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Last posted Jul 09, 2010 at 03:11PM EDT. Added May 27, 2010 at 03:57PM EDT
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This thread is now about omegle. also, don’t go to sourmath.com, jarsitter.org, meatspin.com or bluewaffle.net as directed. All extremely NSFW and sourmath is a computerbreaking virus.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Kevin?
Stranger: Kevin Bacon?
You: Yeah!
Stranger: SHIT? YES?
Stranger: ARE YOU SERIOUS?
You: HOW DID YOU KNOW
You: YES
Stranger: HAHAH I KNEW IT
Stranger: I KNEW SOMEDAY
You: IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU
Stranger: IF I DID THIS LONG ENOUGH
Stranger: I WOULD FINALLY GET YOU
Stranger: HAHAHAH
Stranger: My mom laughed at me
Stranger: said I was wasting my life
You: HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN LOOKING
Stranger: but it’s all worth it
Stranger: almost two years now
You: nice
Stranger: of solid 16 hours a day of omegle
You: wow
Stranger: you have no idea
Stranger: what I’ve been through to find you
You: ive been looking for about 2 every day for a week
You: for anyone that knows me
Stranger: I have so much to tell you!
Stranger: but first why have you been looking for me? I wouldn’t have even though you knew I existed?!?
You: because
You: i knew
You: somebody
You: somewhere is looking for me
Stranger: OH
Stranger: MY
Stranger: GOSH
Stranger: I KNOW
Stranger: I just
Stranger: felt it
Stranger: I woke up
Stranger: and I just had this intense feeling wash over me
Stranger: that I had to find you
Stranger: “You must find KEVIN BACON
Stranger: ran through my mind
Stranger: over and over
You: yep thats me
Stranger: it haunted me
Stranger: I lost my job
Stranger: my girlfriend left me
You: because of me?
Stranger: I’ve been obsessed with finding you
You: wow
You: i feel special
Stranger: it is my driving force in life
Stranger: and now I’ve met THE kevin bacon!
You: yeah
You: i feel….
You: cool
Stranger: I feel whole again.
Stranger: like
Stranger: I can have my life back, maybe!
You: it seems everyone is looking for someone
You: and they know someone is looking for them
Stranger: it’s strange isn’t it
Stranger: how the world works
Stranger: I’ve seen the wiring under the board.
You: i think
You: youve found what your life is meant for
You: ME
Stranger: YES
Stranger: MY LIFE IS FOR KEVIN BACON
Stranger: I live to serve you, m’lord.
You: i love you
Stranger: <3
Stranger: Oh Kevin
Stranger: TAKE ME NOW
Stranger: I’m a straight guy.. but
You: bluewaffle.net will solve all your problems
Stranger: I’ll make this exception
Stranger: pfft
Stranger: nah
Stranger: seen it
You: lol
Stranger: not feelin it
You: jk
You: jarsitter.com
Stranger: that one is new.
Stranger: I thought I had seen them all
Stranger: wait for it!
You: i hate but love shock websites at the same time
Stranger: That is a powerful anus.
Stranger: frightening.
Stranger: and
Stranger: I think he has a disease.
You: He doesnt scream till the end
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: it’s like a gory accident on the side of the road
Stranger: it’s horrible
Stranger: but
Stranger: you can’t stop watching
You: IT BREAKS IN HIS BUTT
Stranger: haha
You: meatspin.com
Stranger: that’s a new one too
Stranger: man you are a fount of these things
You: lemonparty.org
Stranger: meatspin made me lol
Stranger: for real
You: lol
You: wait until 50 spins
Stranger: LOL
You: lolz
Stranger: Kevin bacon, you have made me lol for real.
Stranger: Thank you for entertaining me in an otherwise boring evening.
You: sourmath.com
Stranger: Now I must go geek out and play SC2
Stranger: alright one more

Last edited Jun 02, 2010 at 03:30AM EDT
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