and for you

Anyways if Girlie was a true Loli clone she wouldn't be this good at threads, god knows Loli hates Riff Raff getting popularity, that's more work for him to do.

thanks

hows life?

Dragon Lord wrote:

thanks

hows life?

Pretty good, trying to get my rights to marry Squigly because the damn government made a law on Zombie X Human Relationships but other than that its just working here at the bar trying to get by on life.

No Original Names wrote:

Pretty good, trying to get my rights to marry Squigly because the damn government made a law on Zombie X Human Relationships but other than that its just working here at the bar trying to get by on life.

oh still playing around with your shit waifu

i'm not surprised

My life is okay. Money has been tight lately, but I'm slowly getting back stuff that had to be sold.

My relationships with my waifus and husbandos are pretty good, except for my relationship with 60's Spider-Man. He is harassing my second (and still very much a secret) husbando. Bah….

Dragon Lord wrote:


oh what brings you here?

DIOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Just check what are you guys doing.

And I need a drink.

Last edited Feb 28, 2015 at 01:18PM EST

Tupolev Tu-22M Backfire wrote:

DIOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Just check what are you guys doing.

And I need a drink.

Here you are sir!

How is your plane collection going by the way? I heard rumor that your wife Nui was gonna throw them all in the trash so she could get a new sword collection.

Last edited Feb 28, 2015 at 01:28PM EST

Cecaelia Girlie wrote:

My life is okay. Money has been tight lately, but I'm slowly getting back stuff that had to be sold.

My relationships with my waifus and husbandos are pretty good, except for my relationship with 60's Spider-Man. He is harassing my second (and still very much a secret) husbando. Bah….

Not really sure you can still call your secret husbando a secret any more considering we figured it out when you gave us that horribly obvious hint.

Crimeariver wrote:

Not really sure you can still call your secret husbando a secret any more considering we figured it out when you gave us that horribly obvious hint.

Well some people still don't know who he is! DX

why am i still here wrote:

Can I get a drink?Anyway I am slowly turning into a girl,I don't know why but it started when someone asked about it.Anyway can someone help me?

I dunno…. You should ask Nat or Sam or Ms Fortune about that….

Or you could just use magic.

Magic is niiiiiice.

why am i still here wrote:

Can I get a drink?Anyway I am slowly turning into a girl,I don't know why but it started when someone asked about it.Anyway can someone help me?

Anyways ask for an actual drink and use proper grammar or get out ya tramp!

why am i still here wrote:

I guess a beer would do.

Alright here you are ma'am:

So how the shit-shitposting business going for ya? I remember when i did that stuff, HOO BOY was i an idiot when i was a youngster.

Stalemate wrote:


Ey man this a bar, not a shitty club. If you wanna shitpost here that's fine, but don't bring your shitty 4chan sex life into this, we're here for good drinks and good times not winey ass teenagers who have to hate on other people because they're not old enough to understand it because their parents never loved them enough to raise their sorry ass.
Now buy a drink or get out ya tramp!

ITT:

- Squigly desperately trying to hit on Girlie
- YIffer desperately trying to hit on Girlie
- Dragonlord desperately trying to hit on Girlie
- Crimeariver desperately trying to hit on Girlie

No Original Names wrote:


Ey man this a bar, not a shitty club. If you wanna shitpost here that's fine, but don't bring your shitty 4chan sex life into this, we're here for good drinks and good times not winey ass teenagers who have to hate on other people because they're not old enough to understand it because their parents never loved them enough to raise their sorry ass.
Now buy a drink or get out ya tramp!

Some bleach beer would do.

RandomMan wrote:

ITT:

- Squigly desperately trying to hit on Girlie
- YIffer desperately trying to hit on Girlie
- Dragonlord desperately trying to hit on Girlie
- Crimeariver desperately trying to hit on Girlie

Ey this aint a slut bar. I don't care if you're a mod either get a drink or get out!

RandomMan wrote:

ITT:

- Squigly desperately trying to hit on Girlie
- YIffer desperately trying to hit on Girlie
- Dragonlord desperately trying to hit on Girlie
- Crimeariver desperately trying to hit on Girlie

hows it like being a girl on kym girle?

Dragon Lord wrote:

hows it like being a girl on kym girle?

It's okay….

But guys, I have 3 husbandos, and 3 waifus. If you wanna be with me, you gotta join the brood.

Last edited Feb 28, 2015 at 02:52PM EST

Cecaelia Girlie wrote:

It's okay….

But guys, I have 3 husbandos, and 3 waifus. If you wanna be with me, you gotta join the brood.

Brood?
[searches on google]
"a family of young animals, especially of a bird, produced at one hatching or birth."
"(of an animal) kept to be used for breeding."
ohhhh

if you're that kinda girl no thanks

Dragon Lord wrote:

Brood?
[searches on google]
"a family of young animals, especially of a bird, produced at one hatching or birth."
"(of an animal) kept to be used for breeding."
ohhhh

if you're that kinda girl no thanks

Er, how about group then?

No Original Names wrote:

Here you are sir!

How is your plane collection going by the way? I heard rumor that your wife Nui was gonna throw them all in the trash so she could get a new sword collection.

That rumor was false. She would never do that.

Anyway my plane collection is big and so is Nui's sword collection.

Today I've got some Swedish planes.

RandomMan wrote:

ITT:

- Squigly desperately trying to hit on Girlie
- YIffer desperately trying to hit on Girlie
- Dragonlord desperately trying to hit on Girlie
- Crimeariver desperately trying to hit on Girlie

Not sure how talking about her not-so-secret husbando would be considered hitting on her but alright then, if that's the way you wanna interpret it.

Cecaelia Girlie wrote:

Er, how about group then?

from “a family of young animals, especially of a bird, produced at one hatching or birth.”"
i'm thinking your group is a furry slut house

@Chowzburgerz
Here you are sir:

@Girlie and Dragon
Ey if you too are gonna start an orgy you gotta take it in the back cuz i don't want no semen stinking up the place!

Last edited Feb 28, 2015 at 02:53PM EST

No Original Names wrote:

@Chowzburgerz
Here you are sir:

@Girlie and Dragon
Ey if you too are gonna start an orgy you gotta take it in the back cuz i don't want no semen stinking up the place!

Don't worry Keep! No orgies here! No orgy at all!

@Dragon

All of my significant others are human! DX

Cecaelia Girlie wrote:

Don't worry Keep! No orgies here! No orgy at all!

@Dragon

All of my significant others are human! DX

Goddamn furries.

No Original Names wrote:

@Dragonlord
Alright here you are

@Convoy
Heres the best we got for you

and for you

Anyways if Girlie was a true Loli clone she wouldn't be this good at threads, god knows Loli hates Riff Raff getting popularity, that's more work for him to do.

Skeletor-sm

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