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rules:
if someone doesnt get it, explain it. dont be a jerk.

MINE:
what did iron say to silver when they saw plutonium?
PU!

Dude 1: Hey, take a bite of this snapple!

Dude 2: Don't mind if I do. bite Ow! It's metal!

Dude 1: It's an apple infused with tin.

Dude 2: ….

(Those of you who know your Periodic Tale should be laughing by now.)

@jack

Ha.

@jack lold.
took me a second.
but i lold

i c wat u did thar – old XKCD joke is old.

What did one physics professor say to another about the multi-dimensional string theory?

"I bet Michio Kaku had to pull some strings to get that one through!"

Buahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

(Wiped off, due to rule breaking by sweatie-killer, edited by sweatie-killer.)

This joke is old…:

2 hydrogen atom were walking down the street
One fell down, so the other one asked him "Are you alright?".
The first atom replied "I think I lost an electron". the other atom doubted "Are you sure?"
The first atom replied back "I'm positive"

…

@Sweatie, a word of advice: That's been done before. Do it again, and you'll most likely get banned.

Best one

@norsehorse89

Sorry did not know.

I will not do it again.

There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.