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ITT: SMART jokes.

Last posted Feb 26, 2010 at 11:06PM EST. Added Feb 26, 2010 at 05:14PM EST
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Dude 1: Hey, take a bite of this snapple!

Dude 2: Don’t mind if I do. bite Ow! It’s metal!

Dude 1: It’s an apple infused with tin.

Dude 2: ….

(Those of you who know your Periodic Tale should be laughing by now.)

This joke is old…:

2 hydrogen atom were walking down the street
One fell down, so the other one asked him “Are you alright?”.
The first atom replied “I think I lost an electron”. the other atom doubted “Are you sure?”
The first atom replied back “I’m positive”

Skeletor-sm

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