This is like the forum says
just for fun
you dont actually have to do these, just list funny ways that you might be able to
1. Ride a bike through the electronics section
This is like the forum says
2. Ride an electronic through the bike section
3. Pooing/peeing in one of the display toilets.
4. Act classy.
5. hide a dead body in a storage bin
5. Follow the workers around with your eyes as wide as possible.
6. Dress like an employee and wander around the store, when you get asked for help stare at them then start screaming gibberish
7. Dress as a ninja and hide atop the displays, jumping down at employees.
(I’ve done this one)
8. Cosplay as Luigi In the Electronics Center and slap Xbox games out of peoples hands.
8. When someone is not looking fill their cart with assorted items with a box of extra small condoms on top.
9. Put a snickers bar on lay away
Looks like we got two 7’s. you oughta fix that.
10. Run around as if in a panic. Look behind you every once in awhile and yell “GET AWAY!”
13. Crawl. Just crawl around the store.
I can confirm that 13 does not get you kicked out of walmart.
Crabwalking while asking for a twinkie might.
Dangit. Lemme try again. Uh….
13. Ride around the store on rollerblades and knock people’s carts over.
14. live in walmart
Open a pack of yugioh cards and challenge random people to a “d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!”
11. Kick yourself out of walmart
This one works 100%
Whenever you hear a voice saying “clean up etc”, fall to the ground sobbing/screaming “the voices!!” then get back up & act normal
By the way, we miss you on IRC.
17?. Rick-roll the intercom
18. Set all the alarm clocks to go off consecutively
Put blue paint on your hand and when you see someone put your hand on their shirt and point at them and say, “A clue a clue!”
(Number) : Hand out PETA fliers in the meat aisle.
Kyle, is RG on IRC right now?
26: Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store
Duuuuuude I’ve done that… it helps when you have relatives who work there!
27. Be black
28: Tie a plushie to one end of a string and your ankle to the other end, and run around screaming “HELP! IT’S AFTER ME!”
29. Stand in front of a T.V. and ask when lost is on
30: Make evil eyes at someone and start whispering, “I’m the little girl from the well… I’ve been waiting…”
the fact that I’ve done most of these is Kinda sad T_T
31. Bring Deathnote inside and start writing down employees names
steven mick: http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2007-11-22/virginian-teen-suspended-over-names-in-death-note
They would never catch you!
32. block the doors with Candy
Run in slow motion.
Run in fast motion.
Stand in medium motion. ಠ_ಠ
Challenge random people to rap battles.
Stand around in the sporting/hunting section holding a gun,asking “Where do you keep the anti-depressants?”
stand on a cart and yell “im the king of the wordl!”.
then crash into someone.
Stealthily run from aisle to aisle while humming the “Mission Impossible” theme.
Me and my stepdad have done this before. while Christmas shopping for my mom. While she was in the store. BOOYAH.
hide in the clothes rack and grab at peoples ankles while shouting “Im gonna get your toes!”
Have someone play One Winged Angel over the PA system. Then cosplay as Sephiroth and run around saying “Shall I give you this pear?”
While Cosplaying as Sephiroth stalk someone who looks like Aeris.
go to the Electronic section and put a cassette tape of you screaming “Piss!!! Sh**!!!, Damn!!!, WTF!!!!”
Scream “OMGWTFBBQ” extremely loudly while wearing shorts and a Hawaian shirt and pretending to operate a Grillmaster 9001 Outdoor Grill.
Find a product you’ve been looking to get for an extremely long time and proceed to run around the store screaming in joy and showing it to random people (while screaming).
Pretend to be on one of the display computers that yell profanities (Think AVGN) after not being able to connect to the Internet with the Computer.
go streaking in a thong through the isles