I am now 17. I just wanted to let you know.
( inb4 SSBMMasta’s traditional birthday video )
Happy Birthday, man! You’re just one year closder to death, which means I’m one year closer to perpetual happiness!
Kidding, really, I love you.
Happy birthday! :D
hmm…one more year…I mean, Happy Birthday!!!
BZ saw it coming.
I got this.
Congratz. It’s an epic game.
We’re the same age now!