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Fortunatley Unfortunately

Last posted Mar 25, 2010 at 05:43PM EDT. Added Feb 18, 2010 at 06:46PM EST
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Okay, here’s how it goes:

someone starts with, “Fortunately…” and states something good, and someone counters it with “Unfortunately…” and knocks someone’s fortune on its ass. Also, try not to continue on the same Fortunately or soon people will start flaming, try and move on when a topic dies. THIS MEANS YOU ANN HIRO.

I’ll start

Fortunately babby is safe.

Feb 18, 2010 at 06:46PM EST
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Unfortunately you contracted AIDS.

Fortunately crime rates are down.

Feb 18, 2010 at 07:12PM EST
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UNFOTUNATELY – Memedude has herpies

FORTUNATELY – I wore a condom

Feb 18, 2010 at 07:40PM EST

This may be knowing too much but… women CAN wear condoms. I don’t really wanna post pics on KYM but here’s a Wikipedia article about them: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_condom

Feb 18, 2010 at 07:46PM EST
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Lmao, there are girl condoms, they are messed up :O
THAT’S WHAT MY HEALTH CLASS SAID

Feb 18, 2010 at 07:46PM EST

Thanks Jostin, the day isn’t complete until I’m utterly disturbed.

(joking)

Feb 18, 2010 at 07:50PM EST
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xD
I’m prepared :O
;D

Feb 18, 2010 at 07:51PM EST

….. anny way……
UNFORTUNATELY-the condom broke and now I’m pregnant!
FORTUNATELY- we’re prepared

Feb 18, 2010 at 08:09PM EST
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UNFORTANTELY – It was a crack baby

FOTUNATELY – It’s not mine :D

Feb 18, 2010 at 08:11PM EST

UNFORTUNATELY – The lottery you watched was taped and it was a joke

FORTUNATELY – I didn’t forget to buy milk

Feb 18, 2010 at 11:01PM EST

UNFORTUNATELY- The holocaust happened.

FORTUNATELY – I was german.

Feb 18, 2010 at 11:02PM EST

Haaa, I like that one : )

Feb 18, 2010 at 11:05PM EST

UNFORTUNATELY, your parents believed a little too much in “keeping the master race pure” and you were born with 5 kinds of developmental disabilities.

FORTUNATELY, you had fun at camp!

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Feb 19, 2010 at 12:15AM EST
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UNFORTUNATELY, it was a death camp.

FORTUNATELY, I passed my chemistry test. :D

Feb 19, 2010 at 01:00AM EST
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UNFORTUNATELY, You failed everything else

FORTUNATELY, I’m on a short vacation tomorrow

Feb 19, 2010 at 04:13AM EST
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UNFORTUNATLEY- Its on JET-BLUE
FORTUNATLEY- IT’S FRIDAY!

Feb 19, 2010 at 08:25AM EST

UNFORTUNATELY – You traveled back in time, and it’s Monday again

FORTUNATELY – I have pretzels :D

Feb 19, 2010 at 09:41AM EST

UNFORTUNATELY – They are covered with snot

FORTUNATELY – My family has won 1,50 euro with a lotery

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Feb 19, 2010 at 09:47AM EST
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UNFORTUNATELY – It was all a lie :O And your family has blown up

FORTUNATELY – My dog is fixed

Feb 19, 2010 at 09:51AM EST

UNFORTUNATELY – It was a purebred Stabyhoun.
FORTUNATELY – You own 5 of them.

Feb 19, 2010 at 02:11PM EST
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UNFORTUNATELY – They are not housetrained.

FORTUNATELY – It is not your house.

Feb 19, 2010 at 02:14PM EST
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UNFORTUNATELY – The dogs were poisoned, and they died

FORTUNATELY – I wasn’t poisoned ;)

Feb 19, 2010 at 02:25PM EST

UNFORTUNATELY – The vaccine won’t be ready until next year

FORTUNATELY – I know mouth to mouth! >:O

Feb 19, 2010 at 05:09PM EST

UNFORTUNATELY – You’re a boy

FORTUNATELY – I am ze Übermeeeensch!!!

Feb 19, 2010 at 05:36PM EST
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UNFORTUNATELY – I don’t know that language

FORTUNATELY – I just recently found out, I am not a boy! >:(

Feb 19, 2010 at 05:40PM EST

UNFORTUNATELY- I don’t, but don’t tell your parents, kids!

FORTUNATELY- ROBOBABBY IS GO!!!!!!

Feb 19, 2010 at 05:42PM EST
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Unfortunately---The nickel belonged to a horny Internet predator.

Fortunately-----I left him my Mother-in laws number!

(btw…original idea TehBishop…TY4fun)

Peace&Respect All

Feb 20, 2010 at 05:15AM EST
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Unfortunately- You gave the wrong adress.

Fortunately- He hit your annoying next door neighbor.

Feb 20, 2010 at 09:25AM EST
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UNFORTUNATELY – He has a lawyer

FORTUNATELY – So am I >:)

Feb 20, 2010 at 10:54AM EST

UNFORTUNATELY – The judge is racist

FORTUNATELY – I am not black

Feb 20, 2010 at 01:14PM EST

UNFORTUNATELY – The jury is racist to all non-black people.

FORTUNATELY – You have your Guy Fawkes mask with you.

Feb 20, 2010 at 02:07PM EST
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UNFORTUNATELY- They just don’t make ’em like they use to.

FORTUNATELY-

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Feb 20, 2010 at 02:29PM EST
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UNFORTUNATELY – It doesn’t want to come out of it’s cage.

FORTUNATELY – Everything went better than expected.

Feb 21, 2010 at 12:08AM EST
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UNFORTUNATELY – You lost it.
FORTUNATELY – I just won the game. (But you lost.)

Feb 21, 2010 at 12:08AM EST
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UNFORTUNATELY – I accidentally the game by zero.
FORTUNATELY – That’s a three-meme combo, triples GET.

Feb 21, 2010 at 12:40AM EST
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UNFORTUNATELY – I hacked KYM

FORTUNATELY – I did all my homework!

Feb 21, 2010 at 10:58AM EST

UNFORTUNATELY – You got a 0 because you’re dumb.
FORTUNATELY – I will help you with your homework.

Feb 21, 2010 at 11:06AM EST
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UNFORTUNATELY – It was a mistake and you actually got an F.

FORTUNATELY – I was the teacher who pointed out the mistake.

Feb 21, 2010 at 11:48AM EST
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UNFORTUNATELY – The teacher is a rapist

FORTUNATELY – I don’t have that teacher

Feb 21, 2010 at 12:33PM EST

UNFORTUNATELY – I have that teacher
FORTUNATELY – I AM that teacher

Feb 21, 2010 at 12:34PM EST
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