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100+ ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Last posted Jun 21, 2010 at 06:56PM EDT. Added May 02, 2010 at 10:14PM EDT
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This is like the forum says
just for fun
you dont actually have to do these, just list funny ways that you might be able to
1. Ride a bike through the electronics section

May 02, 2010 at 10:14PM EDT

4. Act classy.

Last edited May 02, 2010 at 10:20PM EDT
May 02, 2010 at 10:19PM EDT

5. Follow the workers around with your eyes as wide as possible.

Last edited May 02, 2010 at 10:25PM EDT
May 02, 2010 at 10:25PM EDT

6. Dress like an employee and wander around the store, when you get asked for help stare at them then start screaming gibberish

May 02, 2010 at 10:26PM EDT

7. Dress as a ninja and hide atop the displays, jumping down at employees.

May 02, 2010 at 10:27PM EDT

(I’ve done this one)
8. Cosplay as Luigi In the Electronics Center and slap Xbox games out of peoples hands.

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May 02, 2010 at 10:28PM EDT

8. When someone is not looking fill their cart with assorted items with a box of extra small condoms on top.

May 02, 2010 at 10:29PM EDT

9. Put a snickers bar on lay away

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May 02, 2010 at 10:30PM EDT

Looks like we got two 7’s. you oughta fix that.
10. Run around as if in a panic. Look behind you every once in awhile and yell “GET AWAY!”

May 02, 2010 at 10:31PM EDT

I can confirm that 13 does not get you kicked out of walmart.

May 02, 2010 at 10:33PM EDT

Crabwalking while asking for a twinkie might.

May 02, 2010 at 10:34PM EDT

Dangit. Lemme try again. Uh….

13. Ride around the store on rollerblades and knock people’s carts over.

May 02, 2010 at 10:35PM EDT

Open a pack of yugioh cards and challenge random people to a “d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!”

May 02, 2010 at 10:35PM EDT

Whenever you hear a voice saying “clean up etc”, fall to the ground sobbing/screaming “the voices!!” then get back up & act normal

By the way, we miss you on IRC.

May 02, 2010 at 10:37PM EDT

Put blue paint on your hand and when you see someone put your hand on their shirt and point at them and say, “A clue a clue!”

May 02, 2010 at 10:41PM EDT

(Number) : Hand out PETA fliers in the meat aisle.

May 02, 2010 at 10:42PM EDT

26: Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store

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May 02, 2010 at 10:43PM EDT

Duuuuuude I’ve done that… it helps when you have relatives who work there!

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May 02, 2010 at 10:45PM EDT

27. Be black

May 02, 2010 at 10:46PM EDT



28: Tie a plushie to one end of a string and your ankle to the other end, and run around screaming “HELP! IT’S AFTER ME!”

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May 02, 2010 at 10:47PM EDT

29. Stand in front of a T.V. and ask when lost is on

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May 02, 2010 at 10:47PM EDT

30: Make evil eyes at someone and start whispering, “I’m the little girl from the well… I’ve been waiting…”

May 02, 2010 at 10:48PM EDT

31. Bring Deathnote inside and start writing down employees names

May 02, 2010 at 10:57PM EDT

steven mick:

May 02, 2010 at 11:00PM EDT

Stand around in the sporting/hunting section holding a gun,asking “Where do you keep the anti-depressants?”

May 03, 2010 at 10:51AM EDT

stand on a cart and yell “im the king of the wordl!”.

then crash into someone.

May 03, 2010 at 11:15AM EDT

Stealthily run from aisle to aisle while humming the “Mission Impossible” theme.
Me and my stepdad have done this before. while Christmas shopping for my mom. While she was in the store. BOOYAH.

May 03, 2010 at 11:35AM EDT

hide in the clothes rack and grab at peoples ankles while shouting “Im gonna get your toes!”

May 03, 2010 at 12:18PM EDT

Have someone play One Winged Angel over the PA system. Then cosplay as Sephiroth and run around saying “Shall I give you this pear?”

May 03, 2010 at 12:25PM EDT

While Cosplaying as Sephiroth stalk someone who looks like Aeris.

May 03, 2010 at 12:52PM EDT

go to the Electronic section and put a cassette tape of you screaming “Piss!!! Sh**!!!, Damn!!!, WTF!!!!”

May 03, 2010 at 01:03PM EDT

Scream “OMGWTFBBQ” extremely loudly while wearing shorts and a Hawaian shirt and pretending to operate a Grillmaster 9001 Outdoor Grill.

Find a product you’ve been looking to get for an extremely long time and proceed to run around the store screaming in joy and showing it to random people (while screaming).

Pretend to be on one of the display computers that yell profanities (Think AVGN) after not being able to connect to the Internet with the Computer.

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May 03, 2010 at 01:05PM EDT

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